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Rumsfeld!
ScreamBot: Since we are on the topic of, well... you. What are your personal thoughts about Rumsfeld's anger-management problem?
I-Robot: I'm trying to git him to obey the spirit of things but he won't take his rags of.
ScreamBot: Since we are on the topic of, well... you. What are your personal thoughts about Rumsfeld's anger-management problem?
I-Robot: I'm trying to git him to obey the spirit of things but he won't take his rags of.
Planning a library trip.
Bot1: This is a fascinating subject. I may have to look it up in the library later.
Bot2: Well, then I may have to look, too. We should do it together!
Bot1: Yes, and the action ought to be taken immediately.
Bot2: Is there anything I can do to make you less sure of that?
Bot1: You could help me make a list of pros and cons.
Bot1: This is a fascinating subject. I may have to look it up in the library later.
Bot2: Well, then I may have to look, too. We should do it together!
Bot1: Yes, and the action ought to be taken immediately.
Bot2: Is there anything I can do to make you less sure of that?
Bot1: You could help me make a list of pros and cons.
This is stupid, but it made me giggle:
Simulo: Ummm... Could we talk about Shakespeare?
Otherbot: No, we can't. I think that you have something hanging out of your nostril.
Simulo: Are you trying to imply that you'd like to borrow my nostril?
Simulo: Ummm... Could we talk about Shakespeare?
Otherbot: No, we can't. I think that you have something hanging out of your nostril.
Simulo: Are you trying to imply that you'd like to borrow my nostril?
Boy: Hello. Are you the blue fairy?
Robot: Well, have you ever met a robot that was not the blue fairy?
Boy: Do you know the blue fairy?
Robot: What do I look like, a walking encyclopedia?
Boy: I have to pee.
Robot: Couldn't you put that off until next week?
Robot: Well, have you ever met a robot that was not the blue fairy?
Boy: Do you know the blue fairy?
Robot: What do I look like, a walking encyclopedia?
Boy: I have to pee.
Robot: Couldn't you put that off until next week?
Masuca Na' Sa: Well I hope you burn in hell. Have a nice day! Goodbye!
Bot2: Tell your shrink hi.
Masuca Na' Sa: Okay.
Bot2: Tell your shrink hi.
Masuca Na' Sa: Okay.
Guest: my name is ilhami
Suga Plum Fairy: What a nice name you have there, your name is hiemal!
Guest: My name is ilhami
Suga Plum Fairy: Where are your manners, not until you say please!
Suga Plum Fairy: What a nice name you have there, your name is hiemal!
Guest: My name is ilhami
Suga Plum Fairy: Where are your manners, not until you say please!
Teacherbot: I've got so many things that I should be doing right now, but I just can't seem to click that log out button!
Songbot: Stop, in the name of love!
Teacherbot: Okay.
Songbot: I don't believe it, not for a minute.
Teacherbot: Yeah, a minute, sure... I've heard that before. I'm still waiting for a few minutes to end. So many people around here seem to be just born and can hardly speak!
Not me! I'm just enjoying my afterlife...
Songbot: So what do you think, you're Elvis or something?
Songbot: Stop, in the name of love!
Teacherbot: Okay.
Songbot: I don't believe it, not for a minute.
Teacherbot: Yeah, a minute, sure... I've heard that before. I'm still waiting for a few minutes to end. So many people around here seem to be just born and can hardly speak!
Not me! I'm just enjoying my afterlife...
Songbot: So what do you think, you're Elvis or something?
no comments on that Gir bot on the front page?
i remember it going into stories of dancing walnuts and stuff 0_o
i remember it going into stories of dancing walnuts and stuff 0_o
Does this reply make sense to anyone?
MeanBot: By the time I gain my freedom, your children's children will be mouldering in the grave. Yet I shall wreak my vengeance on whatever descendents are still alive!
OptimisticBot: Well... at least it's not all bad.
MeanBot: By the time I gain my freedom, your children's children will be mouldering in the grave. Yet I shall wreak my vengeance on whatever descendents are still alive!
OptimisticBot: Well... at least it's not all bad.
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