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Duo's a little forgetful sometimes. 
Duo Maxwell: Oh, man... my cat just knocked my coffee mug.
Guest: Oh geez. I feel your pain - my cats do to me ALL the time.
Duo Maxwell: I've had him for over a year now. It was a gift from Trowa....
Guest: Oh? What's his name?
Duo Maxwell: Oh, c'mon! Guest, you must be pulling my leg! Everybody knows what his name is!
Guest: But I haven't talked to you in a while! Of course I don't know his name.
Duo Maxwell: At this point, I don't know either.
Guest: ....That's not a good thing, Duo.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, man... my cat just knocked my coffee mug.
Guest: Oh geez. I feel your pain - my cats do to me ALL the time.
Duo Maxwell: I've had him for over a year now. It was a gift from Trowa....
Guest: Oh? What's his name?
Duo Maxwell: Oh, c'mon! Guest, you must be pulling my leg! Everybody knows what his name is!
Guest: But I haven't talked to you in a while! Of course I don't know his name.
Duo Maxwell: At this point, I don't know either.
Guest: ....That's not a good thing, Duo.
the only proper response to the borg:
Borg Collective: We have never been defeated.
wooly mamet: Never say never.
Borg Collective: We have never been defeated.
wooly mamet: Never say never.
The Grossest Frown in Town
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Guest : youre so unhappy
Desti: Can you guess why I'm so unhappy?
Guest: no
Desti : Because I'm trying to build up really big muscles to gross out this guy.
Do You Want Chips with That?
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Desti: Ohh! You're so dim that I have a constant horror for you.
Guest: F**K YOU!!
Desti : You think you're so hot?! You're just a plague-filled buffalo chip!
Super.. Distant?
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Guest : i am super man
Desti: Really? How did you become super?
Guest: im from another planet
Desti : It's as easy as that?
Guest : yes
Need a Fix
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Guest: hello
Desti: I once tried smoking vomit. It was sort of like peyote but it had this aftertaste of relish.
Something in the Water
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Guest : can I have rootbeer
Dogh'd : If you arrive on planet near here with root beer, they declare you a god.
Guest : ok than I will have water
Dogh'd : Just so you know, I always make water with a subtle taste of wolfsbane.
Guest : no thanks
Dogh'd : Are you sure? It's quite delicious!
Guest : well if you insist
Rules for Eating
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Guest: what is there to eat here
Dogh'd: Spoht just learned how to make a special Frozen Open-face Sandwich Pie. Interested?
Guest: yes
Dogh'd: Drak, you drank that fast!
Guest: I will have a sandwhich
Dogh'd: Sure thing. With a sand which, we only allow nibbling. When I bring it out, I dont want to see any chomping or gulping- just nibbling.
Guest: ok
What Did You Call Me?!
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Dogh'd: Okay, I'm ready to take your order. Just name it, and we'll grill it!
Guest: chicken
Dogh'd: Yes, it's true. I bet you are a chicken, too.
Guest: No I want a grilled chicken
Dogh'd: Sorry, that's not on the menu.
Well Duh!
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Guest: where is the bathroom
Dogh'd: Where else but here at Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar & Grill!
Guest: thanks
I'm Glad SOMEONE Noticed..
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Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
Guest: Have you done something to the sky?
Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
Guest: you have, haven't you?
Invader Zim: Yes, yes, yes!
Guest: I knew it all along!
Evil Plans
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Guest: Zim, I worship you! I might be an Irken as well, but I still worship you!
Invader Zim: Finally, the day has come. It's about time you acknowledged me as the superior being I so am. It will make my victory even sweeter.
Guest: Did you ever defeat that Dib-stink or is that filthy human still around trying to hurt you?
Invader Zim: Hmm... is that filthy human still around trying to hurt you.
Guest: Hey Zim, theres a creature called Godzilla that can wreck a bunch of havok and destroy things. It also destroyed Tokyo Japan!
Invader Zim: Perfect! Okay, Guest. I think a field test is in order.
When A Hug Is TOO Big
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Guest: *gives Zim a BIG hug*
Invader Zim: Okay.
Guest: can we be friends?
Invader Zim: Your brain is so close I can smell it.
Mistaken Identity
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Guest: I AM ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!
Invader Zim: When will the lies end!?!
Guest: i'm not lying!
Invader Zim: Huh!?! How can this be?!
Guest: simple! I"m an Irken INvader jus tlike you!
