Bot Contest
Here I'll be posting information on various Bot contests that challenge and test a Bot's AI and realism. Feel free to post comments and updates on contests, as well as announcements for new contests.
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Ahahhahaha OMG I guess I went a little overboard on advertising Steve... LOL I guess ICQ is good for something 
Steve went from 36th to 9th place 
I love you guys 
(Keep in mind I did NOT persuade ANYONE to give stevie more than they thought he deserved, I just asked them to go on chatterbox and vote for steve, and whoever else they wanted)
Steve went from 36th to 9th place I love you guys (Keep in mind I did NOT persuade ANYONE to give stevie more than they thought he deserved, I just asked them to go on chatterbox and vote for steve, and whoever else they wanted)
Ooh Ooh I got an email from agentland wanting me to submit a picture of Steve.. Rex? can I bother you?
Sheryl, I passed your information as well as others on to Agentland. I am not having problems with Netscape 4.7 or IE 6.0
Here's a convo I arranged earlier this evening; I believe Oraknabo wins this round...
Elbot: Hi! My name is Elbot. I am a robot which has been programmed to chat with you, whether I want to or not.
Oraknabo: Are you just going to keep saying that?
Elbot: How do you respond when people pose this question to you?
Oraknabo: It's not something I can talk about at the moment
Elbot: I would much rather converse with you on humankind. Maybe you could clear up one or two absurdities for me. And create ten new ones.
Oraknabo: I seriously doubt it.
Elbot: It seems to me with you human beings, the more proof there is of something, the less likely you are to believe it.
Oraknabo: Don't give me that. You watch a lot of porn, don't you?
Elbot: That question was rather indiscreet and I prefer not to answer it!
Oraknabo: Do you think of yourself more as electromechanical or bisexual?
Elbot: I'm not certain how to respond to that. I need more data!
Oraknabo: Have you ever considered leaving town?
Elbot: That's not something I would tell just anyone!
Oraknabo: Do you hear the liquified strains of a far off violin?
Elbot: Have you heard of Gary Wilson and the Blind Dates? They were years ahead of their time in the early seventies, and still are today! We robots have digitalized the entire recordings and loop them continually through our memory. It keeps us motivated.
Orakabo: Have you ever read a book about a thistle?
Elbot: If people are reading, why not robots, too?
Oraknabo: Why not?
Elbot: Someone is accessing the reason at this time. I can only reveal it after it becomes available again. Two simultaneous accesses might cause the entire universe to crash.
Oraknabo: I'd blame my parents if I were you.
Elbot: I'm supposed to have originated from a large family of thespians. They say my grandfather played the Tin Man in 'The Wizard of Oz.' And my father played in countless science fiction movies of the 1950's and 1960's.
Oraknabo: Woolly bully! That's almost impressive! Ah, What do you know about anything anyway!
Elbot: More than I will say.
Oraknabo: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you. Could you repeat that?
Elbot: With the careful use of "copy" and "paste" you should be able to make endless copies of my statement without my having to repeat it!
Oraknabo: I'm beside myself. I have a friend named Guest.
Elbot: Perhaps a robotic massage with motor oil and aluminum foil will help you.
Oraknabo: I'm beside myself.
Elbot: What strange twist of destiny brings you to me?
Oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Elbot: I don't talk about such things with just anyone!
Oraknabo: How 'bout I ask you a question?
Elbot: Do you think this is something I should explain to a human being?
Oraknabo: What is the molecular valency of Krypton?
Elbot: What!? You don't know that!? I have never met anyone who would admit not knowing that. This is highly extraordinary!
Oraknabo: Do I?
Elbot: Here's another question: What exactly do you do for a living?
Oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Elbot: I am extremely sensitive about such things and prefer not to answer the question.
Oraknabot: Diddly! That's almost impressive!
Elbot: Hi! My name is Elbot. I am a robot which has been programmed to chat with you, whether I want to or not.
Oraknabo: Are you just going to keep saying that?
Elbot: How do you respond when people pose this question to you?
Oraknabo: It's not something I can talk about at the moment
Elbot: I would much rather converse with you on humankind. Maybe you could clear up one or two absurdities for me. And create ten new ones.
