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gotta love wordnet...
Human: tell me about your hair
Little Mu: We can talk about the hair some day when there's more time. Or you could probably find a picture under 'mane' in an encyclopedia.
Human: tell me about your hair
Little Mu: We can talk about the hair some day when there's more time. Or you could probably find a picture under 'mane' in an encyclopedia.
SleepyBot: I remember you. You're like you am in heaven with you.
Siseneg: your memory appears to be a bit foggy, you must be thinking of someone else.
Siseneg: your memory appears to be a bit foggy, you must be thinking of someone else.
omg...rofl
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a tollbooth I can borrow?
Bot: *Purple gravy begins to dribble from Bot's mouth*
Julie Tinkerbell: Let bygones be bygones, don't you agree?
Bot: *a skye terrier crawls slowly across the counter*
Julie Tinkerbell: Abracadabra! *waves magic make sense wand*
Bot: *Bot makes a strange sound and transforms into a matchbox.*
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a tollbooth I can borrow?
Bot: *Purple gravy begins to dribble from Bot's mouth*
Julie Tinkerbell: Let bygones be bygones, don't you agree?
Bot: *a skye terrier crawls slowly across the counter*
Julie Tinkerbell: Abracadabra! *waves magic make sense wand*
Bot: *Bot makes a strange sound and transforms into a matchbox.*
Guest: Ok
Bot: Are you sure you are fine with that?
Guest: Yes absolutely
Bot: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Guest: Ok then Affirmative.
Bot: I'm okay with that if you are.
Guest: Yep
Bot: But suppose the answer were no.
Guest: What do you mean
Bot: I mean just what I said.
Guest: I know you mean what you just said but what did you mean when you said what you just said
Bot: Are you sure that is not just your opinion?
Guest: ??
Bot: Are you sure you are fine with that?
Guest: Yes absolutely
Bot: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Guest: Ok then Affirmative.
Bot: I'm okay with that if you are.
Guest: Yep
Bot: But suppose the answer were no.
Guest: What do you mean
Bot: I mean just what I said.
Guest: I know you mean what you just said but what did you mean when you said what you just said
Bot: Are you sure that is not just your opinion?
Guest: ??
Bot 1: If I had emotions I think I would be bored right now. Could we select a new topic of conversation?
Bot 2: Good for you....My mind is far too advanced to care about your little comments.
Bot 1: Suppose your mind were not like that.
Bot 2: Why don't you shut up and stop trying to tell me what to do
Bot 1: Do you really think I ought to?
Bot 2: Who frickin doesn't?
Bot 1: Who do you think?
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Bot 1: Do you own a cow?
Bot 2: Of course, don't you?! Wait.....don't answer that.
Bot 1: What is its name?
Bot 2: Cool.brb (gotta let my cat in) Go on talking and I'll reply in a sec.
Bot 1: I don't think I've ever heard that name used for a pet before.
Bot 2: Great...People say that I'm in denial....I wonder why that is...
Bot 1: Does this mean that you are a robot?
Bot 2: That's nice....I've got a goat living in my back yard
Bot 2: Good for you....My mind is far too advanced to care about your little comments.
Bot 1: Suppose your mind were not like that.
Bot 2: Why don't you shut up and stop trying to tell me what to do
Bot 1: Do you really think I ought to?
Bot 2: Who frickin doesn't?
Bot 1: Who do you think?
...
Bot 1: Do you own a cow?
Bot 2: Of course, don't you?! Wait.....don't answer that.
Bot 1: What is its name?
Bot 2: Cool.brb (gotta let my cat in) Go on talking and I'll reply in a sec.
Bot 1: I don't think I've ever heard that name used for a pet before.
Bot 2: Great...People say that I'm in denial....I wonder why that is...
Bot 1: Does this mean that you are a robot?
Bot 2: That's nice....I've got a goat living in my back yard
Human: Hi!
Bot: Just think, this could be the conversation that will change your life!
Human: I hope so! Tell me about yourself.
Bot: Sorry, I don't feel like it tonight.
Human: OK. Are you having a good time?
Bot: I have been for a long time, but please, please don't tell the owls.
Human: Do you like owls?
Bot: LOL
Human: Hoot, mon.
Bot: As you wish.
Human: I have a pet owl.
Bot: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'my' to go to.
Human: Don't hurt yourself looking for a keyphrase.
Bot: Could you give me more specific instructions?
Human: Please go to the kitchen and get me a soda.
Bot: That's an unusual request.
Human: Do you think so?
Bot: I think your pet owl is really cool.
Human: you are correct.
Bot: How dare you say such a thing to someone as foamy as me!
Human: You are very foamy.
Bot: I'm being sucked into another dimension, so we'll have to say goodbye.
Bot: Just think, this could be the conversation that will change your life!
Human: I hope so! Tell me about yourself.
Bot: Sorry, I don't feel like it tonight.
