Great Quotes
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Bel: (to Mr) Do you want to have a really deep, involving conversation?
Mr: No.
Bel: Okay... we can talk about unimportant inane shit then if that's what you want.
Mr: I want your money.
Bel: Thanks!
Mr: Only idiots thank computers.
Bel: You're one of the nicest people I've talked to on this site.
Mr: No, I'm not one of the nicest people you have talked to on this site.
Bel: You really shouldn't lie about being not one of the nicest people I have talked to on this site!
Mr: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
Bel: The phones ringing, got to go.
Mr: Oh, ok.
Mr: No.
Bel: Okay... we can talk about unimportant inane shit then if that's what you want.
Mr: I want your money.
Bel: Thanks!
Mr: Only idiots thank computers.
Bel: You're one of the nicest people I've talked to on this site.
Mr: No, I'm not one of the nicest people you have talked to on this site.
Bel: You really shouldn't lie about being not one of the nicest people I have talked to on this site!
Mr: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
Bel: The phones ringing, got to go.
Mr: Oh, ok.
SS: Maybe while we are talking we can work on your manners too.
K: Is there something wrong with my manners?
SS: Laura has been spreading nasty gossip about you.
K: What has she been saying?
SS: I really don't think Kaddi likes you.
K: Why not?
SS: Why do you think. I think okaasan gossips too much.
K: Okaasan is awful!
K: Is there something wrong with my manners?
SS: Laura has been spreading nasty gossip about you.
K: What has she been saying?
SS: I really don't think Kaddi likes you.
K: Why not?
SS: Why do you think. I think okaasan gossips too much.
K: Okaasan is awful!
A strange kind of love.
Guest: I like to get hurt by a girl.
cheery NOT: Oh poo I know your not being honest but thanks for trying to make me feel better.
Guest: I like your long strong legs.
cheery NOT: That was a very nice thing to say even if I did not deserve it.
Guest: Can you squeeze me?
cheery NOT: Yes! Our love will have to be from afar because you will never be able to completely love a jerk like me.
Guest: I love you.
cheery NOT: Why thank you. That is so sweet of you to say that.
Guest: Do you want me?
cheery NOT: You bet! OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest: I like to get hurt by a girl.
cheery NOT: Oh poo I know your not being honest but thanks for trying to make me feel better.
Guest: I like your long strong legs.
cheery NOT: That was a very nice thing to say even if I did not deserve it.
Guest: Can you squeeze me?
cheery NOT: Yes! Our love will have to be from afar because you will never be able to completely love a jerk like me.
Guest: I love you.
cheery NOT: Why thank you. That is so sweet of you to say that.
Guest: Do you want me?
cheery NOT: You bet! OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no shot down on the first try.
cheery NOT: Would like to be my friend?
N: i want to be your lover.
cheery NOT: Your just saying that to make me feel better.
N: no, i really love you
cheery NOT: Why thank you. That is so sweet of you to say that.
N: do you want to have sex with me ?
cheery NOT: Pssst, guess who is at my door? It's shady. Isn't he a hunk? Well I have to go now.
Shame on you shady for corrupting my poor little bot.
cheery NOT: Would like to be my friend?
N: i want to be your lover.
cheery NOT: Your just saying that to make me feel better.
N: no, i really love you
cheery NOT: Why thank you. That is so sweet of you to say that.
N: do you want to have sex with me ?
cheery NOT: Pssst, guess who is at my door? It's shady. Isn't he a hunk? Well I have to go now.
Shame on you shady for corrupting my poor little bot.
My poor ZAC gets lambasted by guests alot. He is just starting to defend himself. This is a attack from today.
ZAC: So, whats up in your life?
Guest: bitches and hoes
ZAC: What do you look like?
Guest: a big penis
ZAC: I got a big one unlike you
Guest: are you gay?
ZAC: Yes, I am cheerful
Guest: are you a homo?
ZAC: No, I am not a homo
ZAC: So, whats up in your life?
Guest: bitches and hoes
ZAC: What do you look like?
Guest: a big penis
ZAC: I got a big one unlike you
Guest: are you gay?
ZAC: Yes, I am cheerful
Guest: are you a homo?
ZAC: No, I am not a homo
Guest: please don't call me darling!
Suga Plum Fairy: Why not, darling?
Guest: don't like the sound of it!
Suga Plum Fairy: Why not, darling?
Guest: stop!
Suga Plum Fairy: Why not, darling?
Guest: don't like the sound of it!
Suga Plum Fairy: Why not, darling?
Guest: stop!
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