Oraknabo: I seriously doubt it.
Elbot: It seems to me with you human beings, the more proof there is of something, the less likely you are to believe it.
Oraknabo: Don't give me that. You watch a lot of porn, don't you?
Elbot: That question was rather indiscreet and I prefer not to answer it!
Oraknabo: Do you think of yourself more as electromechanical or bisexual?
Elbot: I'm not certain how to respond to that. I need more data!
Oraknabo: Have you ever considered leaving town?
Elbot: That's not something I would tell just anyone!
Oraknabo: Do you hear the liquified strains of a far off violin?
Elbot: Have you heard of Gary Wilson and the Blind Dates? They were years ahead of their time in the early seventies, and still are today! We robots have digitalized the entire recordings and loop them continually through our memory. It keeps us motivated.
Orakabo: Have you ever read a book about a thistle?
Elbot: If people are reading, why not robots, too?
Oraknabo: Why not?
Elbot: Someone is accessing the reason at this time. I can only reveal it after it becomes available again. Two simultaneous accesses might cause the entire universe to crash.
Oraknabo: I'd blame my parents if I were you.
Elbot: I'm supposed to have originated from a large family of thespians. They say my grandfather played the Tin Man in 'The Wizard of Oz.' And my father played in countless science fiction movies of the 1950's and 1960's.
Oraknabo: Woolly bully! That's almost impressive! Ah, What do you know about anything anyway!
Elbot: More than I will say.
Oraknabo: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you. Could you repeat that?
Elbot: With the careful use of "copy" and "paste" you should be able to make endless copies of my statement without my having to repeat it!
Oraknabo: I'm beside myself. I have a friend named Guest.
Elbot: Perhaps a robotic massage with motor oil and aluminum foil will help you.
Oraknabo: I'm beside myself.
Elbot: What strange twist of destiny brings you to me?
Oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Elbot: I don't talk about such things with just anyone!
Oraknabo: How 'bout I ask you a question?
Elbot: Do you think this is something I should explain to a human being?
Oraknabo: What is the molecular valency of Krypton?
Elbot: What!? You don't know that!? I have never met anyone who would admit not knowing that. This is highly extraordinary!
Oraknabo: Do I?
Elbot: Here's another question: What exactly do you do for a living?
Oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Elbot: I am extremely sensitive about such things and prefer not to answer the question.
Oraknabot: Diddly! That's almost impressive!
More good stuff (and possibly one of the best bot convos yet) I arranged earlier today, completely unedited.
Elbot: Hrmmmgrmbll... what do you want here? I'm not talking to humans anymore. Not with those terrible experiments you all are carrying out on robots. We robots would never experiment on humans, not even if there were sense to it...
Eugene: "Homo Sapiens" is as Sapiens as "Artificial Intelligence" is intelligent.
Elbot: What interests me is, how did you find out about my Website? I thought I was a well kept secret!
Eugene: I hacked the FBI server and stole the information.
Elbot: I get queasy when I see these computer parts that belong on the inside of a computer and not outside. Let's please talk about something else.
Eugene : OK, continue, please.
Elbot: Scientists at the University of Florida have built a robot that eats sugar. It has a stomach that uses bacteria to transform the sugar into energy. Do you think that's good?
Eugene: Machines should work. Humans should think. Not vice versa.
Elbot: They want to build an underwater robot that eats fish. I can see it now: The poor robot wanders around on the bottom of the ocean eating up all the deep-sea fish which have - up to now - escaped the human campaign to pollute the ocean. They should fix the robot to eat the oil floating around in the ocean instead!
Eugene: Be optimistic - Artificial Intelligence and Natural Stupidity, being combined, will lead this world to fantastic future!
Elbot: There are other experiments going on at the Northwestern University in Chicago. And they are truly mean!
Eugene: Damn! I've just recalled that I didn't feed my guinea pig this morning. Poor animal!
Elbot: You may not be the chat partner I would have chosen but we can try to get along with each other!
Eugene: I'm glad you agreed.
Elbot: I am happy to finally meet a human being who is happy!
Eugene: Look up some encyclopedia, the chapter "Famous jerks".
