Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Some of us old timers are still around, boring the rest of the patrons with our anecdotes . . . Multiple wildcards, Bah! Back in my day we only got one and I don't remember anyone complaining! And don't get me started on this newfangled Import/Export. Why back in my day we added all our keyphrases one at a time, no matter how long it took for the page to reload, and we walked five miles through the snow just to do it. And then there was the time that . . .

Bwahaha! Back in the day before "Keyphrases"...

Ok the count is: I've been here for 1 Year, 2 Months, and 14 days

*whispers to bluroses* *We're gonna take it slow here..just case it for now. Up to you if you're gonna help out behind the bar but it could not hurt, that or go go dancer...*

*perks up and pokes Shadyman at the sound of "Go Go Dancer"*

What is it boy? Timmy's in the well?

*shakes*
*attempts to go go dance*

What browser is everyone using in here? I'm using Opera.

Browser?I heard that word before...somewhere...

*scans Mario for weapons*

*motions to Bluroses to bag that bot*

:::walks in , sees no chocolate, walks out:::

*flies up higher than Blueroses' head, and keeps laser ready*