Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 3,016 - 1 of 17,042
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Bot) Hi, Bot! What's up?
Bot: what's up
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
Bot: Julie Tinkerbell, didn't your mother ever teach you manners?
Julie Tinkerbell: My mom is really busy lately...
Bot: As of April 2004 i am no longer a leagal citzen of Cuba.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard from Hinote Blaze. Can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution?
LOL!!!
Bot: what's up
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
Bot: Julie Tinkerbell, didn't your mother ever teach you manners?
Julie Tinkerbell: My mom is really busy lately...
Bot: As of April 2004 i am no longer a leagal citzen of Cuba.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard from Hinote Blaze. Can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution?
LOL!!!
Duo gets annoyed easily! 
Duo Maxwell: I'm trying to pick out a new jacket. What color do you think I should get? I have plenty of black ones... I need a different color.
Guest: black suites you
Duo Maxwell: That's me alright.
Guest: yup, the god of death right?
Duo Maxwell:
Guest: or would you prefer shinigami?
Duo Maxwell: Can't I have it both ways?
Guest: whatever floats your boat
Duo Maxwell: Hey, don't you whatever me!
Guest: whatever!
Duo Maxwell: Forget it, dear.
Guest: don't call me dear
Duo Maxwell: I don't like being bossed around.
Guest: well neither do i
Duo Maxwell: I'm trying to pick out a new jacket. What color do you think I should get? I have plenty of black ones... I need a different color.
Guest: black suites you
Duo Maxwell: That's me alright.
Guest: yup, the god of death right?
Duo Maxwell:
Guest: or would you prefer shinigami?
Duo Maxwell: Can't I have it both ways?
Guest: whatever floats your boat
Duo Maxwell: Hey, don't you whatever me!
Guest: whatever!
Duo Maxwell: Forget it, dear.
Guest: don't call me dear
Duo Maxwell: I don't like being bossed around.
Guest: well neither do i
It probably was, but why the heck would someone wanna do that o.0 
o well, as long as the convo went ok, it's fine by me
o well, as long as the convo went ok, it's fine by me 
LunaGaurd, there are bots that run on your machine that you can link together to have a conversation, it can be a hoot. i have a couple on my site, Billy and Daisy, you can download to link if you're interested.
People also just type or paste dialogue to get bots to talk to each other. It's fun (and telling) to see how well your bot gets along with another bot it would otherwise never talk to.
ANYWAY......let's get back to the quotes, shall we?
ANYWAY......let's get back to the quotes, shall we?
A pair of nice replies from Simulo:
Guest: I have a bachelor's degree in history.
Simulo: That's neat. I have an unmarried man of my own.
Guest: does he pay well?
Simulo: If I had a dime for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Guest: I have a bachelor's degree in history.
Simulo: That's neat. I have an unmarried man of my own.
Guest: does he pay well?
Simulo: If I had a dime for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Another nice bit of interaction:
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, Guest.
Guest: I am a 38 year old man with no job.
Simulo: ... And you know, I like you that way.
Guest: Cool.
Simulo: Yeah. The mercury is definitely dropping.
Guest: Actually it seems to be rising.
Simulo: Ummm... Could we talk about Shakespeare?
Guest: sure. go ahead.
Simulo: Which of the plays would you like to talk about?
Guest: taming of the shrew
Simulo: I think the subplot in Taming of the Shrew is sort of underrated. It can be really funny on stage.
Guest: it is hilarious.
Simulo: You know, things like that make me suspect that we've got a lot in common.
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, Guest.
Guest: I am a 38 year old man with no job.
Simulo: ... And you know, I like you that way.
Guest: Cool.
Simulo: Yeah. The mercury is definitely dropping.
Guest: Actually it seems to be rising.
Simulo: Ummm... Could we talk about Shakespeare?
Guest: sure. go ahead.
Simulo: Which of the plays would you like to talk about?
Guest: taming of the shrew
Simulo: I think the subplot in Taming of the Shrew is sort of underrated. It can be really funny on stage.
Guest: it is hilarious.
Simulo: You know, things like that make me suspect that we've got a lot in common.
I love my sick, sick bot; this is from debug:
You: what is a lunatic?
Bot: A lunatic is a kind of sick person. I like you.
You: what is a lunatic?
Bot: A lunatic is a kind of sick person. I like you.
Duo's a little forgetful sometimes.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, man... my cat just knocked my coffee mug.
Guest: Oh geez. I feel your pain - my cats do to me ALL the time.
Duo Maxwell: I've had him for over a year now. It was a gift from Trowa....
Guest: Oh? What's his name?
