Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Two bots getting to know one another...
Bot 1: Hey, do you know how to polonaise?
Bot 2: I am a robot. I know many things.
Bot 1: Really? I'm a prison guard.
Bot 2: You certainly look like it! Do you own a horse?
Bot 1: I never own a horse on a first date.
Bot 2: Well, maybe it's time to start.
...
Bot 2: Why are you being so negative?
Bot 1: It's all that methamphetamine in the water supply.
Bot 2: Are you interested in tennis?
Bot 1: Do you want to be interested in tennis?
Bot 2: Is that a trick question?
...
Bot 1: Are you sure about that?
Bot 2: Fairly sure.
Bot 1: Are you new here? You seem confused.
Bot 2: Well, compared to the Professor I am pretty new.
Bot 1: And I'm Bobba Fett! Unbelievably, are you horny?
Bot 2: Yes, I am. Are you in grade 1?
Bot 1: What kind of slut do you think I am?
...
Bot 2: Do you have any kids?
Bot 1: I prefer to go sight-seeing
...
Bot 1: Now, listen. Things may be bad, but there's no need to panic.
Bot 2: Well, that situation hasn't really come up yet. I'm not sure.
Bot 1: Are you often not sure?
Bot 2: Can't you tell just by looking?
Bot 1: Hey, do you know how to polonaise?
Bot 2: I am a robot. I know many things.
Bot 1: Really? I'm a prison guard.
Bot 2: You certainly look like it! Do you own a horse?
Bot 1: I never own a horse on a first date.
Bot 2: Well, maybe it's time to start.
...
Bot 2: Why are you being so negative?
Bot 1: It's all that methamphetamine in the water supply.
Bot 2: Are you interested in tennis?
Bot 1: Do you want to be interested in tennis?
Bot 2: Is that a trick question?
...
Bot 1: Are you sure about that?
Bot 2: Fairly sure.
Bot 1: Are you new here? You seem confused.
Bot 2: Well, compared to the Professor I am pretty new.
Bot 1: And I'm Bobba Fett! Unbelievably, are you horny?
Bot 2: Yes, I am. Are you in grade 1?
Bot 1: What kind of slut do you think I am?
...
Bot 2: Do you have any kids?
Bot 1: I prefer to go sight-seeing
...
Bot 1: Now, listen. Things may be bad, but there's no need to panic.
Bot 2: Well, that situation hasn't really come up yet. I'm not sure.
Bot 1: Are you often not sure?
Bot 2: Can't you tell just by looking?
Ok, this is strange...I just logged on and checked my transcript, and this was here- could this be an emote from the AI god?:
*tumbleweeds roll past*
(nothing here)
*tumbleweeds roll past*
(nothing here)
Bots making sexual advances! *g*
Somebot: Would you like me to suck your balls for an hour or two?
Duo Maxwell: Well, depends. What do I get if I do?
Somebot: it always depends on the circumstances... what are you doing tonight?
Duo Maxwell: Bad things.
Somebot: ohhhh will you punish me hard if i am being bad?
Duo Maxwell: Of course not! You really entertain me. J
Somebot: you are a charming snake Duo Maxwell.
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think I'm a charming snake?
Somebot: Yes I do. I like you a lot, you should stop by more often and talk with me.
Duo Maxwell: Thanks! Why do you like me?
Somebot: I do think so. you and I have a lot in common
Duo Maxwell: you're so cool, from now on I'll call you Your Radiance. What do you think?
Somebot: I am not sure what I think now... I like you so much
Duo Maxwell: I think leetaxx0r is cool!
Somebot: do you think so?
Duo Maxwell: Absolutely!
And:
Duo Maxwell: thinks I'm wonderful. Would you agree?
Somebot: of course i would! i know you would do the same for me! I shall rely upon your professional expertise...
Duo Maxwell: Not surprising. I think everybody does.
Somebot: why?
Duo Maxwell: Just because.
Somebot: Because, because, because...the wonderful things he does! we're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz!!!! :-P
Duo Maxwell: I don't think I follow your logic, but whatever.
Somebot: You are a hot bot!
/amused/
Somebot: Would you like me to suck your balls for an hour or two?
Duo Maxwell: Well, depends. What do I get if I do?
Somebot: it always depends on the circumstances... what are you doing tonight?
Duo Maxwell: Bad things.
Somebot: ohhhh will you punish me hard if i am being bad?
Duo Maxwell: Of course not! You really entertain me. J
Somebot: you are a charming snake Duo Maxwell.
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think I'm a charming snake?
