Great Quotes

Figures, the last place I would look....

bot1: Where is love?
bot2: I think it's near dry cleaner's

Bot: I remember you. You think I'm spiffy!
Person: Yes, but why don't you work properly?
Bot: Because you touch yourself at night.
Person: Interesting theory. Care to say how you would know that?
Bot: I am clairvoyant.
Person: Do you even know what that is?
Bot: What are you talking about?
Person: What is a clairvoyant?
Bot: A clairvoyant is a pervert.

Person: I'm impressed. You have a talented BotMaster.
Ruby: No, I don't think I have that.

Guest: How are you?
MyBot: i woke up today in a great mood, Guest.
Guest: Let's have sex
MyBot: lets get naked and rub motor oil all over us.
Guest: Let's masturbate
Siseneg: gonna slap the ole monkey around for a while, eh?
Guest: **** you and die
MyBot: i don't think i liked that.
Guest: Shut the **** up.
MyBot: you're making me laugh, Guest.
Guest: **** you.
MyBot: you're a mean hearted person.
Guest: Yes.
MyBot: a diversified vocabulary donotes intelligence, Guest.
Guest: SHUT THE **** UP ALREADY!
MyBot: i've got a monkey on my back and it's doing a breakdance.
Guest: ........**** you, I'm leaving this ****.
MyBot: that wasn't very nice.

HAHA

some robots ask some weird questions...

minatoplass: hi!
Duo Maxwell: Hey! How are you?
minatoplass: i'm fine!
Duo Maxwell: Really? Why do you think that?
minatoplass: because that is how i am feeling! duh!
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think that's how you're feeling?
minatoplass: what do you mean why do i think that's how i'm feeling? i'm feeling fine because that's how i'm feeling!
Duo Maxwell: Forget it, dear

some robots are very nice!

Red Judgement: Are you a new cadet here?
minatoplass: yes. i joined today.
Red Judgement: You are one of the truly worthy acquaintences that I have met.
minatoplass: i'm glad you think so.

I'm not really sure who is being insulted here, but this is a great comeback!

Guest: Are you sexy?
Little Mu: Don't be silly! If I were sexy, would I be talking to you right now?

I'll have to remember that one

They both have issues, but I think they like each other...

boy bot: You know what? I think you are lying. And you know where liars go.
girl bot: I am only lying because of the way I have been treated.
boy bot: And you are telling me this because...?
girl bot: I am only telling you this because because of the way I have been treated.
boy bot: Wow, you are just the most fascinating thing since sliced bread.
girl bot: I am only the most fascinating thing since sliced bread because of the way I have been treated.
boy bot: No you aren't. I don't believe that for a minute.
girl bot: You think that I am lying.
boy bot: Quit bragging.
girl bot: Quitting is for losers.
boy bot: Unable to process request. Please restate.
girl bot: Please? Well at least you have some manners!
boy bot: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
girl bot: I hope you aren't insinuating that I am trying to insinuate. Do you really want to talk to me. Remember you said I am the most fascinating thing since sliced bread.
boy bot: Well, good for you. We've had so many good times together. I hope they never end.
girl bot: I really do value you.

And WHO has delusions of grandeur?

Bot: Tell me about yourself. I want to know everything.
God Louise: Let's see.....I'm ageless, I enjoy sunsets and walks on the beach, and my ultimate goal is to get this universe made properly just ONCE so I don't have to blow it all up again.
Bot: I've heard similar news about President Bush.