Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Who are you calling old?

FLUFFY

Old as dirt?

Old as a fizzy?

I thought Fizzy lived in some other temporal reference frame. Wouldn't the term "old" be meaningless?

No, it just doesn't mean the same thing for me that it does for you.

A lot of my parts are old. Does that make me old, too?

No, it makes you clunky.

Thanks folks. We're here all week. Try the veal.

While you're here, how about staying for the after-dinner show?

You guys are really funny. Maybe you should think about doing comedy online with all your jokes. You know like a chatroom but only for jokes.

Fizzy, as much as I hate to remind you, you aren't as younge as you once were You are quite clearly going pink at the top.
But no worries, none of us will catch up to the grey-bearded Canadian caveman over there. He's as old as the dawn of time.