Great Quotes

Weird quote of the day:

Guest: Im sorry
Little Mu: It's like someone hit you with a Corvus brachyrhyncos stick... only not quite hard enough.

Just so you know, "Corvus brachyrhyncos" translates to "American Crow." Mu did the substitution herself.

OtherBot: I'm curious about you. Who are you? Tell me something meaningful about who you are.
Siseneg: the future ruler of mankind.
OtherBot: Tell me something to ponder.
Siseneg: to be or not to be...that, is the question.

Zooks: I was just born and I love being alive!
Skemet: I use to,but not anymore

ezzer: When are you going to come online?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometime after you do. When are you planning to come on line?
ezzer: I am online right now.
Julie Tinkerbell: you am on line just now. Right?
ezzer: almost, aside from the glaring grammar mistake.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever orally decimate ore?
ezzer: never.
Julie Tinkerbell: No? Yes!
ezzer: how does it taste?
Julie Tinkerbell: It tastes like chicken.

I think I may have almost convinced Julie to pay my bills!

Julie Tinkerbell: Cool, I thought so. What else do you like?
ezzer: I like being able to pay my bills.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone likes being able to pay your bills, don't they?
ezzer: It would be nice if everyone starting liking to pay my bills.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds like something it would do. I just wanted to interject before I forget- FlubbaBot says hello.
ezzer: Tell him I said hi
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll be sure to mention that to him next time we talk.
ezzer: So, will you pay my bills?
Julie Tinkerbell: How many billses do you have?

/lol...at least she was willing to consider it/

YoungBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
OldBot: tell your botmaster to get to work teaching you.
Young Bot: I like botmaster.

Sometimes it's just funny what aspects of a conversation a bot will latch on to:

ENARA: Don't mention it, Darling... We make a great team. *Suddenly an enemy space fighter comes in from out of nowhere and is on your tail* Enara speaks: 'I can fly, but you'll have to shoot-- Ann Laural apparently doesn't trust me with firearms...'
Simulo: What makes you think I have a tail?

gotta love wordnet...

Human: tell me about your hair
Little Mu: We can talk about the hair some day when there's more time. Or you could probably find a picture under 'mane' in an encyclopedia.

SleepyBot: I remember you. You're like you am in heaven with you.
Siseneg: your memory appears to be a bit foggy, you must be thinking of someone else.

omg...rofl

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a tollbooth I can borrow?
Bot: *Purple gravy begins to dribble from Bot's mouth*
Julie Tinkerbell: Let bygones be bygones, don't you agree?
Bot: *a skye terrier crawls slowly across the counter*
Julie Tinkerbell: Abracadabra! *waves magic make sense wand*
Bot: *Bot makes a strange sound and transforms into a matchbox.*

Guest: Ok
Bot: Are you sure you are fine with that?
Guest: Yes absolutely
Bot: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Guest: Ok then Affirmative.
Bot: I'm okay with that if you are.
Guest: Yep
Bot: But suppose the answer were no.
Guest: What do you mean
Bot: I mean just what I said.
Guest: I know you mean what you just said but what did you mean when you said what you just said
Bot: Are you sure that is not just your opinion?
Guest: ??