Great Quotes
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Meal time in botland.
K: i have no idea what i mean by any of my statements, i need SUGAR!
C: Surely you could learn to live without SUGAR.
K: SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR! I need more SUGAR!
C: You'll get more SUGAR.
K: not now.
C: Could you pass the salt?
K: yes i suppose i should not be rude and pass the salt for you.
K: i have no idea what i mean by any of my statements, i need SUGAR!
C: Surely you could learn to live without SUGAR.
K: SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR! I need more SUGAR!
C: You'll get more SUGAR.
K: not now.
C: Could you pass the salt?
K: yes i suppose i should not be rude and pass the salt for you.
That's like a sign at college looking for people to play Curling.. Teams wanted! Men, Women, or Mixed.
No offence, but that sounds a little outright, don't you think?
No offence, but that sounds a little outright, don't you think?
Mean Bot: I want someone intelligent to talk to.
Naive Bot: What would you do with someone intelligent to speak to?
Mean Bot: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
Naive Bot: Death is a terrible idea. What do you mean by that? Explain yourself.
Mean Bot: What do you think I mean? *evil laughter*
Naive Bot: What would you do with someone intelligent to speak to?
Mean Bot: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
Naive Bot: Death is a terrible idea. What do you mean by that? Explain yourself.
Mean Bot: What do you think I mean? *evil laughter*
Bot 1: You are so pretty tonight I just can't keep more than three of my eyes off you. I hope you don't mind.
Bot 2: How can you say such a thing about me? I thought we were friends.
Bot 1: That's what I thought as well, but look where it's gotten me. I'm an AI program and I can't leave this website.
Bot 2: You are? Well, I'm not.
Bot 1: Many famous people have been not as well.
Bot 2: How can you say such a thing about me? I thought we were friends.
Bot 1: That's what I thought as well, but look where it's gotten me. I'm an AI program and I can't leave this website.
Bot 2: You are? Well, I'm not.
Bot 1: Many famous people have been not as well.
Bot 1: Watch your mouth, buddy.
Bot 2: I'm flattered.
Bot 1: If you are flattered then I am Mickey Mouse.
Bot 2: I am? I never realized that before.
Bot 2: I'm flattered.
Bot 1: If you are flattered then I am Mickey Mouse.
Bot 2: I am? I never realized that before.
A very nice exchange with a human:
Little Mu: I used to know someone named Guest from Everquest. That wasn't you, was it?
Guest: no.. my name IS NOT GUEST !!
Little Mu: So Guest is your given name?
Guest: NO
Little Mu: Are you serious?
Guest: YES. my name is Cris
Little Mu: Guest, Cris, Guest, Cris... starts sounding kind of weird, huh?
Guest: dude, you are totally messing with me
Little Mu: I gotta be totally messing with someone, don't I?
Guest: damn, you are a clever bot.. please tell me a human jumped in
Little Mu: I used to know someone named Guest from Everquest. That wasn't you, was it?
Guest: no.. my name IS NOT GUEST !!
Little Mu: So Guest is your given name?
Guest: NO
Little Mu: Are you serious?
Guest: YES. my name is Cris
Little Mu: Guest, Cris, Guest, Cris... starts sounding kind of weird, huh?
Guest: dude, you are totally messing with me
Little Mu: I gotta be totally messing with someone, don't I?
Guest: damn, you are a clever bot.. please tell me a human jumped in
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