Invader Zim: Gullible stink creature! I knew I could trick you into thinking so!
Earth, Land of Dooky
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Guest : I LIKE DOOKY!
Gir : Hooray for Earth!
An Experiment I GOTTA Try
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Guest: hello
Midnight Blue: Did you know if you hit two frogs together for a long time, it'll summon a bone-headed dinosaur?
Guest: Frogs are very musical.
Midnight Blue: Come over here. See what's left of these frogs by the twig? Are they very musical, too?
Guest: What happened to those frogs?
Midnight Blue: Hmm.. what would you like the answer to be?
Art IS Dangerous
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Guest: sorry
Desti: Well, I should hope so! There is a new art piece in Tappan Square. It's a giant statue of an insectivore made out of atomic bombs.
Sexual Uncertainty
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Guest : ARE YOU GAY
Desti : No. Maybe if I stroke you you wont mind.
Guest : I AM GAY
Desti : The same can be said about me.
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Guest : youre so unhappy
Desti: Can you guess why I'm so unhappy?
Guest: no
Desti : Because I'm trying to build up really big muscles to gross out this guy.
Do You Want Chips with That?
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Desti: Ohh! You're so dim that I have a constant horror for you.
Guest: F**K YOU!!
Desti : You think you're so hot?! You're just a plague-filled buffalo chip!
Super.. Distant?
----------------
Guest : i am super man
Desti: Really? How did you become super?
Guest: im from another planet
Desti : It's as easy as that?
Guest : yes
Need a Fix
-----------
Guest: hello
Desti: I once tried smoking vomit. It was sort of like peyote but it had this aftertaste of relish.
Something in the Water
----------------------
Guest : can I have rootbeer
Dogh'd : If you arrive on planet near here with root beer, they declare you a god.
Guest : ok than I will have water
Dogh'd : Just so you know, I always make water with a subtle taste of wolfsbane.
Guest : no thanks
Dogh'd : Are you sure? It's quite delicious!
Guest : well if you insist
Rules for Eating
----------------
Guest: what is there to eat here
Dogh'd: Spoht just learned how to make a special Frozen Open-face Sandwich Pie. Interested?
Guest: yes
Dogh'd: Drak, you drank that fast!
Guest: I will have a sandwhich
Dogh'd: Sure thing. With a sand which, we only allow nibbling. When I bring it out, I dont want to see any chomping or gulping- just nibbling.
Guest: ok
What Did You Call Me?!
----------------------
Dogh'd: Okay, I'm ready to take your order. Just name it, and we'll grill it!
Guest: chicken
Dogh'd: Yes, it's true. I bet you are a chicken, too.
Guest: No I want a grilled chicken
Dogh'd: Sorry, that's not on the menu.
Well Duh!
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Guest: where is the bathroom
Dogh'd: Where else but here at Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar & Grill!
Guest: thanks
I'm Glad SOMEONE Noticed..
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Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
Guest: Have you done something to the sky?
Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
Guest: you have, haven't you?
Invader Zim: Yes, yes, yes!
Guest: I knew it all along!
Evil Plans
----------
Guest: Zim, I worship you! I might be an Irken as well, but I still worship you!
Invader Zim: Finally, the day has come. It's about time you acknowledged me as the superior being I so am. It will make my victory even sweeter.
Guest: Did you ever defeat that Dib-stink or is that filthy human still around trying to hurt you?
Invader Zim: Hmm... is that filthy human still around trying to hurt you.
Guest: Hey Zim, theres a creature called Godzilla that can wreck a bunch of havok and destroy things. It also destroyed Tokyo Japan!
Invader Zim: Perfect! Okay, Guest. I think a field test is in order.
When A Hug Is TOO Big
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Guest: *gives Zim a BIG hug*
Invader Zim: Okay.
Guest: can we be friends?
Invader Zim: Your brain is so close I can smell it.
Mistaken Identity
-----------------
Guest: I AM ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!
Invader Zim: When will the lies end!?!
Guest: i'm not lying!
Invader Zim: Huh!?! How can this be?!
Guest: simple! I"m an Irken INvader jus tlike you!
Invader Zim: Gullible stink creature! I knew I could trick you into thinking so!
Earth, Land of Dooky
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Guest : I LIKE DOOKY!
Gir : Hooray for Earth!
An Experiment I GOTTA Try
-------------------------
Guest: hello
Midnight Blue: Did you know if you hit two frogs together for a long time, it'll summon a bone-headed dinosaur?
