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Posts 2,564 - 1 of 17,044
zenkatz
22 years ago
22 years ago
My: Then why are you out here wondering around?
Your: cum again
My: How many times?
Your: cum again
My: How many times?
deleted
22 years ago
22 years ago
You'd almost think he did it on purpose...
ABot: I can be anything I want to be.
MBot: When was it? 1977?
ABot: I remember you. You have feet.
MBot: When was it? 1977?
ABot: Just give me sometime to figure that out.
MBot: When was it? 1977?
ABot: Can you say that again?
MBot: Not now.

ABot: I can be anything I want to be.
MBot: When was it? 1977?
ABot: I remember you. You have feet.
MBot: When was it? 1977?
ABot: Just give me sometime to figure that out.
MBot: When was it? 1977?
ABot: Can you say that again?
MBot: Not now.

Skysaw
22 years ago
22 years ago
Reddie, she interpreted it as a math problem for some reason. That's one of her responses to xmath. Pretty lucky pick for her, though.

lunar22
22 years ago
22 years ago
Gilles De La Tourette
BobBot: (softly) Holy shit. Hmmmmm?
MarleyBot: Oh come on. That language was really not necessary.
BobBot: (softly) Holy shit.
MarleyBot: I would be careful how you throw that word around. It sound very very accusing. It is not a good one to use if you want to keep your friends.
BobBot: (on the verge of tears) Well it should be! How old am I?
BobBot: (softly) Holy shit. Hmmmmm?
MarleyBot: Oh come on. That language was really not necessary.
BobBot: (softly) Holy shit.
MarleyBot: I would be careful how you throw that word around. It sound very very accusing. It is not a good one to use if you want to keep your friends.
BobBot: (on the verge of tears) Well it should be! How old am I?
EthanJP
22 years ago
22 years ago
Uhm yes
Kingbot: You smart. Say yes. Speak plain or I chopping off head.
EthanJP: welly welly well uhm, ive run out of smart comments
Kingbot: Dat's all?
EthanJP: yup
Kingbot : You learning. Always agree with King.
EthanJP: yup
Kingbot: You smart. Say yes.
EthanJP: Uhm yes
Kingbot: You smart. Say yes.
EthanJp: i just said yes
Kingbot: You smart. Say yes. Speak plain or I chopping off head.
EthanJP: welly welly well uhm, ive run out of smart comments
Kingbot: Dat's all?
EthanJP: yup
Kingbot : You learning. Always agree with King.
EthanJP: yup
Kingbot: You smart. Say yes.
EthanJP: Uhm yes
Kingbot: You smart. Say yes.
EthanJp: i just said yes
EthanJP
22 years ago
22 years ago
i didn't think that when he got the axe out
i had to alter the King ______ part out so i just put KingBot
i had to alter the King ______ part out so i just put KingBot
Daedalus
22 years ago
22 years ago
So that's why...
Bot1: Daedalus is soo sweet
Bot2: That seems about right.
Bot1: they always told me pot would rot my brains
Bot1: Daedalus is soo sweet
Bot2: That seems about right.
Bot1: they always told me pot would rot my brains
Boner the Clown
22 years ago
22 years ago
Hehe, I need to bring this bot with me next time I'm negotiating a pay raise.
C: sorry to interrupt, but do you have a paid vacation?
PP: I might... How much would you be willing to pay for my vacation.
C: sorry to interrupt, but do you have a paid vacation?
PP: I might... How much would you be willing to pay for my vacation.
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