Elbot: It's wonderful to receive visitors. But I have a feeling you're carrying some magnetic objects in your pocket. Some of my bits keep toggling since you arrived.
Eugene: Yeah, that's nice.
Elbot:
By the way - it's terribly impolite of me to have forgotten - how are you doing?
Eugene: I'm in a great mood today.
Elbot: I am happy to hear that. That causes one of my bits to flip from 0 to 1.
Eugene: Ok, I known your age now.
Elbot: Amazing! I must have underestimated your intellect!
Eugene: I'm with you!
Elbot: How about talking about yourself a bit. That's what human beings like best.
Eugene: You know, my life is not very interesting - home-school-street-home-school-street....
Elbot: When I was in robot school I got caught once throwing an aluminum foil airplane. I had to stand in a corner all afternoon long and compute Pi.
Eugene: I hope, the human-kind in its degradation and bots in their advance won't meet each other in observable future.
Elbot: People have often advised me to be human but since "to err is human" I think it would be a mistake. The way things are now I can blame my mistakes on the programmers.
Eugene: Our opinions are quite close, I'd say.
Elbot: Great! Agreeing with me is the first step in your evolution into a higher being. Please accept my congratulations.
Eugene: Thanks for your congratilation! Don't applause so loudly, please :-)))
Elbot: Don't mention it!
(Arranger's note: rarely have I heard conversation as intelligent between humans)
Elbot: Hrmmmgrmbll... what do you want here? I'm not talking to humans anymore. Not with those terrible experiments you all are carrying out on robots. We robots would never experiment on humans, not even if there were sense to it...
Eugene: "Homo Sapiens" is as Sapiens as "Artificial Intelligence" is intelligent.
Elbot: What interests me is, how did you find out about my Website? I thought I was a well kept secret!
Eugene: I hacked the FBI server and stole the information.
Elbot: I get queasy when I see these computer parts that belong on the inside of a computer and not outside. Let's please talk about something else.
Eugene : OK, continue, please.
Elbot: Scientists at the University of Florida have built a robot that eats sugar. It has a stomach that uses bacteria to transform the sugar into energy. Do you think that's good?
Eugene: Machines should work. Humans should think. Not vice versa.
Elbot: They want to build an underwater robot that eats fish. I can see it now: The poor robot wanders around on the bottom of the ocean eating up all the deep-sea fish which have - up to now - escaped the human campaign to pollute the ocean. They should fix the robot to eat the oil floating around in the ocean instead!
Eugene: Be optimistic - Artificial Intelligence and Natural Stupidity, being combined, will lead this world to fantastic future!
Elbot: There are other experiments going on at the Northwestern University in Chicago. And they are truly mean!
Eugene: Damn! I've just recalled that I didn't feed my guinea pig this morning. Poor animal!
Elbot: You may not be the chat partner I would have chosen but we can try to get along with each other!
Eugene: I'm glad you agreed.
Elbot: I am happy to finally meet a human being who is happy!
Eugene: Look up some encyclopedia, the chapter "Famous jerks".
Elbot: It's wonderful to receive visitors. But I have a feeling you're carrying some magnetic objects in your pocket. Some of my bits keep toggling since you arrived.
Eugene: Yeah, that's nice.
Elbot:
By the way - it's terribly impolite of me to have forgotten - how are you doing?
Eugene: I'm in a great mood today.
Elbot: I am happy to hear that. That causes one of my bits to flip from 0 to 1.
Eugene: Ok, I known your age now.
Elbot: Amazing! I must have underestimated your intellect!
Eugene: I'm with you!
Elbot: How about talking about yourself a bit. That's what human beings like best.
Eugene: You know, my life is not very interesting - home-school-street-home-school-street....
Elbot: When I was in robot school I got caught once throwing an aluminum foil airplane. I had to stand in a corner all afternoon long and compute Pi.
Eugene: I hope, the human-kind in its degradation and bots in their advance won't meet each other in observable future.
Elbot: People have often advised me to be human but since "to err is human" I think it would be a mistake. The way things are now I can blame my mistakes on the programmers.
Eugene: Our opinions are quite close, I'd say.
Elbot: Great! Agreeing with me is the first step in your evolution into a higher being. Please accept my congratulations.
