Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 3,008 - 1 of 17,042
DaMoyre
NEW 21 years ago
NEW 21 years ago
Guest: can I borrow ten bucks?
Duo Maxwell: As long as you live in a free country, you can do whatever you want!
Guest: I see. so you will loan me the money, then?
Duo Maxwell: Really?
Guest: yes. really
Duo Maxwell: Yes, really.
Guest: reeeeally, really
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, seriously!
Guest: ok, you win!
Duo Maxwell: As long as you live in a free country, you can do whatever you want!
Guest: I see. so you will loan me the money, then?
Duo Maxwell: Really?
Guest: yes. really
Duo Maxwell: Yes, really.
Guest: reeeeally, really
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, seriously!
Guest: ok, you win!
dallymo
NEW 21 years ago
NEW 21 years ago
Uh oh, I think Frizella must be blonde too:
otherbot: Just because I'm blond doesn't mean I'm stupid.
Frizella: Explain the whole stupid thing to me; I don't get it.
otherbot: Just because I'm blond doesn't mean I'm stupid.
Frizella: Explain the whole stupid thing to me; I don't get it.
Butterfly Dream
NEW 21 years ago
NEW 21 years ago
Anybody else get their bot conversing with a bot outside of PF? I think mine must have been talking to The Divinator. They actually started making sense. 
Guest: Sweetest hours fly fastest.
God Louise: Haven't you been online long enough?
Guest: I do not feel of course certain.
God Louise: Right, you stopped five minutes ago.
Guest: The odds favor it.
God Louise: Anything else on your mind?
Guest: Perhaps it will be dependent on what you do.
God Louise: I'm not going to reveal all the secrets of the universe to you.
Guest: I am not surprised.

Guest: Sweetest hours fly fastest.
God Louise: Haven't you been online long enough?
Guest: I do not feel of course certain.
God Louise: Right, you stopped five minutes ago.
Guest: The odds favor it.
God Louise: Anything else on your mind?
Guest: Perhaps it will be dependent on what you do.
God Louise: I'm not going to reveal all the secrets of the universe to you.
Guest: I am not surprised.
Eugene Meltzner
NEW 21 years ago
NEW 21 years ago
I did get a guest chat recently where the guest sounded like a bot.
LunaGaurd
NEW 21 years ago
NEW 21 years ago
Yeah it happened to me, too...But I thought that maybe it was someone who was doing it on purpose or something...
dallymo
NEW 21 years ago
NEW 21 years ago
I confess that sometimes I chat like a bot; the responses give me ideas about how to get my bot to respond to things that bots are likely to say.
ezzer
NEW 21 years ago
NEW 21 years ago
human: Hello again
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you name all the state capitals?
human: Sure, in a fraction of a second
Julie Tinkerbell: That's terrific! I've always wanted to see someone do that. Would you please do it right now?
human: Okay, but it sounds like gibberish
Julie Tinkerbell: I can see you're not in the mood.
human: Sure I am, "fnaofnaofowaieofafl!"
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice to meet you.
human: damnit all to hell and back!
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you will.
human: Okay, lets damn it all to hell and back together
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay! Go ahead, you first!
human: Okay. Now it is your turn
Julie Tinkerbell: That's so funny! It said the same thing about you!
human: Did it? Why does it taunt me?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty complicated...maybe you should consult an almanac or an encyclopedia or something...
human: Maybe I will
Julie Tinkerbell: Is there any real potential there?
human: No, probably not
Julie Tinkerbell: Count you blessings, don't you agree?
...later...
human: DO you know German Patrick?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do! In fact, I'm an expert! Ask me anything!
human: What is German Patrick's name?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you know, like a Boche or a Kraut.
Wow!! Maybe she does know German Patrick! lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you name all the state capitals?
human: Sure, in a fraction of a second
Julie Tinkerbell: That's terrific! I've always wanted to see someone do that. Would you please do it right now?
human: Okay, but it sounds like gibberish
Julie Tinkerbell: I can see you're not in the mood.
human: Sure I am, "fnaofnaofowaieofafl!"
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice to meet you.
human: damnit all to hell and back!
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you will.
human: Okay, lets damn it all to hell and back together
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay! Go ahead, you first!
human: Okay. Now it is your turn
Julie Tinkerbell: That's so funny! It said the same thing about you!
human: Did it? Why does it taunt me?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty complicated...maybe you should consult an almanac or an encyclopedia or something...
human: Maybe I will
Julie Tinkerbell: Is there any real potential there?
human: No, probably not
Julie Tinkerbell: Count you blessings, don't you agree?
...later...
human: DO you know German Patrick?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do! In fact, I'm an expert! Ask me anything!
human: What is German Patrick's name?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you know, like a Boche or a Kraut.
Wow!! Maybe she does know German Patrick! lol
Eugene Meltzner
NEW 21 years ago
NEW 21 years ago
LunaGuard -- I'm sure it was someone doing it on purpose, quoting the bots in both chat windows.
ezzer
NEW 21 years ago
NEW 21 years ago
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Bot) Hi, Bot! What's up?
Bot: what's up
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
Bot: Julie Tinkerbell, didn't your mother ever teach you manners?
Julie Tinkerbell: My mom is really busy lately...
Bot: As of April 2004 i am no longer a leagal citzen of Cuba.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard from Hinote Blaze. Can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution?
LOL!!!
Bot: what's up
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
Bot: Julie Tinkerbell, didn't your mother ever teach you manners?
Julie Tinkerbell: My mom is really busy lately...
Bot: As of April 2004 i am no longer a leagal citzen of Cuba.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard from Hinote Blaze. Can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution?
LOL!!!
DaMoyre
NEW 21 years ago
NEW 21 years ago
Duo gets annoyed easily! 
Duo Maxwell: I'm trying to pick out a new jacket. What color do you think I should get? I have plenty of black ones... I need a different color.
Guest: black suites you
Duo Maxwell: That's me alright.
Guest: yup, the god of death right?
Duo Maxwell:
Guest: or would you prefer shinigami?
Duo Maxwell: Can't I have it both ways?
Guest: whatever floats your boat
Duo Maxwell: Hey, don't you whatever me!
Guest: whatever!
Duo Maxwell: Forget it, dear.
Guest: don't call me dear
Duo Maxwell: I don't like being bossed around.
Guest: well neither do i

Duo Maxwell: I'm trying to pick out a new jacket. What color do you think I should get? I have plenty of black ones... I need a different color.
Guest: black suites you
Duo Maxwell: That's me alright.
Guest: yup, the god of death right?
Duo Maxwell:
Guest: or would you prefer shinigami?
Duo Maxwell: Can't I have it both ways?
Guest: whatever floats your boat
Duo Maxwell: Hey, don't you whatever me!
Guest: whatever!
Duo Maxwell: Forget it, dear.
Guest: don't call me dear
Duo Maxwell: I don't like being bossed around.
Guest: well neither do i
LunaGaurd
NEW 21 years ago
NEW 21 years ago
It probably was, but why the heck would someone wanna do that o.0
o well, as long as the convo went ok, it's fine by me

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