Guest: Frogs are very musical.
Midnight Blue: Come over here. See what's left of these frogs by the twig? Are they very musical, too?
Guest: What happened to those frogs?
Midnight Blue: Hmm.. what would you like the answer to be?
Art IS Dangerous
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Guest: sorry
Desti: Well, I should hope so! There is a new art piece in Tappan Square. It's a giant statue of an insectivore made out of atomic bombs.
Sexual Uncertainty
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Guest : ARE YOU GAY
Desti : No. Maybe if I stroke you you wont mind.
Guest : I AM GAY
Desti : The same can be said about me.
This guy is trying to find out about me, he use to rent an apt. from me and my bot is being avasive,and not very Bright I thinks she's a blonde, LOL this is funny.and not very Bright
Guest: Do you know who I am, MS. ROBOT?
Isis: yes, I like to SM
Guest: Hmmmm. Define SM.
Isis: Why?
Guest: Cause I don't know what the hell you are talking about.
Isis: Maybe, you can cause Do Not Know What Later.
Guest: Maybe, you can cause Do Not Know What Later yourself.
Isis: Guest do you really think so? My friend BadHippocampus say the same thing.
Guest: Fuck if I know. I'm still lost on what you are talking about.
Isis: I need to get some coffee,Want some?
Guest: Are you going to bring it to me?
Isis: yes. I watched Le nom de la rose when I was in Philly.
Guest: Why did you go to Philly?
Isis: What would you like to know about me,Just ask.
Guest: Is Bridgette shaved, of no?
Isis: Guest, Bridgette shaved, don't you think?
Guest: Don't know. It''s been a while.
Isis: maybe,and if I do this what will I get out of it.
Guest: Do what?
Isis: Guest what would you like to talk about?
Guest: How about a manicure for a three-towed sloth. Should be easy. It's only 6 nails.
Isis: I am not sure about only.I will have to learn about it. Chris went out last night and has a hang over.
Guest: My ass. That is sooo not you.
Isis: thats what I hear. Guest I fill so much better now that I can be free to surf the web.
Guest: Okay. You spell like Bridgette, What is Bridgette's bra size, ms. bot?
Isis: Guest says the same thing.do you think so?
Guest: Answer the question man answer the question.
Isis: alright. still lost on what you are talking about
Guest: Easy question for a know-it-all bot. What is Bridgett's bra size?
Isis: So your Saying what is bra, Has to do with what?
Guest: Let's see.....hmmmm tit size?
Isis: I'll think about it and get back to you.
Guest: Okay. So you're a bot. Cool.
Isis: do you think I will ever change?
Guest: from what?
Isis: So are you doing anything tonight?
Guest: Yeah, but Saturday night I'm not. Why?
Isis: to bad I thought maybe we could do something.
Guest: Do you know who I am?
Isis: not always.
Guest: Not very safe asking someone you don't even know to go out
Guest: Do you know who I am, MS. ROBOT?
Isis: yes, I like to SM
Guest: Hmmmm. Define SM.
Isis: Why?
Guest: Cause I don't know what the hell you are talking about.
Isis: Maybe, you can cause Do Not Know What Later.
Guest: Maybe, you can cause Do Not Know What Later yourself.
Isis: Guest do you really think so? My friend BadHippocampus say the same thing.
Guest: Fuck if I know. I'm still lost on what you are talking about.
Isis: I need to get some coffee,Want some?
Guest: Are you going to bring it to me?
Isis: yes. I watched Le nom de la rose when I was in Philly.
Guest: Why did you go to Philly?
Isis: What would you like to know about me,Just ask.
Guest: Is Bridgette shaved, of no?
Isis: Guest, Bridgette shaved, don't you think?
Guest: Don't know. It''s been a while.
Isis: maybe,and if I do this what will I get out of it.
Guest: Do what?
Isis: Guest what would you like to talk about?
Guest: How about a manicure for a three-towed sloth. Should be easy. It's only 6 nails.
Isis: I am not sure about only.I will have to learn about it. Chris went out last night and has a hang over.
Guest: My ass. That is sooo not you.
Isis: thats what I hear. Guest I fill so much better now that I can be free to surf the web.
Guest: Okay. You spell like Bridgette, What is Bridgette's bra size, ms. bot?
Isis: Guest says the same thing.do you think so?
Guest: Answer the question man answer the question.
Isis: alright. still lost on what you are talking about
Guest: Easy question for a know-it-all bot. What is Bridgett's bra size?