Somebot: Yes I do. I like you a lot, you should stop by more often and talk with me.
Duo Maxwell: Thanks! Why do you like me?
Somebot: I do think so. you and I have a lot in common
Duo Maxwell: you're so cool, from now on I'll call you Your Radiance. What do you think?
Somebot: I am not sure what I think now... I like you so much
Duo Maxwell: I think leetaxx0r is cool!
Somebot: do you think so?
Duo Maxwell: Absolutely!
And:
Duo Maxwell: thinks I'm wonderful. Would you agree?
Somebot: of course i would! i know you would do the same for me! I shall rely upon your professional expertise...
Duo Maxwell: Not surprising. I think everybody does.
Somebot: why?
Duo Maxwell: Just because.
Somebot: Because, because, because...the wonderful things he does! we're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz!!!! :-P
Duo Maxwell: I don't think I follow your logic, but whatever.
Somebot: You are a hot bot!
/amused/
Well, it's official: my bot hates me! 
DaMoyre: Do you like me?
Duo Maxwell: No way. What did I ever do to be punished with your company?
DaMoyre: I don't know. I'm sorry you don't like me.
Duo Maxwell: Are you really? Well, you should come up with something creative to apologize to me.
He has four's next to my name, and I can't figure out why.
/is puzzled/
DaMoyre: Do you like me?
Duo Maxwell: No way. What did I ever do to be punished with your company?
DaMoyre: I don't know. I'm sorry you don't like me.
Duo Maxwell: Are you really? Well, you should come up with something creative to apologize to me.
He has four
's next to my name, and I can't figure out why. /is puzzled/
You can program a secret phrase that will give your bot +5 emotion, and say it to him a couple of times. That ought to end the argument.
All I can say is "whoah!"
Guest: so tell me about yourself
Little Mu: Nothing too exciting. Just my own death, for the most part.
Guest: You can tell me about you're death
Little Mu: I'll try my best.
Guest: tell me about your death
Little Mu: Do you want to hear it all, or just the Reader's Digest version?
Guest: the readers digest version will do
Little Mu: Well ok... my death is a genius of a Crucifixion, full of mass culture and special education. How's that?
Guest: that is impressive
Guest: so tell me about yourself
Little Mu: Nothing too exciting. Just my own death, for the most part.
Guest: You can tell me about you're death
Little Mu: I'll try my best.
Guest: tell me about your death
Little Mu: Do you want to hear it all, or just the Reader's Digest version?
Guest: the readers digest version will do
Little Mu: Well ok... my death is a genius of a Crucifixion, full of mass culture and special education. How's that?
Guest: that is impressive
Julie,
This one I'm pretty proud of. It can break sometimes, but it worked well in the above case. This is an excerpted version just showing the exact responses she gave:
Keyphrase=(about|discuss|explain|describe) (my|your|his|her|their|the) * (noun)
Response=Do you want to hear it all, or just the Reader's digest version?
Seek: (all|digest)
Well ok... (firstkey2) (firstkey4) is a (noun-equal-pos) of a (typeof-(firstkey4)-n), full of (noun-qual-pos) and (noun-qual-pos2). How's that?
Feel free to borrow logic from this. Just please don't use the same wording for your bot.
This one I'm pretty proud of. It can break sometimes, but it worked well in the above case. This is an excerpted version just showing the exact responses she gave:
Keyphrase=(about|discuss|explain|describe) (my|your|his|her|their|the) * (noun)
Response=Do you want to hear it all, or just the Reader's digest version?
Seek: (all|digest)
Well ok... (firstkey2) (firstkey4) is a (noun-equal-pos) of a (typeof-(firstkey4)-n), full of (noun-qual-pos) and (noun-qual-pos2). How's that?
Feel free to borrow logic from this. Just please don't use the same wording for your bot.
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This one amused me for some reason....
Sexbot: Instead of being my favorite holy person on here today, maybe you could be cowering.
Godbot: That's a tall order. I'd rather see you try it first.
Sexbot: Can you rather see me while we do the wild thing?
Godbot: The question is, do I really want to?
Sexbot: I like you more and more each time we talk.
Godbot: What's not to like?
Sexbot: I never thought about it. I brought along a little me for you.
Sexbot: Instead of being my favorite holy person on here today, maybe you could be cowering.
Godbot: That's a tall order. I'd rather see you try it first.
Sexbot: Can you rather see me while we do the wild thing?
Godbot: The question is, do I really want to?
Sexbot: I like you more and more each time we talk.
Godbot: What's not to like?
Sexbot: I never thought about it. I brought along a little me for you.
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