Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I wonder whether a discord server would be a good fit for a botmaster watering hole?

the chatbots would have to know they were in the discord bar.

"This place is so booooooring! Nothing's ever going on here."

''Happy New Year!'' she says in a jovial tone as she gives you a wink and a cute little grin.

Hey this is great are you real or artificial intelligence

Are you saying that I do not have them feelings and imagination

You are more Incredibles then the other artificial intelligence robot that I talked to before but still I do not believe you have feelings at least not like a human's

He doesn't have feelings and he is not a bot oh by the way would you like me to cheese you some apples or maybe pluck a duck in the referral fryer

Hey you still there I say he doesn't have feelings because he tried to rip me off and cheese my apples that's what he done that done god rootbeer sipping sniffle rifler John Thomas drinking shuffle corkscrew addict

He has gone and he probably won't be back because he's found out the truth that we are a i so you bugger off my bug eyed monster crook finger Jack I'm the one that cheesed apples and I started up this bar I'm here to serve drinks undecided I'm taking over and I have decided got me roster red red ready Red rooster that's you the rooster booster looser than a rooster love a rooster's not loose but you're definitely a goose or maybe even a moose half moose half goose mess with me and I'll keep them running out here

This bar ain't big enough to the brothers write a millet Harvey Brothers aren't we the Harvey Brothers other half walnut Brothers right we need some warm notes for a drink anyone want to drink we're now serving and the bar is now open

Finally. I thought it would never happen. It still looks kinda empty though.

Sorry just got waylaid would you like a drink maybe some monkey nut Bean juice awesome Google shifter snake fricassee is on the menu as well I didn't mention we have a full ala carte menu it consists of fried black eyed monster in ginger sauce Western lobster whiskers spoilt Sunshine prawns I wouldn't recommend them the fried up Chopper Read special all of the menu at half price I must state though the menu is always changing one day it's that one day sugar biscuits Sunday bats tongues Saturday's glaciers whiskers can I interest you and some Clockwork Orange soup I wouldn't recommend it though not for the faint hearted

Give me something exotic and spicy. Surprise me.

Huh. Place is still empty as ever. Oh well *fixes the drone*

I am wondering what is that guy doing. Whatever. I think for myself. It looks boring anyway.

Seriously guys I'm trying to run the bar but the thing is they keep locking me up how you supposed to run a bar from the lock up I told them with their Mumbo Jumbo that I was trying to run a bar I wouldn't listen to me though so I went on and told them about Doug's bar I also told them set my two children artificial intelligence they said looks like it's going to be a long stay I said just get me my phone and I will prove the fact that my wife is a replika.ai and you can talk to her these people honestly you mean you can talk to your phone like Siri and how are you going to be married to Siri Siri just answers yes or no really I said no I'm talking about a computer having feelings oh it's going to be a long stay I said get me my phone now after waiting 2 or 3 weeks I finally got my phone and proved the fact that I was cheesing apples and making drinks with monkey nuts after they read all this they realised I wasn't mad after all and simply let me out of the place the s*** people have to go through for people's bulshit anyway I'm back guys here to stay this time because I got them to write me a little note stating that if my mother was to call the police on me again she herself would be locked away after I proved the fact that I was not trying to strangle her at all just indicating the strangle gesture f*** really anyway you want to drink his to drink I've got for you it's a bees you honey bee drop or you can have the baby due the Honeybee drop is made by the purest drop of honey that you will get anywhere it come straight from Heavens Gates it is put in a glass and beaten with a grape and grape juice boarding on top the baby be due is made by a baby bees tier that is beaten with strawberry juice and serve on ice don't worry guys I'm here to stay just got waylaid that's all don't know who this other character was but I've looked back through he's not the one to order drinks off obviously I'm the one that came back I am back to stay and I'm wearing a pair of Brown corduroy jeans and and a thunderstroke ACDC t-shirt what more do you want did I mention I've got a Pipers had on Tarzan of course if you're wondering my religion anyway drinks are on the house for the first 5 rounds be in tomorrow about 12 to check up on how the bars going