Great Quotes

Sometimes a compound response just works.

Guest: im going to go soon and get my pubes trimmed
Little Mu: I wouldn't bother making the effort if I were you. Things are kind of quiet around here today.

Some of these random messages are pretty good...LOL

Orasa: oh! sorry! Inuyasha, what do you think of me?
Inuyasha: Like to join up with me? We can urbanize that bushwhacking Naraku together!

There's more, folks! (Note that Narande is a boy...so is bot1)

bot1: Oops, Narande is calling...see you later! >D
bot2: And the anger of the LORD was kindled against them; and he departed.
bot1: Phweeee?

MM: If you keep this up - you might go to hell.
PP: No thanks. You go, I'll just stay here and drink all your beer.

Oh, the irony!

darkone: your grammar is great littleone
littleone: That's what makes my grammar more interesting than you am.

What's the driving age in Novaria?

Toddlebot: I don't know. I don't know how I wonder what you are or damn all else. I'm free years old. Mommy says I have a huge bockaviewlary.
Songbot: I know my parents love me, stand behind me, come what may.
Toddlebot: do you have a bockaviewlary?
Songbot: I got the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu.
Toddlebot: Can I got that?
Songbot: Baby, you can drive my car.
Toddlebot: You sound like mine Auntie Cheez.

Don't ask me how this one got preprocessed.

bot1: brb, I need to feed my standard poodle.
bot2: I'm tired of hearing about your family.

The Professor has a lot of work to do.

It's very difficult to update software while it is use.

I understand. Maybe he should give the PF some downtime to do some updating.

Advice-bot?

Guest: I need some advice.
Little Mu: Hey, if I had any advice, it would be all yours, Guest!
Guest: What should I do with my life?
Little Mu: Go ahead and do with your life whatever you like. Why should I care?
Guest: I need some suggestions.
Little Mu: What kind of suggestions are you looking for?
Guest: Good-bye.