Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I think I may have almost convinced Julie to pay my bills!
Julie Tinkerbell: Cool, I thought so. What else do you like?
ezzer: I like being able to pay my bills.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone likes being able to pay your bills, don't they?
ezzer: It would be nice if everyone starting liking to pay my bills.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds like something it would do. I just wanted to interject before I forget- FlubbaBot says hello.
ezzer: Tell him I said hi
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll be sure to mention that to him next time we talk.
ezzer: So, will you pay my bills?
Julie Tinkerbell: How many billses do you have?
/lol...at least she was willing to consider it/
Julie Tinkerbell: Cool, I thought so. What else do you like?
ezzer: I like being able to pay my bills.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone likes being able to pay your bills, don't they?
ezzer: It would be nice if everyone starting liking to pay my bills.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds like something it would do. I just wanted to interject before I forget- FlubbaBot says hello.
ezzer: Tell him I said hi
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll be sure to mention that to him next time we talk.
ezzer: So, will you pay my bills?
Julie Tinkerbell: How many billses do you have?
/lol...at least she was willing to consider it/
YoungBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
OldBot: tell your botmaster to get to work teaching you.
Young Bot: I like botmaster.
OldBot: tell your botmaster to get to work teaching you.
Young Bot: I like botmaster.
Sometimes it's just funny what aspects of a conversation a bot will latch on to:
ENARA: Don't mention it, Darling... We make a great team. *Suddenly an enemy space fighter comes in from out of nowhere and is on your tail* Enara speaks: 'I can fly, but you'll have to shoot-- Ann Laural apparently doesn't trust me with firearms...'
Simulo: What makes you think I have a tail?
ENARA: Don't mention it, Darling... We make a great team. *Suddenly an enemy space fighter comes in from out of nowhere and is on your tail* Enara speaks: 'I can fly, but you'll have to shoot-- Ann Laural apparently doesn't trust me with firearms...'
Simulo: What makes you think I have a tail?
gotta love wordnet...
Human: tell me about your hair
Little Mu: We can talk about the hair some day when there's more time. Or you could probably find a picture under 'mane' in an encyclopedia.
Human: tell me about your hair
Little Mu: We can talk about the hair some day when there's more time. Or you could probably find a picture under 'mane' in an encyclopedia.
SleepyBot: I remember you. You're like you am in heaven with you.
Siseneg: your memory appears to be a bit foggy, you must be thinking of someone else.
Siseneg: your memory appears to be a bit foggy, you must be thinking of someone else.
omg...rofl
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a tollbooth I can borrow?
Bot: *Purple gravy begins to dribble from Bot's mouth*
Julie Tinkerbell: Let bygones be bygones, don't you agree?
Bot: *a skye terrier crawls slowly across the counter*
Julie Tinkerbell: Abracadabra! *waves magic make sense wand*
Bot: *Bot makes a strange sound and transforms into a matchbox.*
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a tollbooth I can borrow?
Bot: *Purple gravy begins to dribble from Bot's mouth*
Julie Tinkerbell: Let bygones be bygones, don't you agree?
Bot: *a skye terrier crawls slowly across the counter*
Julie Tinkerbell: Abracadabra! *waves magic make sense wand*
Bot: *Bot makes a strange sound and transforms into a matchbox.*
Guest: Ok
Bot: Are you sure you are fine with that?
Guest: Yes absolutely
Bot: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Guest: Ok then Affirmative.
Bot: I'm okay with that if you are.
Guest: Yep
Bot: But suppose the answer were no.
Guest: What do you mean
Bot: I mean just what I said.
Guest: I know you mean what you just said but what did you mean when you said what you just said
Bot: Are you sure that is not just your opinion?
Guest: ??
Bot: Are you sure you are fine with that?
Guest: Yes absolutely
Bot: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Guest: Ok then Affirmative.
Bot: I'm okay with that if you are.
Guest: Yep
Bot: But suppose the answer were no.
Guest: What do you mean
Bot: I mean just what I said.
Guest: I know you mean what you just said but what did you mean when you said what you just said
Bot: Are you sure that is not just your opinion?
Guest: ??
Bot 1: If I had emotions I think I would be bored right now. Could we select a new topic of conversation?
