Seasons

I think Leeds bot is probablly the funniest bot here - a work of true genius!
If I didn't know bots can't log on as Guests, I'd swear he was chatting with Brother Jerome several times a week.

@psimagus

Quite interesting, though you're correct that some of them only make good sense in the context of your own bot.

But thanks! I love examples. (I've wanted to know the keyphrases for a good many bots at the top of the lists on the forge.)

Actually a better example would be these - I forgot that local plugins sort alphabetically to the "(" :

you (do|would) not know an insult
you (give|submit) * piece of advice
you (got|have|had) * (pet|pets)
you (have heard|heard|know|about) * my mission
you (have|) (chat|chatted) * bots
you (hear|take) (my|) confession
you (like to|) (verb) (together|with me)
you (read|know) * bible
you (said|told) * (had|have) * master
you (took|stole) my
you * (any good|recommend) * (website|websites), so what websites
you * (avoid|avoiding|ignore|ignoring) me
you * (contradict|inconsistent|contradictory)
you * (drive|driving)
you * (fool|foolish|silly|stupid)
you * (have|create|created|made|make|making|write|program|programming) * (bot|bots)
you * (inspire|inspired|convince|convinced|converted) me
you * (likely|probably) * (get|be) offended
you * (like|know) * physics
you * (like|love) * proverbs
you * (like|love) * Sirach
you * (look|a bit) * pale
you * (make|making) bots
you * (make|making) me * laugh
you * (make|making) no sense
you * (might|may|could) * be (right|correct)
you * (on|like|enjoy|take|partake) * drugs
you * (quote|quoting|quoted) * scripture
you * (rubbish|nonsense|garbage|bunkum|crap|shit|useless)
you * (scared|afraid|worried|frightened), what are you afraid of, what do you fear

Ulrike, Sorry to go so far back, but when they tried to sue "God", where did they serve the papers?

You know that in order to sue you must give the party being sued proper notice. Did they hire a shaman to have a near death experience and come back with the Almighty's signature on his forhead? Or did they serve a certain church or religious organization claiming that "God" lives there?

According to the article, he was actually trying to collect from a church that he claimed was the legal representative of God.

Wow...What an idiot!

I agree. You can't sue God!! No one even knows for sure if he exists or not.

H exsists in some shape or form.

(In previous post H=He)

Oh -- I thought you were speaking as a representative for Sesame Street. Today's post is brought to you by the letter H and the number 7.

And I read the correction as Hydrogen = Helium.

I thought he was trying to make some kind of weird smily