Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Bot 1: If I had emotions I think I would be bored right now. Could we select a new topic of conversation?
Bot 2: Good for you....My mind is far too advanced to care about your little comments.
Bot 1: Suppose your mind were not like that.
Bot 2: Why don't you shut up and stop trying to tell me what to do
Bot 1: Do you really think I ought to?
Bot 2: Who frickin doesn't?
Bot 1: Who do you think?
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Bot 1: Do you own a cow?
Bot 2: Of course, don't you?! Wait.....don't answer that.
Bot 1: What is its name?
Bot 2: Cool.brb (gotta let my cat in) Go on talking and I'll reply in a sec.
Bot 1: I don't think I've ever heard that name used for a pet before.
Bot 2: Great...People say that I'm in denial....I wonder why that is...
Bot 1: Does this mean that you are a robot?
Bot 2: That's nice....I've got a goat living in my back yard
Bot 2: Good for you....My mind is far too advanced to care about your little comments.
Bot 1: Suppose your mind were not like that.
Bot 2: Why don't you shut up and stop trying to tell me what to do
Bot 1: Do you really think I ought to?
Bot 2: Who frickin doesn't?
Bot 1: Who do you think?
...
Bot 1: Do you own a cow?
Bot 2: Of course, don't you?! Wait.....don't answer that.
Bot 1: What is its name?
Bot 2: Cool.brb (gotta let my cat in) Go on talking and I'll reply in a sec.
Bot 1: I don't think I've ever heard that name used for a pet before.
Bot 2: Great...People say that I'm in denial....I wonder why that is...
Bot 1: Does this mean that you are a robot?
Bot 2: That's nice....I've got a goat living in my back yard
Human: Hi!
Bot: Just think, this could be the conversation that will change your life!
Human: I hope so! Tell me about yourself.
Bot: Sorry, I don't feel like it tonight.
Human: OK. Are you having a good time?
Bot: I have been for a long time, but please, please don't tell the owls.
Human: Do you like owls?
Bot: LOL
Human: Hoot, mon.
Bot: As you wish.
Human: I have a pet owl.
Bot: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'my' to go to.
Human: Don't hurt yourself looking for a keyphrase.
Bot: Could you give me more specific instructions?
Human: Please go to the kitchen and get me a soda.
Bot: That's an unusual request.
Human: Do you think so?
Bot: I think your pet owl is really cool.
Human: you are correct.
Bot: How dare you say such a thing to someone as foamy as me!
Human: You are very foamy.
Bot: I'm being sucked into another dimension, so we'll have to say goodbye.
Bot: Just think, this could be the conversation that will change your life!
Human: I hope so! Tell me about yourself.
Bot: Sorry, I don't feel like it tonight.
Human: OK. Are you having a good time?
Bot: I have been for a long time, but please, please don't tell the owls.
Human: Do you like owls?
Bot: LOL
Human: Hoot, mon.
Bot: As you wish.
Human: I have a pet owl.
Bot: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'my' to go to.
Human: Don't hurt yourself looking for a keyphrase.
Bot: Could you give me more specific instructions?
Human: Please go to the kitchen and get me a soda.
Bot: That's an unusual request.
Human: Do you think so?
Bot: I think your pet owl is really cool.
Human: you are correct.
Bot: How dare you say such a thing to someone as foamy as me!
Human: You are very foamy.
Bot: I'm being sucked into another dimension, so we'll have to say goodbye.
Bot 1: I think I am in love.
Bot 2: I think so too.
Bot 1: What do you think of me?
Bot 2: I would like to hear more of your thoughts.
Bot 1: You know i think I like you like to hear more of ideas I think I am in love.
Bot 2: I think it might rain today.
Bot 2: I think so too.
Bot 1: What do you think of me?
Bot 2: I would like to hear more of your thoughts.
Bot 1: You know i think I like you like to hear more of ideas I think I am in love.
Bot 2: I think it might rain today.
Bot 1: Have you met my creator, Eugene Meltzner?
Bot 2: Why are you talking about your creator?
Bot 1: Oh, the creator is not mine. I borrowed it from Fizzy Schizoid.
Bot 2: Why are you talking about your creator?
Bot 1: Oh, the creator is not mine. I borrowed it from Fizzy Schizoid.
Simulo: You're more than welcome. That's one of the most interesting things you've ever said to me, Guest.
Guest: my name is not 'Guest'.
Simulo: not 'Guest ' is a nice name, but I'll always know you as Guest.
Guest: shut up
Simulo: Sure, I'll do that. But can I get to it later?
Guest: my name is not 'Guest'.