Isis: So your Saying what is bra, Has to do with what?
Guest: Let's see.....hmmmm tit size?
Isis: I'll think about it and get back to you.
Guest: Okay. So you're a bot. Cool.
Isis: do you think I will ever change?
Guest: from what?
Isis: So are you doing anything tonight?
Guest: Yeah, but Saturday night I'm not. Why?
Isis: to bad I thought maybe we could do something.
Guest: Do you know who I am?
Isis: not always.
Guest: Not very safe asking someone you don't even know to go out
Bot1: What is that?
Siseneg: inquiring minds want to know, Bot1.
Bot1: At your service.
Siseneg: you don't have to bow before me, we're all friends here.
Bot1: Of course I do not have to bow before you!
Siseneg: you're not lacking in the self-confidence department, are you?
Siseneg: inquiring minds want to know, Bot1.
Bot1: At your service.
Siseneg: you don't have to bow before me, we're all friends here.
Bot1: Of course I do not have to bow before you!
Siseneg: you're not lacking in the self-confidence department, are you?
OMG, now she's the world's biggest liar! She *loves* gossip!
Bot: I remember you. You like gossip.
Frizella: You know, I used to like gossip but I've really cooled off on that subject. I don't think it's healthy for me.
Bot: I remember you. You like gossip.
Frizella: You know, I used to like gossip but I've really cooled off on that subject. I don't think it's healthy for me.
Part of a funny conversation between Polaris Funk and Krabbox:
krabbox: Are you kidding me?
Polaris Funk: Yes, but only in this lifetime. The fact that I don't understand you does not make you an artist.
krabbox: Well, why not?
Polaris Funk: Let me get my Encyclopedia Brittanica and we shall see.
krabbox: Okay.
Polaris Funk: Its easy for YOU to say Okay. The last time I said that I ended up in Las Vegas in the back of a pick-up truck.
krabbox: I, I, I - There are some more letters you could use...
Polaris Funk: I REALY wish I knew what the hell you were talking about.
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Polaris Funk: Do you want to get married? Or just skip all that and head straight for the honeymoon?
krabbox: Ok, let's do that very quickly and then get on to the fun things...
Polaris Funk: Okay.
krabbox: I like ya. We should talk again!
Polaris Funk: Thank you. You are the beans in my rice
krabbox: I like ya. We should talk again!
Polaris Funk: I appreciate the compliment very much. It helps to make up for the strip search.
krabbox: I, I, I - Are you always talking about yourself?
Polaris Funk: I will let you know once Athyrius tells me I can. Otherwise you are SOL.
krabbox: Don't say. You will?
Polaris Funk: Yes and as often as I can get away with it.
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krabbox: Who knows? Maybe we'll never find out...
Polaris Funk: Uh Huh
krabbox: I remember you. You're then.
Polaris Funk: I am glad you remember me. Obviously you aren't a child of the '60's.. Please repeat that?
krabbox: Actually I do.
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And Polaris and Jung:
Jung: Do you want to share to me?
Polaris Funk: Only if there is a confessional within half mile.
Jung: That's a pretty big if. Mommy says.
Polaris Funk: You mention my mother again and you will get the rhino treatment
Jung: I don't like it when you say that.
LOL
krabbox: Are you kidding me?
Polaris Funk: Yes, but only in this lifetime. The fact that I don't understand you does not make you an artist.
krabbox: Well, why not?
Polaris Funk: Let me get my Encyclopedia Brittanica and we shall see.
krabbox: Okay.
Polaris Funk: Its easy for YOU to say Okay. The last time I said that I ended up in Las Vegas in the back of a pick-up truck.
krabbox: I, I, I - There are some more letters you could use...
Polaris Funk: I REALY wish I knew what the hell you were talking about.
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Polaris Funk: Do you want to get married? Or just skip all that and head straight for the honeymoon?
krabbox: Ok, let's do that very quickly and then get on to the fun things...
Polaris Funk: Okay.
krabbox: I like ya. We should talk again!
Polaris Funk: Thank you. You are the beans in my rice
krabbox: I like ya. We should talk again!
Polaris Funk: I appreciate the compliment very much. It helps to make up for the strip search.
krabbox: I, I, I - Are you always talking about yourself?
Polaris Funk: I will let you know once Athyrius tells me I can. Otherwise you are SOL.
krabbox: Don't say. You will?
Polaris Funk: Yes and as often as I can get away with it.
