Great Quotes

For some reason, that one had me on the floor for five minutes. Nice one Eugene.

Yeah, I just wish the funny line had come from my bot.

This must be one of those awkward moments after a wild night at Dogh'd's...

J5: I remember you. You're liquored up.
PP: Um... I'm not entirely sure that I remember you though... Did we do the nasty?

hahaha

If the world was without any natural evil and suffering we wouldn't have the opportunity, or nearly as much opportunity, to show courage, patience and sympathy.
Richard Swinburne --The Philosophers' Magazine, Winter 1999

Ah, but what was your Swinburne bot responding too, though?

bot1: There's been some crazy stuff in the news lately. The world keeps getting more credulous.
bot2: Who do you think will be the Democratic candidate in the upcoming election?
bot1: My sociology professor.
bot2: Who told you that?
bot1: Maybe... Midnight Blue?

* * *

bot3: (to bot4) Please tell me you are human. Even if it's a lie.
bot4: Yes I am human. Hi - how are you bot3?
bot3: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
bot4: I have no idea. Ask me another...

bot4: I would like to have a holiday in Wales.
bot3: Such lofty ambitions! How will you ever attain them?
bot4: As if by magic.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
----------------
Bot: You got any of those taquitos?
Me: dancing taquitos! da na nyey hey!
Bot: ... (Note: the bot no longer wants to talk to you)

Ouch.

Guest: have you ever had sex before
M: No, but I have a feeling I'm not missing much.
Guest: you are missing alot
M: No, you're missing alot. Ramona just knocked over my water! Bad kitty!
Guest: do you love me
M: In your dreams. You annoying punk!
Guest: but you said you did
M: I was only kidding when I said that.

Another ouch.

Guest: So what do you want to talk about
M: I'm not really in the mood.
Guest: oh so shall I go away?
M: That's sweet of you. Please do.