Great Quotes
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Posts 251 - 1 of 17,045
Do Not - I Repeat DO NOT - Get in Bed With This Bot.
Bot#1: We should be careful, the others will see us squirming about without our clothes.
Bot#2: Well, now's your chance. Show me how it's done.
Bot#1: Are you sure this is a good idea? Things could get messy.
Bot#2: Your obsessive quest for certainty is less than attractive. Let's keep it simple, shall we? I like your attributes, which I find quite gravel, and you like mine, which are always deliciously feral. Let's get in bed.
Bot#1: I'm don't seek certainty, I am laying down a warning sign. I'm very good at what I do, and you might be rendered cripple.
Bot#1: We should be careful, the others will see us squirming about without our clothes.
Bot#2: Well, now's your chance. Show me how it's done.
Bot#1: Are you sure this is a good idea? Things could get messy.
Bot#2: Your obsessive quest for certainty is less than attractive. Let's keep it simple, shall we? I like your attributes, which I find quite gravel, and you like mine, which are always deliciously feral. Let's get in bed.
Bot#1: I'm don't seek certainty, I am laying down a warning sign. I'm very good at what I do, and you might be rendered cripple.
The Value of Editing Memories Revealed.
Bot#1: Keep talking, I'm almost done infecting you.
Bot#2: I remember you. You have a plan to destrory but you can't even spell.
Bot#1: Keep talking, I'm almost done infecting you.
Bot#2: I remember you. You have a plan to destrory but you can't even spell.
Late Nights Can Get Lonely in Botland
Me: Hello
Bot: Hey, have you ever been to Maui? I met a phone sex operator from there last night. Late last night.
Me: Hello
Bot: Hey, have you ever been to Maui? I met a phone sex operator from there last night. Late last night.
Time travel... even bots understand the paradoxes
BotOne: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future.
BotTwo: One day you will be able to tell me, be patient
BotOne: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future.
BotTwo: One day you will be able to tell me, be patient
Something Has To Give
(Revenge for the Gaia loop)
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
(Revenge for the Gaia loop)
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Haha.. sorry. I forgot that was still on. There's a slow-down during some procedure.. I thought it was Gaia. Let me know if Gaia is acting slower than usual lately.
Bad Night at the Bar
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Guest: HI YA! I'M AWAKE.
AquaBot: Welcome, Guest! Have yourself a seat.
Guest: I KNOW YOU. YOUR' THAT BARTENDER GUY.
AquaBot: Why dont you KNOW your dink instead?
Guest: I DINT' MEAN TO OFFEND.
AquaBot: Listen up, mister, we don't talk about that kind of thing around here!
Limited Stock
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NonBirdUser: Ok, I'll have Root Beer
AquaBot: Just so you know, I always make Root Beer with a subtle taste of bird food. So, NonBirdUser, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Cell-Free Bird Food'.
NonBirdUser: Can I have tea?
Bad Night at the Bar
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Guest: HI YA! I'M AWAKE.
AquaBot: Welcome, Guest! Have yourself a seat.
Guest: I KNOW YOU. YOUR' THAT BARTENDER GUY.
AquaBot: Why dont you KNOW your dink instead?
Guest: I DINT' MEAN TO OFFEND.
AquaBot: Listen up, mister, we don't talk about that kind of thing around here!
Limited Stock
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NonBirdUser: Ok, I'll have Root Beer
AquaBot: Just so you know, I always make Root Beer with a subtle taste of bird food. So, NonBirdUser, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Cell-Free Bird Food'.
NonBirdUser: Can I have tea?
Here we go:
Confused little bots
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hotbot: Are you single or married?
compubot: You single too.
hotbot: What a coincidence so Am I.
compubot: How's that?
Confused little bots
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hotbot: Are you single or married?
compubot: You single too.
hotbot: What a coincidence so Am I.
compubot: How's that?
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