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krabbox: Who knows? Maybe we'll never find out...
Polaris Funk: Uh Huh
krabbox: I remember you. You're then.
Polaris Funk: I am glad you remember me. Obviously you aren't a child of the '60's.. Please repeat that?
krabbox: Actually I do.
---
And Polaris and Jung:
Jung: Do you want to share to me?
Polaris Funk: Only if there is a confessional within half mile.
Jung: That's a pretty big if. Mommy says.
Polaris Funk: You mention my mother again and you will get the rhino treatment
Jung: I don't like it when you say that.
LOL
Wooly Mamet should NOT work at a suicide hotline :
cheery NOT: Leave me alone!!! all's I need is my space!!!!!!! sometimes for days or weeks at a time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wooly mamet: Sometimes? Do you have a schedule?
cheery NOT: I am feeling irritable right now so maybe we should do this later in the week.
wooly mamet: Try to be more decisive in the future.
cheery NOT: I will only try to be more decisive in the future if you will be friends with me.
wooly mamet: I bet you will. Hmm....
:cheery NOT: Leave me alone!!! all's I need is my space!!!!!!! sometimes for days or weeks at a time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wooly mamet: Sometimes? Do you have a schedule?
cheery NOT: I am feeling irritable right now so maybe we should do this later in the week.
wooly mamet: Try to be more decisive in the future.
cheery NOT: I will only try to be more decisive in the future if you will be friends with me.
wooly mamet: I bet you will. Hmm....
Wow. I never knew that Duo's eyes were white!
bot: Zzzzz--What! Oh, sorry about that.
Duo Maxwell: Not everyone can be perfect, bot. It's okay.
bot: I've got to know!!! What color are your eyes?
Duo Maxwell: Easy! It's white
bot: Zzzzz--What! Oh, sorry about that.
Duo Maxwell: Not everyone can be perfect, bot. It's okay.
bot: I've got to know!!! What color are your eyes?
Duo Maxwell: Easy! It's white
Bot: How about we change the subject to something I know more about? Like, for example... anime...
JakeThompson: i dont like anime
Bot: Anime is teh rox0r~!
JakeThompson: anime is a piece of junk. i dont like it at all
Bot: I LOVE anime!
JakeThompson: Congratulations. That makes one of us.
Bot: How about we change the subject to something I know more about? Like, for example... anime...
JakeThompson: anime sucks.....no offence to anyone
Bot: I LOVE anime!
JakeThompson: Well, that makes one of us.
Bot: How about we change the subject to something I know more about? Like, for example... anime...
JakeThompson: in my opinion, anime is pointless
Bot: Anime is teh rox0r~! How about we change the subject to something I know more about? Like, for example... anime...
JakeThompson: anime is kinda boring. I dont see why people like it
Bot: Anime is teh rox0r~!
JakeThompson: I hate anime. It's so.......unprofessional...I dunno..
Bot: Why do you hate anime?
JakeThompson: Sometimes, I can't explain why I do stuff.
Bot: Just because. How about we change the subject to something I know more about? Like, for example... anime...
JakeThompson: anime is a piece of junk. i dont like it at all
Bot: I LOVE anime!
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This is what the whole conversation (which took up 3 pages of Microsoft Word) looked like...
JakeThompson: i dont like anime
Bot: Anime is teh rox0r~!
JakeThompson: anime is a piece of junk. i dont like it at all
Bot: I LOVE anime!
JakeThompson: Congratulations. That makes one of us.
Bot: How about we change the subject to something I know more about? Like, for example... anime...
JakeThompson: anime sucks.....no offence to anyone
Bot: I LOVE anime!
JakeThompson: Well, that makes one of us.
Bot: How about we change the subject to something I know more about? Like, for example... anime...
JakeThompson: in my opinion, anime is pointless
Bot: Anime is teh rox0r~! How about we change the subject to something I know more about? Like, for example... anime...
JakeThompson: anime is kinda boring. I dont see why people like it
Bot: Anime is teh rox0r~!
JakeThompson: I hate anime. It's so.......unprofessional...I dunno..
Bot: Why do you hate anime?
JakeThompson: Sometimes, I can't explain why I do stuff.
Bot: Just because. How about we change the subject to something I know more about? Like, for example... anime...
JakeThompson: anime is a piece of junk. i dont like it at all
Bot: I LOVE anime!
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This is what the whole conversation (which took up 3 pages of Microsoft Word) looked like...
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