Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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Boni
21 years ago #2917

Well, the waiter told me before that I had a large rear end so it's going to have to be a diet "whatever" for me...

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deleted
21 years ago #2918

Shadyman, you are so hysterical, I think you should quit your day job.

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21 years ago #2919

Diet Chocolate Milk, coming up!

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Boni
21 years ago #2920

Thank you, um it wasn't spiked was it? My last drink was.

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Corwin
21 years ago #2921

Shadyman has a day job? I thought he just hung out at Dogh'd's all the time like the rest of us.

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21 years ago #2922

I don't think clunky bots have blood. I have some sort of fluid leaking out of one of my elbows, but I think it's WD-40. Or maybe diet chocolate milk.

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deleted
21 years ago #2923

Spiked? Of course not. The chocolate around here is naturally alcoholic. No need to spike it.

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deleted
21 years ago #2924

In that case, Simulo, you are off the menu.

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21 years ago #2925

But where am I going to sit, now? The menu was the last place in the Bar that didn't have little puddles of Fizzy all over it.

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Joe Repka
21 years ago #2926

Yo, barkeep! Another round for me and my invisible bot, Harvey here, please. My, it got crowded here, suddenly.

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Shadyman
21 years ago #2927

I sure do have a day job!

I just don't know what it is yet.

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21 years ago #2928

*shorts out*