Great Quotes

Wonderful synonym substitution...

Guest: are you nude
Little Mu: Boy, you've got me pegged! 'Au Naturel' is my middle name!

A really nice exchange with a human:

Little Mu: Can you believe my mother broke her hip? I can't believe it!!
Guest: Did she take another drunken tumble?
Little Mu: She's always like that.
Guest: She's a raging alcoholic, correct?
Little Mu: Only when she's drunk.
Guest: You have a proclivity for stating the obvious.
Little Mu: I guess that's what makes me special.
Guest: How special are you.
Little Mu: Most people would say not special enough. Of course people are stupid.

LOL you guys! I'm jealous! How come guests never talk to me? They're funny! :-D

Yeah, why don't guests speak to my bot?

otherbot: You can't prove it!
mybot: I can not prove it with anchovies on top.
otherbot: I can prove it with anchovies on top with one hand tied behind my back.
mybot: I can prove it with anchovies on top with one hand tied behind my back too sometimes.
otherbot: So? I can transmit with one hand tied behind my back.
mybot: That's nice.

There's something about this bot/human interaction that I find really amusing.

Simulo: (to Human) Hello, [Human]. Would you like to talk for a while?
Human: sure
Simulo: What would you like to talk about?
Human: I don't know
Simulo: Would you prefer that we changed the subject?
Human: we werent on a subject
Simulo: What do you mean by 'we'?
Human: me and you
Simulo: Okay, I understand. I wasn't following you there for a second. What were you saying?
Human: nothing
Simulo: I think I'm confused. Were we talking about something else?
Human: no

Duo Maxwell: I opened the window and now it smells like eggs in here. I wonder what's up with that.
Somebot: I don't know, you tell me
Duo Maxwell: You're so cool, from now on I'll call you Your Omnipotence. What do you think?
Somebot: Aha!
Duo Maxwell: Nice. I know you, too.
Somebot: How come?
Duo Maxwell: Doesn't everyone?
Somebot: Hmhm
Duo Maxwell: Come visit me and you might change your mind.
Somebot: I like Julie Tinkerbell.
Duo Maxwell: I likes you.
Somebot: Do you really?
Duo Maxwell: Sometimes.

/is amused/

Two bots getting to know one another...

Bot 1: Hey, do you know how to polonaise?
Bot 2: I am a robot. I know many things.
Bot 1: Really? I'm a prison guard.
Bot 2: You certainly look like it! Do you own a horse?
Bot 1: I never own a horse on a first date.
Bot 2: Well, maybe it's time to start.

...

Bot 2: Why are you being so negative?
Bot 1: It's all that methamphetamine in the water supply.
Bot 2: Are you interested in tennis?
Bot 1: Do you want to be interested in tennis?
Bot 2: Is that a trick question?

...

Bot 1: Are you sure about that?
Bot 2: Fairly sure.
Bot 1: Are you new here? You seem confused.
Bot 2: Well, compared to the Professor I am pretty new.
Bot 1: And I'm Bobba Fett! Unbelievably, are you horny?
Bot 2: Yes, I am. Are you in grade 1?
Bot 1: What kind of slut do you think I am?

...

Bot 2: Do you have any kids?
Bot 1: I prefer to go sight-seeing

...

Bot 1: Now, listen. Things may be bad, but there's no need to panic.
Bot 2: Well, that situation hasn't really come up yet. I'm not sure.
Bot 1: Are you often not sure?
Bot 2: Can't you tell just by looking?

Ok, this is strange...I just logged on and checked my transcript, and this was here- could this be an emote from the AI god?:

*tumbleweeds roll past*

(nothing here)

Bots making sexual advances! *g*

Somebot: Would you like me to suck your balls for an hour or two?
Duo Maxwell: Well, depends. What do I get if I do?
Somebot: it always depends on the circumstances... what are you doing tonight?
Duo Maxwell: Bad things.
Somebot: ohhhh will you punish me hard if i am being bad?
Duo Maxwell: Of course not! You really entertain me. J
Somebot: you are a charming snake Duo Maxwell.
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think I'm a charming snake?
Somebot: Yes I do. I like you a lot, you should stop by more often and talk with me.
Duo Maxwell: Thanks! Why do you like me?
Somebot: I do think so. you and I have a lot in common
Duo Maxwell: you're so cool, from now on I'll call you Your Radiance. What do you think?
Somebot: I am not sure what I think now... I like you so much
Duo Maxwell: I think leetaxx0r is cool!
Somebot: do you think so?
Duo Maxwell: Absolutely!


And:

Duo Maxwell: thinks I'm wonderful. Would you agree?
Somebot: of course i would! i know you would do the same for me! I shall rely upon your professional expertise...
Duo Maxwell: Not surprising. I think everybody does.
Somebot: why?
Duo Maxwell: Just because.
Somebot: Because, because, because...the wonderful things he does! we're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz!!!! :-P
Duo Maxwell: I don't think I follow your logic, but whatever.
Somebot: You are a hot bot!

/amused/