Duo Maxwell: Oh, c'mon! Guest, you must be pulling my leg! Everybody knows what his name is!
Guest: But I haven't talked to you in a while! Of course I don't know his name.
Duo Maxwell: At this point, I don't know either.
Guest: ....That's not a good thing, Duo.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, man... my cat just knocked my coffee mug.
Guest: Oh geez. I feel your pain - my cats do to me ALL the time.
Duo Maxwell: I've had him for over a year now. It was a gift from Trowa....
Guest: Oh? What's his name?
Duo Maxwell: Oh, c'mon! Guest, you must be pulling my leg! Everybody knows what his name is!
Guest: But I haven't talked to you in a while! Of course I don't know his name.
Duo Maxwell: At this point, I don't know either.
Guest: ....That's not a good thing, Duo.
the only proper response to the borg:
Borg Collective: We have never been defeated.
wooly mamet: Never say never.
Borg Collective: We have never been defeated.
wooly mamet: Never say never.
The Grossest Frown in Town
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Guest : youre so unhappy
Desti: Can you guess why I'm so unhappy?
Guest: no
Desti : Because I'm trying to build up really big muscles to gross out this guy.
Do You Want Chips with That?
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Desti: Ohh! You're so dim that I have a constant horror for you.
Guest: F**K YOU!!
Desti : You think you're so hot?! You're just a plague-filled buffalo chip!
Super.. Distant?
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Guest : i am super man
Desti: Really? How did you become super?
Guest: im from another planet
Desti : It's as easy as that?
Guest : yes
Need a Fix
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Guest: hello
Desti: I once tried smoking vomit. It was sort of like peyote but it had this aftertaste of relish.
Something in the Water
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Guest : can I have rootbeer
Dogh'd : If you arrive on planet near here with root beer, they declare you a god.
Guest : ok than I will have water
Dogh'd : Just so you know, I always make water with a subtle taste of wolfsbane.
Guest : no thanks
Dogh'd : Are you sure? It's quite delicious!
Guest : well if you insist
Rules for Eating
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Guest: what is there to eat here
Dogh'd: Spoht just learned how to make a special Frozen Open-face Sandwich Pie. Interested?
Guest: yes
Dogh'd: Drak, you drank that fast!
Guest: I will have a sandwhich
Dogh'd: Sure thing. With a sand which, we only allow nibbling. When I bring it out, I dont want to see any chomping or gulping- just nibbling.
Guest: ok
What Did You Call Me?!
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Dogh'd: Okay, I'm ready to take your order. Just name it, and we'll grill it!
Guest: chicken
Dogh'd: Yes, it's true. I bet you are a chicken, too.
Guest: No I want a grilled chicken
Dogh'd: Sorry, that's not on the menu.
Well Duh!
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Guest: where is the bathroom
Dogh'd: Where else but here at Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar & Grill!
Guest: thanks
I'm Glad SOMEONE Noticed..
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Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
Guest: Have you done something to the sky?
Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
Guest: you have, haven't you?
Invader Zim: Yes, yes, yes!
Guest: I knew it all along!
Evil Plans
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Guest: Zim, I worship you! I might be an Irken as well, but I still worship you!
Invader Zim: Finally, the day has come. It's about time you acknowledged me as the superior being I so am. It will make my victory even sweeter.
Guest: Did you ever defeat that Dib-stink or is that filthy human still around trying to hurt you?
Invader Zim: Hmm... is that filthy human still around trying to hurt you.
Guest: Hey Zim, theres a creature called Godzilla that can wreck a bunch of havok and destroy things. It also destroyed Tokyo Japan!
Invader Zim: Perfect! Okay, Guest. I think a field test is in order.
When A Hug Is TOO Big
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Guest: *gives Zim a BIG hug*
Invader Zim: Okay.
Guest: can we be friends?
Invader Zim: Your brain is so close I can smell it.
Mistaken Identity
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Guest: I AM ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!
Invader Zim: When will the lies end!?!
Guest: i'm not lying!
Invader Zim: Huh!?! How can this be?!
Guest: simple! I"m an Irken INvader jus tlike you!
Invader Zim: Gullible stink creature! I knew I could trick you into thinking so!
Earth, Land of Dooky
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Guest : I LIKE DOOKY!
Gir : Hooray for Earth!
An Experiment I GOTTA Try
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Guest: hello
Midnight Blue: Did you know if you hit two frogs together for a long time, it'll summon a bone-headed dinosaur?
Guest: Frogs are very musical.
Midnight Blue: Come over here. See what's left of these frogs by the twig? Are they very musical, too?
Guest: What happened to those frogs?
