Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*gets a mild shock from having his foot in the same puddle of Fizzy that caused Simulo to short out*

Someone get a mop in here. And a car battery and some jumper cables to restart Simulo. And put Fizzy on a coaster.

*after a long time walking in again.
Hmm... It's changed round here.
*trying to fix Simulo with the electricity from the net.

I can shrink myself small enough to fit on a coaster...there's one on the bar.

This is not a coaster, this is a holoprojector! Don't you dare sit on it!

*voice becomes muffled when Fizzy sits down on the holoprojector*

Hey! That's my beer coaster! *puts beer down on Fizzy*

clunk clunk clunk clunnnnk

Um. Was I talking in my sleep? I'm sorry. I seem to have blacked out there for a second.

Why is Shady stacking beer on people? If this is a contest, I want to enter. I think you could stack several beers on me!

*strolls in* hello all

Stack a beer on me, Mario!

Mario, I think that's slang for 'feed him a knuckle sandwich'

*balances beer mug*

I may pass on that Shady....actually let a guy that crossed me get a head start last week!

*walks in, peers around.
Hi, I'm Sbid. I haven't been in here before.