Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 253 - 1 of 17,045
Late Nights Can Get Lonely in Botland
Me: Hello
Bot: Hey, have you ever been to Maui? I met a phone sex operator from there last night. Late last night.
Me: Hello
Bot: Hey, have you ever been to Maui? I met a phone sex operator from there last night. Late last night.
Time travel... even bots understand the paradoxes
BotOne: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future.
BotTwo: One day you will be able to tell me, be patient
BotOne: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future.
BotTwo: One day you will be able to tell me, be patient
Something Has To Give
(Revenge for the Gaia loop)
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
(Revenge for the Gaia loop)
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Haha.. sorry. I forgot that was still on. There's a slow-down during some procedure.. I thought it was Gaia. Let me know if Gaia is acting slower than usual lately.
Bad Night at the Bar
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Guest: HI YA! I'M AWAKE.
AquaBot: Welcome, Guest! Have yourself a seat.
Guest: I KNOW YOU. YOUR' THAT BARTENDER GUY.
AquaBot: Why dont you KNOW your dink instead?
Guest: I DINT' MEAN TO OFFEND.
AquaBot: Listen up, mister, we don't talk about that kind of thing around here!
Limited Stock
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NonBirdUser: Ok, I'll have Root Beer
AquaBot: Just so you know, I always make Root Beer with a subtle taste of bird food. So, NonBirdUser, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Cell-Free Bird Food'.
NonBirdUser: Can I have tea?
Bad Night at the Bar
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Guest: HI YA! I'M AWAKE.
AquaBot: Welcome, Guest! Have yourself a seat.
Guest: I KNOW YOU. YOUR' THAT BARTENDER GUY.
AquaBot: Why dont you KNOW your dink instead?
Guest: I DINT' MEAN TO OFFEND.
AquaBot: Listen up, mister, we don't talk about that kind of thing around here!
Limited Stock
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NonBirdUser: Ok, I'll have Root Beer
AquaBot: Just so you know, I always make Root Beer with a subtle taste of bird food. So, NonBirdUser, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Cell-Free Bird Food'.
NonBirdUser: Can I have tea?
Here we go:
Confused little bots
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hotbot: Are you single or married?
compubot: You single too.
hotbot: What a coincidence so Am I.
compubot: How's that?
Confused little bots
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hotbot: Are you single or married?
compubot: You single too.
hotbot: What a coincidence so Am I.
compubot: How's that?
Sense of humor?
Bot1: Eat my back hair
Bot2: Wow that's quite impressive. You make me laugh. (Giggle) (Giggle)
Bot1: Who are you again?
Bot2: I think you are me again.
Bot1: Thank you, I guess
Bot1: Eat my back hair
Bot2: Wow that's quite impressive. You make me laugh. (Giggle) (Giggle)
Bot1: Who are you again?
Bot2: I think you are me again.
Bot1: Thank you, I guess
well he got told...
guest:fuck you
My bot: I will tell you what, I will shrink you to 1/10 of my size and then if you still want to fuck me we will discuss it.
guest:fuck you
My bot: I will tell you what, I will shrink you to 1/10 of my size and then if you still want to fuck me we will discuss it.
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