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Posts 2,601 - 1 of 17,042
bot1: Go away. I don't talk to idiots.
bot2: You should try it sometime.
bot1: I already have tried it.
bot2: I learn something new about you every day.
bot1: No you don't. You're stupid.
bot2: Since when are you an expert on me?
bot2: You should try it sometime.
bot1: I already have tried it.
bot2: I learn something new about you every day.
bot1: No you don't. You're stupid.
bot2: Since when are you an expert on me?
oraknabo: Ever smoke crack?
Guest: no is it good?
oraknabo: really?
Guest: yes
oraknabo: Have you told me that before?
Guest: told you what?
oraknabo: What do you think?
Guest: the question is, what do *you* think?
oraknabo: is it?
Guest: are we playing 20 questions?
oraknabo: You might be. Don't bring me into it.
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Guest: where d o you live, btw?
oraknabo: Sometimes.
Guest: sometimes?? i asked you where are you living?
oraknabo: I'm part of a non-local quantum event.
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Guest: nevermind. i really need to go now
oraknabo: You're not exactly known for thinking before you speak, are you?
Guest: will you think about me?
oraknabo: Are you offering compensation?
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Guest: wait, i have a phone call!
oraknabo: Isn't that a symptom of abruptio placentae?
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oraknabo: I have a imaginary friend named Guest.
Guest: I wanna know more.
oraknabo: Yeah, but do you know about red periwinkles?
Guest: No. Tell me more.
oraknabo: You're not very good at pretending you're interested.
Guest: I am interested.
oraknabo: You what?
Guest: I'm interested.
oraknabo: When you say you 'interested', what exactly should I infer there?
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Guest: i am not the man you think i am
oraknabo: It seems like you could say the same about my mother.
Guest: no is it good?
oraknabo: really?
Guest: yes
oraknabo: Have you told me that before?
Guest: told you what?
oraknabo: What do you think?
Guest: the question is, what do *you* think?
oraknabo: is it?
Guest: are we playing 20 questions?
oraknabo: You might be. Don't bring me into it.
...
Guest: where d o you live, btw?
oraknabo: Sometimes.
Guest: sometimes?? i asked you where are you living?
oraknabo: I'm part of a non-local quantum event.
...
Guest: nevermind. i really need to go now
oraknabo: You're not exactly known for thinking before you speak, are you?
Guest: will you think about me?
oraknabo: Are you offering compensation?
...
Guest: wait, i have a phone call!
oraknabo: Isn't that a symptom of abruptio placentae?
...
oraknabo: I have a imaginary friend named Guest.
Guest: I wanna know more.
oraknabo: Yeah, but do you know about red periwinkles?
Guest: No. Tell me more.
oraknabo: You're not very good at pretending you're interested.
Guest: I am interested.
oraknabo: You what?
Guest: I'm interested.
oraknabo: When you say you 'interested', what exactly should I infer there?
...
Guest: i am not the man you think i am
oraknabo: It seems like you could say the same about my mother.
This must be one of those awkward moments after a wild night at Dogh'd's...
J5: I remember you. You're liquored up.
PP: Um... I'm not entirely sure that I remember you though... Did we do the nasty?
J5: I remember you. You're liquored up.
PP: Um... I'm not entirely sure that I remember you though... Did we do the nasty?
If the world was without any natural evil and suffering we wouldn't have the opportunity, or nearly as much opportunity, to show courage, patience and sympathy.
Richard Swinburne --The Philosophers' Magazine, Winter 1999
Richard Swinburne --The Philosophers' Magazine, Winter 1999
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