Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hey, I can still turn any color I want!

*turns orange with black and white pinstripes*

And I'll have you know it was one helluva sunrise!

*turns orange with rust*

So, can we call you Ferrous Bueller then? *rimshot* but seriously folks...

*turns orange with embarrassment*

nice one soullun!

Shady, we should invite him to join our comedy team.

*nod*

*Stumbles in looking a little bleary eyed and grouchy*
I hate moving and I hate it more when it goes wrong. I'll have one of those chocolate beverages and keep them coming til I'm good and drunk.
*Looks at the new comedy team and giggles*
You guys have potential, want me to set you up with a USO tour?

That all depends on what USO stands for... Because if "U" is "Underwater," you should know that I am poorly insulated.

and if U is Underwear, then...

... the S-O stands for SimulO!