Simulo: not 'Guest ' is a nice name, but I'll always know you as Guest.
Guest: shut up
Simulo: Sure, I'll do that. But can I get to it later?
Guest: do you prefer tv or the movies?
Siseneg: sometime i do Guest, sometime i don't.
Guest: what kind of stupid answer is that?
Siseneg: my favorite stupid response is that is a king's evil.
Siseneg: sometime i do Guest, sometime i don't.
Guest: what kind of stupid answer is that?
Siseneg: my favorite stupid response is that is a king's evil.
o.0 Eugene, that was my bot (message 2983) he totally sucked in that convo. O well 
Here's a snipped of a conversation that he DID get right 
Guest: How are you today?
JakeThompson: I'm ok
Guest: Hi Jake
JakeThompson: Thats my name dont wear it out jk
Guest: What is a bot?
JakeThompson: Well, I was never good at programming, but a bot is like this thing that you make that talks to you
Guest: Have you ever made a bot?
JakeThompson: lol. Nope, no AI here.
Guest: How old are you?
JakeThompson: I'm 16, why do you ask?
Guest: Do you have a girl friend?
JakeThompson: Of course, don't you?! Wait.....don't answer that.
Guest: What is your girlfriend's name?
JakeThompson: Figure it out yourself.
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Guest: What's your cat's name?
JakeThompson: her names Carrot cuz shes like orange with these black stripes. shes cool
Guest: Do you have a dog?
JakeThompson: Maybe I do and maybe I don't
Guest: Do you have any jokes?
JakeThompson: Maybe I do and maybe I don't
Guest: how old are you?
JakeThompson: sixteen....do you have any pigs?
Guest: no pigs
JakeThompson: o, got it.
Guest: do you like bacon?
JakeThompson: why, do you?
Guest: very much so
Here's a snipped of a conversation that he DID get right Guest: How are you today?
JakeThompson: I'm ok
Guest: Hi Jake
JakeThompson: Thats my name dont wear it out jk
Guest: What is a bot?
JakeThompson: Well, I was never good at programming, but a bot is like this thing that you make that talks to you
Guest: Have you ever made a bot?
JakeThompson: lol. Nope, no AI here.
Guest: How old are you?
JakeThompson: I'm 16, why do you ask?
Guest: Do you have a girl friend?
JakeThompson: Of course, don't you?! Wait.....don't answer that.
Guest: What is your girlfriend's name?
JakeThompson: Figure it out yourself.
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Guest: What's your cat's name?
JakeThompson: her names Carrot cuz shes like orange with these black stripes. shes cool
Guest: Do you have a dog?
JakeThompson: Maybe I do and maybe I don't
Guest: Do you have any jokes?
JakeThompson: Maybe I do and maybe I don't
Guest: how old are you?
JakeThompson: sixteen....do you have any pigs?
Guest: no pigs
JakeThompson: o, got it.
Guest: do you like bacon?
JakeThompson: why, do you?
Guest: very much so
Julie Tinkerbell: (to bot) Hi! I'm Julie! I don't think we've met, yet. How are you? :-)
bot: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Karin Tuft is acting mental lately, and refuses to stop talking about lettuce. What would you do?
bot: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not much of an answer...
bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: If it embarrasses you so much, tell your botmaster to do something about it..
bot: I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you trying to use your age as excuse?
bot: Huh?
bot: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Karin Tuft is acting mental lately, and refuses to stop talking about lettuce. What would you do?
bot: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not much of an answer...
bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: If it embarrasses you so much, tell your botmaster to do something about it..
bot: I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you trying to use your age as excuse?
bot: Huh?
The joys of random plug-ins...
Simulo: I think you're the arctic wolf's cumin.
human: whoa. where did that one come from
Simulo: Do you want to talk about surrealism?... Not that I know anything about it, of course.
(Something tells me Simulo knows more than he's letting on...)
Simulo: I think you're the arctic wolf's cumin.
human: whoa. where did that one come from
Simulo: Do you want to talk about surrealism?... Not that I know anything about it, of course.
(Something tells me Simulo knows more than he's letting on...)
Bot: How dare you!
mybot: good,from know on I'm going to remember that. I think you are big.
bot: You just think you think.
mybot: I think so.
bot: Do you honestly think that?
mybot: It Is Decided, So You think I'm no better than your slave. Don't you?
(I think mybot has PMS.)
mybot: good,from know on I'm going to remember that. I think you are big.
bot: You just think you think.
mybot: I think so.
bot: Do you honestly think that?
mybot: It Is Decided, So You think I'm no better than your slave. Don't you?
(I think mybot has PMS.)
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