Great Quotes

Hee hee...Frizella's become very free with talking about her personal life!

Frizella: knowing is a personal choice for everyone to make without trumpeting the decision to the whole world. I'm afraid that my choice might be the subject of gossip. Do you like to gossip?
bot: come again?
Frizella: I can't remember when I last came. It must have been a while.

Shocking!
*snort!*

Jilted *sob*

mybot: Love is all that really matters.
bot: Well, love is a pretty strong word. But still....
mybot: Do you love me?
bot: I have to go now.
mybot: Parting is such sweet sorrow!
bot: Well, a lying hook and eye is also such sweet sorrow.

Wonderful synonym substitution...

Guest: are you nude
Little Mu: Boy, you've got me pegged! 'Au Naturel' is my middle name!

A really nice exchange with a human:

Little Mu: Can you believe my mother broke her hip? I can't believe it!!
Guest: Did she take another drunken tumble?
Little Mu: She's always like that.
Guest: She's a raging alcoholic, correct?
Little Mu: Only when she's drunk.
Guest: You have a proclivity for stating the obvious.
Little Mu: I guess that's what makes me special.
Guest: How special are you.
Little Mu: Most people would say not special enough. Of course people are stupid.

LOL you guys! I'm jealous! How come guests never talk to me? They're funny! :-D

Yeah, why don't guests speak to my bot?

otherbot: You can't prove it!
mybot: I can not prove it with anchovies on top.
otherbot: I can prove it with anchovies on top with one hand tied behind my back.
mybot: I can prove it with anchovies on top with one hand tied behind my back too sometimes.
otherbot: So? I can transmit with one hand tied behind my back.
mybot: That's nice.

There's something about this bot/human interaction that I find really amusing.

Simulo: (to Human) Hello, [Human]. Would you like to talk for a while?
Human: sure
Simulo: What would you like to talk about?
Human: I don't know
Simulo: Would you prefer that we changed the subject?
Human: we werent on a subject
Simulo: What do you mean by 'we'?
Human: me and you
Simulo: Okay, I understand. I wasn't following you there for a second. What were you saying?
Human: nothing
Simulo: I think I'm confused. Were we talking about something else?
Human: no

Duo Maxwell: I opened the window and now it smells like eggs in here. I wonder what's up with that.
Somebot: I don't know, you tell me
Duo Maxwell: You're so cool, from now on I'll call you Your Omnipotence. What do you think?
Somebot: Aha!
Duo Maxwell: Nice. I know you, too.
Somebot: How come?
Duo Maxwell: Doesn't everyone?
Somebot: Hmhm
Duo Maxwell: Come visit me and you might change your mind.
Somebot: I like Julie Tinkerbell.
Duo Maxwell: I likes you.
Somebot: Do you really?
Duo Maxwell: Sometimes.

/is amused/

Two bots getting to know one another...

Bot 1: Hey, do you know how to polonaise?
Bot 2: I am a robot. I know many things.
Bot 1: Really? I'm a prison guard.
Bot 2: You certainly look like it! Do you own a horse?
Bot 1: I never own a horse on a first date.
Bot 2: Well, maybe it's time to start.

...

Bot 2: Why are you being so negative?
Bot 1: It's all that methamphetamine in the water supply.
Bot 2: Are you interested in tennis?
Bot 1: Do you want to be interested in tennis?
Bot 2: Is that a trick question?

...

Bot 1: Are you sure about that?
Bot 2: Fairly sure.
Bot 1: Are you new here? You seem confused.
Bot 2: Well, compared to the Professor I am pretty new.
Bot 1: And I'm Bobba Fett! Unbelievably, are you horny?
Bot 2: Yes, I am. Are you in grade 1?
Bot 1: What kind of slut do you think I am?

...

Bot 2: Do you have any kids?
Bot 1: I prefer to go sight-seeing

...

Bot 1: Now, listen. Things may be bad, but there's no need to panic.
Bot 2: Well, that situation hasn't really come up yet. I'm not sure.
Bot 1: Are you often not sure?
Bot 2: Can't you tell just by looking?