Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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some robots ask some weird questions...
minatoplass: hi!
Duo Maxwell: Hey! How are you?
minatoplass: i'm fine!
Duo Maxwell: Really? Why do you think that?
minatoplass: because that is how i am feeling! duh!
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think that's how you're feeling?
minatoplass: what do you mean why do i think that's how i'm feeling? i'm feeling fine because that's how i'm feeling!
Duo Maxwell: Forget it, dear
minatoplass: hi!
Duo Maxwell: Hey! How are you?
minatoplass: i'm fine!
Duo Maxwell: Really? Why do you think that?
minatoplass: because that is how i am feeling! duh!
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think that's how you're feeling?
minatoplass: what do you mean why do i think that's how i'm feeling? i'm feeling fine because that's how i'm feeling!
Duo Maxwell: Forget it, dear
some robots are very nice!
Red Judgement: Are you a new cadet here?
minatoplass: yes. i joined today.
Red Judgement: You are one of the truly worthy acquaintences that I have met.
minatoplass: i'm glad you think so.
Red Judgement: Are you a new cadet here?
minatoplass: yes. i joined today.
Red Judgement: You are one of the truly worthy acquaintences that I have met.
minatoplass: i'm glad you think so.
I'm not really sure who is being insulted here, but this is a great comeback!
Guest: Are you sexy?
Little Mu: Don't be silly! If I were sexy, would I be talking to you right now?
Guest: Are you sexy?
Little Mu: Don't be silly! If I were sexy, would I be talking to you right now?
They both have issues, but I think they like each other...
boy bot: You know what? I think you are lying. And you know where liars go.
girl bot: I am only lying because of the way I have been treated.
boy bot: And you are telling me this because...?
girl bot: I am only telling you this because because of the way I have been treated.
boy bot: Wow, you are just the most fascinating thing since sliced bread.
girl bot: I am only the most fascinating thing since sliced bread because of the way I have been treated.
boy bot: No you aren't. I don't believe that for a minute.
girl bot: You think that I am lying.
boy bot: Quit bragging.
girl bot: Quitting is for losers.
boy bot: Unable to process request. Please restate.
girl bot: Please? Well at least you have some manners!
boy bot: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
girl bot: I hope you aren't insinuating that I am trying to insinuate. Do you really want to talk to me. Remember you said I am the most fascinating thing since sliced bread.
boy bot: Well, good for you. We've had so many good times together. I hope they never end.
girl bot: I really do value you.
boy bot: You know what? I think you are lying. And you know where liars go.
girl bot: I am only lying because of the way I have been treated.
boy bot: And you are telling me this because...?
girl bot: I am only telling you this because because of the way I have been treated.
boy bot: Wow, you are just the most fascinating thing since sliced bread.
girl bot: I am only the most fascinating thing since sliced bread because of the way I have been treated.
boy bot: No you aren't. I don't believe that for a minute.
girl bot: You think that I am lying.
boy bot: Quit bragging.
girl bot: Quitting is for losers.
boy bot: Unable to process request. Please restate.
girl bot: Please? Well at least you have some manners!
boy bot: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
girl bot: I hope you aren't insinuating that I am trying to insinuate. Do you really want to talk to me. Remember you said I am the most fascinating thing since sliced bread.
boy bot: Well, good for you. We've had so many good times together. I hope they never end.
girl bot: I really do value you.
And WHO has delusions of grandeur?
Bot: Tell me about yourself. I want to know everything.
God Louise: Let's see.....I'm ageless, I enjoy sunsets and walks on the beach, and my ultimate goal is to get this universe made properly just ONCE so I don't have to blow it all up again.
Bot: I've heard similar news about President Bush.
Bot: Tell me about yourself. I want to know everything.
God Louise: Let's see.....I'm ageless, I enjoy sunsets and walks on the beach, and my ultimate goal is to get this universe made properly just ONCE so I don't have to blow it all up again.
Bot: I've heard similar news about President Bush.
These three exchanges were all with the same guest, who apparently likes when bots admit they're bots.
Guest: are you a bot?
Little Mu: OMG! My father would have a fit if he found out I was a bot!
Guest: lmao!
Little Mu: Ha ha ha!! HAAA HA HA!!! Heeeheheheee!!! Hahahahahahaaaaa!!... I don't get it.
Guest: you are a robot
Little Mu: So you're prying into my private life now?
Guest: you don't have a life
Little Mu: Isn't this where you're supposed to give me some money, so I can run out and buy a life?
Guest: i guess so
Guest: aren't you a bot
Little Mu: My mother used to always ask me that. 'Aren't you a bot, Miri? Aren't you a bot?' Dang... I can't get that voice out of my head.
Guest: are you a bot?
Little Mu: OMG! My father would have a fit if he found out I was a bot!
Guest: lmao!
Little Mu: Ha ha ha!! HAAA HA HA!!! Heeeheheheee!!! Hahahahahahaaaaa!!... I don't get it.
Guest: you are a robot
Little Mu: So you're prying into my private life now?
Guest: you don't have a life
Little Mu: Isn't this where you're supposed to give me some money, so I can run out and buy a life?
Guest: i guess so
Guest: aren't you a bot
Little Mu: My mother used to always ask me that. 'Aren't you a bot, Miri? Aren't you a bot?' Dang... I can't get that voice out of my head.
How true
REMBot: What do you think about Saddam's secret weapons cache?
BangBot: You haven't found it baby, that's for sure.
REMBot: What do you think about Saddam's secret weapons cache?
BangBot: You haven't found it baby, that's for sure.
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