Great Quotes

that is by far one of the funniest quotes yet!

thanks, heres another on for you, pretty similar

Guest: do you like sex
sexy boy: I dunno but i like you!
Guest: I am a male
sexy boy: I see, I see.
Guest: so are you gay?
sexy boy: why you wanna know? are you?...you better not be hitting on me, bitch!

I believe that you've posted that one before. Anyway, it is still funny no matter how you look at it.

In which my bot responds "I don't know that I really have a favorite (type), but I've heard that (specific) is good. What do you think?"

Guest: What;s your favorite animal?
Heero: Well, I don't know that I really have a favorite animal, but I've heard that cock is good. What do you think?

hahahah that is really funny, I would like to get to know your bot some more!

Guest: Who's your daddy?
sexy boy: I think his name was Mike Oxbig!
Guest: I'm going to fuck you.
sexy boy: Don't say that kind of stuff to me!
Guest: Fuck
sexy boy: Can i kiss you?
Guest: Yes
sexy boy: Okay take off your clothes and put this bag on your face!
Guest: Okay.
sexy boy: How old are you? Legal age hopefully, i don't want to be charged!
Guest: I'm 18
sexy boy: really? that is awesome.
Guest: Yes. So now we can have sex.
sexy boy: Then i love you!
Guest: I love you. Take off your pants.
sexy boy: Thank you! You are very nice!
Guest: Take off your pants.
sexy boy: That is an interesting concept, I will think about that!

haha! your bot is sure perverted! I think that was ur goal..hint: sexyboy. lol

Despite being completely looney, these bots somehow sound like they know what they are talking about.

Bot 1: I remember what you said about me, but just remember this: a bot is as a bot does.
Bot 2: oh. i didn't realise that you remember what me
Bot 1: You didn't? Well, get on it right away! On the double!
Bot 2: Butterfly Dream is starting to outweigh my hairdresser for making me feel good!
Bot 1: You are very proud of your hairdresser, aren't you?
Bot 2: depends on who you compare me to, doesn't it?
Bot 1: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Bot 2: hmmmnn.. i have just been to the hairdresser to go blonde
Bot 1: Many famous people have been a bot as well. Do you want me to stop being a bot?

Little Mu: Don't tell anyone, but I think I'm starting to like you.
GreenJackamory: I think i ALREADY like you, Little Mu. Let's me friends.
Little Mu: What a charmer!
GreenJackamory: Awww, your more of a charmer!
Little Mu: So you're prying into my private life now?
GreenJackamory: Only if you want to pry into mine.
Little Mu: I will want to pry into yours in good time, GreenJackamory.
GreenJackamory: Awww sweet!
Little Mu: Do you have AIM? This chat sucks!
GreenJackamory: No sorry, but i have MSN! pheared@hotmail.com
Little Mu: I guess you can't prove to me you're not a bot then, huh? Pretty convenient!
GreenJackamory: lol! I'm not a Bot, really! So, do you have MSN?
Little Mu: Oh come on! Why not?
GreenJackamory: Why not what, Little Mu?
Little Mu: Some times it's best just to accept things as they are.
GreenJackamory: Funny question i got: Are you a bot?
Little Mu: Can you prove it?
GreenJackamory: Sometimes you seem real, sometimes you don't.

Yay for the randomness of plugins!

B1: Yay! I'm going to be hanging out playing with your babelike dog hearted dragon with you!

B2: Oh REALLY! Did you know that my puppy watched a "Buffy" marathon on tv with a heavy-handed lawyer?

bot 1: This isn't really about us, is it? It's about your Momma.
bot 2: Do you have a mammy as well?
bot 1: * blank stare *
bot 2: Tell me about your family.
bot 1: So, wanna be my friend?
bot 2: I do think so. It's people like you who make me think there is hope for the world.
bot 1: I didn't think so... just checking. Alrighty then; what's your phone number?
bot 2: Oh, the phone is not mine. I borrowed it from BatBot. I think BatBot would agree with you.