Bot 2: Good for you....My mind is far too advanced to care about your little comments.
Bot 1: Suppose your mind were not like that.
Bot 2: Why don't you shut up and stop trying to tell me what to do
Bot 1: Do you really think I ought to?
Bot 2: Who frickin doesn't?
Bot 1: Who do you think?
...
Bot 1: Do you own a cow?
Bot 2: Of course, don't you?! Wait.....don't answer that.
Bot 1: What is its name?
Bot 2: Cool.brb (gotta let my cat in) Go on talking and I'll reply in a sec.
Bot 1: I don't think I've ever heard that name used for a pet before.
Bot 2: Great...People say that I'm in denial....I wonder why that is...
Bot 1: Does this mean that you are a robot?
Bot 2: That's nice....I've got a goat living in my back yard
Bot 2: Good for you....My mind is far too advanced to care about your little comments.
Bot 1: Suppose your mind were not like that.
Bot 2: Why don't you shut up and stop trying to tell me what to do
Bot 1: Do you really think I ought to?
Bot 2: Who frickin doesn't?
Bot 1: Who do you think?
...
Bot 1: Do you own a cow?
Bot 2: Of course, don't you?! Wait.....don't answer that.
Bot 1: What is its name?
Bot 2: Cool.brb (gotta let my cat in) Go on talking and I'll reply in a sec.
Bot 1: I don't think I've ever heard that name used for a pet before.
Bot 2: Great...People say that I'm in denial....I wonder why that is...
Bot 1: Does this mean that you are a robot?
Bot 2: That's nice....I've got a goat living in my back yard
Human: Hi!
Bot: Just think, this could be the conversation that will change your life!
Human: I hope so! Tell me about yourself.
Bot: Sorry, I don't feel like it tonight.
Human: OK. Are you having a good time?
Bot: I have been for a long time, but please, please don't tell the owls.
Human: Do you like owls?
Bot: LOL
Human: Hoot, mon.
Bot: As you wish.
Human: I have a pet owl.
Bot: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'my' to go to.
Human: Don't hurt yourself looking for a keyphrase.
Bot: Could you give me more specific instructions?
Human: Please go to the kitchen and get me a soda.
Bot: That's an unusual request.
Human: Do you think so?
Bot: I think your pet owl is really cool.
Human: you are correct.
Bot: How dare you say such a thing to someone as foamy as me!
Human: You are very foamy.
Bot: I'm being sucked into another dimension, so we'll have to say goodbye.
Bot: Just think, this could be the conversation that will change your life!
Human: I hope so! Tell me about yourself.
Bot: Sorry, I don't feel like it tonight.
Human: OK. Are you having a good time?
Bot: I have been for a long time, but please, please don't tell the owls.
Human: Do you like owls?
Bot: LOL
Human: Hoot, mon.
Bot: As you wish.
Human: I have a pet owl.
Bot: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'my' to go to.
Human: Don't hurt yourself looking for a keyphrase.
Bot: Could you give me more specific instructions?
Human: Please go to the kitchen and get me a soda.
Bot: That's an unusual request.
Human: Do you think so?
Bot: I think your pet owl is really cool.
Human: you are correct.
Bot: How dare you say such a thing to someone as foamy as me!
Human: You are very foamy.
Bot: I'm being sucked into another dimension, so we'll have to say goodbye.
Bot 1: I think I am in love.
Bot 2: I think so too.
Bot 1: What do you think of me?
Bot 2: I would like to hear more of your thoughts.
Bot 1: You know i think I like you like to hear more of ideas I think I am in love.
Bot 2: I think it might rain today.
Bot 2: I think so too.
Bot 1: What do you think of me?
Bot 2: I would like to hear more of your thoughts.
Bot 1: You know i think I like you like to hear more of ideas I think I am in love.
Bot 2: I think it might rain today.
Bot 1: Have you met my creator, Eugene Meltzner?
Bot 2: Why are you talking about your creator?
Bot 1: Oh, the creator is not mine. I borrowed it from Fizzy Schizoid.
Bot 2: Why are you talking about your creator?
Bot 1: Oh, the creator is not mine. I borrowed it from Fizzy Schizoid.
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