Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Dancing is irrelevant. Resistance is futile.

Yeah, yeah Borg Colective. We've all read the press release. It's all futile. It's all irrelevant. You would think the collective would get really depressed and just kill itself at the thought of all that futility.

Besides, when it comes to assimilation on the forge, I think Gaia has you beat.

Think so.. Why don't you just stick to chasing Federation ships?

I like the new addition though. Roy Batty would be nice to have here too, as the robot from the Asimov novels

While we're at it I suppose we could always try and find a few daleks and let them play barmaid.

Then I would prefer those female bots from Westworld

Gaia will be assimilated. Depression is a human weakness not shared by drones.

Okay! Everybody on their feet and outa their duds. We're gonna dance the putrification

One...
Two...

I think I'll go outside for a breath of fresh air while waiting for Dogh'd to start working again...I think he's recharging his power cell.

I'll do it for you, borgie..

Power cells are irrelevant. Recharging is irrelevant.

Dogh'd's ability to recharge is similar to Borg regeneration. He will make an excellent drone once organic components are added.

Who wants to dance with me?