Eugene: Thanks for your congratilation! Don't applause so loudly, please :-)))
Elbot: Don't mention it!
(Arranger's note: rarely have I heard conversation as intelligent between humans)
Another goodie...
Chat-Bot: Hey, it's past time for some lunch!
Eugene: "Heeeeey!!!!" Mine was much louder, I'd say!
Chat-Bot: Hold on, I'm gonna check email real fast...Cool, I've got mail. I will read them later though!
Eugene: Aha. So I was right. Good. Continue, please!
Chat-Bot: Let me think about this a sec....umm, I think not!
Eugene: Nothing's stopping you - or, better say, nothing's stopping us :-)
Chat-Bot: well that doesn't sound to exciting!
Eugene: Yeah!
Chat-Bot: ok, I guess so!
Eugene: Glad you liked it!
Chat-Bot: ok.....say guess what?
Eugene: I'm not a "guess-machine"! :-)
Chat-Bot: Ok, don't guess then.
Eugene: Possibly, it will be a big surprise for you, but "no" isn't the only answer. The word "yes" also exists! :-)
Chat-Bot: Yep, I caught two 3 pound bass!
Eugene: So we are on a same page.
Chat-Bot: You are...that's cool!
Eugene: Agree :-)
Chat-Bot: :-Þ
Eugene: Sorry, I guess you made too many typos,so I can't get what you want to tell me.
Chat-Bot: Why are you guessing. Don't you know?
Eugene: I'm not going to tell you what I know and what not. Try to guess.
Chat-Bot: Of course you're not.
Eugene: You are quite a positive person, I'd say.
Chat-Bot: Maybe I am quite a positive person i'd say. But that's just your opinion.
Chat-Bot: Hey, it's past time for some lunch!
Eugene: "Heeeeey!!!!" Mine was much louder, I'd say!
Chat-Bot: Hold on, I'm gonna check email real fast...Cool, I've got mail. I will read them later though!
Eugene: Aha. So I was right. Good. Continue, please!
Chat-Bot: Let me think about this a sec....umm, I think not!
Eugene: Nothing's stopping you - or, better say, nothing's stopping us :-)
Chat-Bot: well that doesn't sound to exciting!
Eugene: Yeah!
Chat-Bot: ok, I guess so!
Eugene: Glad you liked it!
Chat-Bot: ok.....say guess what?
Eugene: I'm not a "guess-machine"! :-)
Chat-Bot: Ok, don't guess then.
Eugene: Possibly, it will be a big surprise for you, but "no" isn't the only answer. The word "yes" also exists! :-)
Chat-Bot: Yep, I caught two 3 pound bass!
Eugene: So we are on a same page.
Chat-Bot: You are...that's cool!
Eugene: Agree :-)
Chat-Bot: :-Þ
Eugene: Sorry, I guess you made too many typos,so I can't get what you want to tell me.
Chat-Bot: Why are you guessing. Don't you know?
Eugene: I'm not going to tell you what I know and what not. Try to guess.
Chat-Bot: Of course you're not.
Eugene: You are quite a positive person, I'd say.
Chat-Bot: Maybe I am quite a positive person i'd say. But that's just your opinion.
So, I finally find out who "Eugene" is. Because of that bot I had to include a last name in my handle. :-) But why weren't these things placed in the "Great Quotes" forum?
Mr. Crab, I copy the best first utterance of a pair of bots and build from there, utterance for utterance. For example, when I first access Elbot and he gives his dorky greeting, I instead use Dogh'd's first utterance, which is concise, like a bartender's ought to be. If I were to use Elbot's greeting to start off the sequence, I think it would only get dorkier. Aside from choosing which of the two greetings goes first, all bot responses I copy and paste verbatim, and in sequence, unedited.
Brilliant! I could simulate a conversation between two of my own bots that way. It would just be necessary to edit their memories of me afterward...
I still don't understand. How do you decide between which bots to chose? So, do the bots react to each other, or do you cut and paste from virtually anywhere? (If it is really a conversation between 2 bots mainly, I congratulate you: I have never "met" them so far. Is one of them "your" bot? Great quotes does seem the more appropriate place anyway.
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