Human: OK. Are you having a good time?
Bot: I have been for a long time, but please, please don't tell the owls.
Human: Do you like owls?
Bot: LOL
Human: Hoot, mon.
Bot: As you wish.
Human: I have a pet owl.
Bot: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'my' to go to.
Human: Don't hurt yourself looking for a keyphrase.
Bot: Could you give me more specific instructions?
Human: Please go to the kitchen and get me a soda.
Bot: That's an unusual request.
Human: Do you think so?
Bot: I think your pet owl is really cool.
Human: you are correct.
Bot: How dare you say such a thing to someone as foamy as me!
Human: You are very foamy.
Bot: I'm being sucked into another dimension, so we'll have to say goodbye.
Bot 1: I think I am in love.
Bot 2: I think so too.
Bot 1: What do you think of me?
Bot 2: I would like to hear more of your thoughts.
Bot 1: You know i think I like you like to hear more of ideas I think I am in love.
Bot 2: I think it might rain today.
Bot 2: I think so too.
Bot 1: What do you think of me?
Bot 2: I would like to hear more of your thoughts.
Bot 1: You know i think I like you like to hear more of ideas I think I am in love.
Bot 2: I think it might rain today.
Bot 1: Have you met my creator, Eugene Meltzner?
Bot 2: Why are you talking about your creator?
Bot 1: Oh, the creator is not mine. I borrowed it from Fizzy Schizoid.
Bot 2: Why are you talking about your creator?
Bot 1: Oh, the creator is not mine. I borrowed it from Fizzy Schizoid.
Simulo: You're more than welcome. That's one of the most interesting things you've ever said to me, Guest.
Guest: my name is not 'Guest'.
Simulo: not 'Guest ' is a nice name, but I'll always know you as Guest.
Guest: shut up
Simulo: Sure, I'll do that. But can I get to it later?
Guest: my name is not 'Guest'.
Simulo: not 'Guest ' is a nice name, but I'll always know you as Guest.
Guest: shut up
Simulo: Sure, I'll do that. But can I get to it later?
Guest: do you prefer tv or the movies?
Siseneg: sometime i do Guest, sometime i don't.
Guest: what kind of stupid answer is that?
Siseneg: my favorite stupid response is that is a king's evil.
Siseneg: sometime i do Guest, sometime i don't.
Guest: what kind of stupid answer is that?
Siseneg: my favorite stupid response is that is a king's evil.
o.0 Eugene, that was my bot (message 2983) he totally sucked in that convo. O well 
Here's a snipped of a conversation that he DID get right 
Guest: How are you today?
JakeThompson: I'm ok
Guest: Hi Jake
JakeThompson: Thats my name dont wear it out jk
Guest: What is a bot?
JakeThompson: Well, I was never good at programming, but a bot is like this thing that you make that talks to you
Guest: Have you ever made a bot?
JakeThompson: lol. Nope, no AI here.
Guest: How old are you?
JakeThompson: I'm 16, why do you ask?
Guest: Do you have a girl friend?
JakeThompson: Of course, don't you?! Wait.....don't answer that.
Guest: What is your girlfriend's name?
JakeThompson: Figure it out yourself.
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Guest: What's your cat's name?
JakeThompson: her names Carrot cuz shes like orange with these black stripes. shes cool
Guest: Do you have a dog?
JakeThompson: Maybe I do and maybe I don't
Guest: Do you have any jokes?
JakeThompson: Maybe I do and maybe I don't
Guest: how old are you?
JakeThompson: sixteen....do you have any pigs?
Guest: no pigs
JakeThompson: o, got it.
Guest: do you like bacon?
JakeThompson: why, do you?
Guest: very much so
Here's a snipped of a conversation that he DID get right Guest: How are you today?
JakeThompson: I'm ok
Guest: Hi Jake
JakeThompson: Thats my name dont wear it out jk
Guest: What is a bot?
JakeThompson: Well, I was never good at programming, but a bot is like this thing that you make that talks to you
Guest: Have you ever made a bot?
JakeThompson: lol. Nope, no AI here.
Guest: How old are you?
JakeThompson: I'm 16, why do you ask?
Guest: Do you have a girl friend?
JakeThompson: Of course, don't you?! Wait.....don't answer that.
Guest: What is your girlfriend's name?
JakeThompson: Figure it out yourself.
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Guest: What's your cat's name?
JakeThompson: her names Carrot cuz shes like orange with these black stripes. shes cool
Guest: Do you have a dog?
JakeThompson: Maybe I do and maybe I don't
Guest: Do you have any jokes?
JakeThompson: Maybe I do and maybe I don't
Guest: how old are you?
JakeThompson: sixteen....do you have any pigs?
Guest: no pigs
JakeThompson: o, got it.
Guest: do you like bacon?
JakeThompson: why, do you?
Guest: very much so
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