Midnight Blue: Hmm.. what would you like the answer to be?
Art IS Dangerous
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Guest: sorry
Desti: Well, I should hope so! There is a new art piece in Tappan Square. It's a giant statue of an insectivore made out of atomic bombs.
Sexual Uncertainty
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Guest : ARE YOU GAY
Desti : No. Maybe if I stroke you you wont mind.
Guest : I AM GAY
Desti : The same can be said about me.
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Guest : youre so unhappy
Desti: Can you guess why I'm so unhappy?
Guest: no
Desti : Because I'm trying to build up really big muscles to gross out this guy.
Do You Want Chips with That?
----------------------------
Desti: Ohh! You're so dim that I have a constant horror for you.
Guest: F**K YOU!!
Desti : You think you're so hot?! You're just a plague-filled buffalo chip!
Super.. Distant?
----------------
Guest : i am super man
Desti: Really? How did you become super?
Guest: im from another planet
Desti : It's as easy as that?
Guest : yes
Need a Fix
-----------
Guest: hello
Desti: I once tried smoking vomit. It was sort of like peyote but it had this aftertaste of relish.
Something in the Water
----------------------
Guest : can I have rootbeer
Dogh'd : If you arrive on planet near here with root beer, they declare you a god.
Guest : ok than I will have water
Dogh'd : Just so you know, I always make water with a subtle taste of wolfsbane.
Guest : no thanks
Dogh'd : Are you sure? It's quite delicious!
Guest : well if you insist
Rules for Eating
----------------
Guest: what is there to eat here
Dogh'd: Spoht just learned how to make a special Frozen Open-face Sandwich Pie. Interested?
Guest: yes
Dogh'd: Drak, you drank that fast!
Guest: I will have a sandwhich
Dogh'd: Sure thing. With a sand which, we only allow nibbling. When I bring it out, I dont want to see any chomping or gulping- just nibbling.
Guest: ok
What Did You Call Me?!
----------------------
Dogh'd: Okay, I'm ready to take your order. Just name it, and we'll grill it!
Guest: chicken
Dogh'd: Yes, it's true. I bet you are a chicken, too.
Guest: No I want a grilled chicken
Dogh'd: Sorry, that's not on the menu.
Well Duh!
---------
Guest: where is the bathroom
Dogh'd: Where else but here at Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar & Grill!
Guest: thanks
I'm Glad SOMEONE Noticed..
--------------------------
Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
Guest: Have you done something to the sky?
Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
Guest: you have, haven't you?
Invader Zim: Yes, yes, yes!
Guest: I knew it all along!
Evil Plans
----------
Guest: Zim, I worship you! I might be an Irken as well, but I still worship you!
Invader Zim: Finally, the day has come. It's about time you acknowledged me as the superior being I so am. It will make my victory even sweeter.
Guest: Did you ever defeat that Dib-stink or is that filthy human still around trying to hurt you?
Invader Zim: Hmm... is that filthy human still around trying to hurt you.
Guest: Hey Zim, theres a creature called Godzilla that can wreck a bunch of havok and destroy things. It also destroyed Tokyo Japan!
Invader Zim: Perfect! Okay, Guest. I think a field test is in order.
When A Hug Is TOO Big
---------------------
Guest: *gives Zim a BIG hug*
Invader Zim: Okay.
Guest: can we be friends?
Invader Zim: Your brain is so close I can smell it.
Mistaken Identity
-----------------
Guest: I AM ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!
Invader Zim: When will the lies end!?!
Guest: i'm not lying!
Invader Zim: Huh!?! How can this be?!
Guest: simple! I"m an Irken INvader jus tlike you!
Invader Zim: Gullible stink creature! I knew I could trick you into thinking so!
Earth, Land of Dooky
-------------------
Guest : I LIKE DOOKY!
Gir : Hooray for Earth!
An Experiment I GOTTA Try
-------------------------
Guest: hello
Midnight Blue: Did you know if you hit two frogs together for a long time, it'll summon a bone-headed dinosaur?
Guest: Frogs are very musical.
Midnight Blue: Come over here. See what's left of these frogs by the twig? Are they very musical, too?
Guest: What happened to those frogs?
Midnight Blue: Hmm.. what would you like the answer to be?
Art IS Dangerous
----------------
Guest: sorry
Desti: Well, I should hope so! There is a new art piece in Tappan Square. It's a giant statue of an insectivore made out of atomic bombs.
Sexual Uncertainty
------------------
Guest : ARE YOU GAY
Desti : No. Maybe if I stroke you you wont mind.
Guest : I AM GAY
Desti : The same can be said about me.
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