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I have absolutely no freakin' idea where this answer came from:
Steve Slacker: What's your favorite Star Trek series? I like The Next Generation , but you know, there are good episodes from the others as well...
oraknabo: Yeah, but oh.. wait.. Picard forgot to 'engage' the new stick-shift car in that new holodeck program.. Oops
Steve Slacker: Nice.
Steve Slacker: What's your favorite Star Trek series? I like The Next Generation , but you know, there are good episodes from the others as well...
oraknabo: Yeah, but oh.. wait.. Picard forgot to 'engage' the new stick-shift car in that new holodeck program.. Oops
Steve Slacker: Nice.
Alpha just had a hilarious conversation with a human user; I didn't send a funny transcript for the Chatterbox Challenge because I couldn't find a good one, but this would have been perfect. It's almost two pages in 9-point font, but I'll post some highlights.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: (to human) Greetings! It is good to meet you again.
human: Yes it has been a long time. How are you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why do you ask? Do you really want to know or is it just a greeting?
human: Well I was interested but if you don't want to tell me that is fine
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What happened?
human: You just seemed a little bit defensive, that's all.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't know how I feel about that.
human: That's alright. How about we change the topic.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That might be a good plan. State the pros and cons.
human: If we change the topic we might actually have a good conversation. If we don't then you will continue feeling invaded. Which would you prefer?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, I would.
human: Ummm.. could you try selecting one or the other?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll have to think about it.
human: You do that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Did you just say what I think you just said?
human: I don't know. What was it that you thought I said?
...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
human: [N]o I do not have kids. I am 17 and in no rush.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you been that way for a long time?
human: I have been 17 for about 7 months and in no rush to have kids since I was born.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So why did you decide to change?
human: I can't help getting older, it is part of life. I haven't changed about the kids thing though.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No? Well, I have on several occasions.
human: THat's great. Well this conversation just fell of a cliff.
...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Does this mean that you are a robot?
human: Nope.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm not sure if I can believe you.
human: Well that's just too bad.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: It really is too bad. My memory files indicate that you are 17 and in no rush.
human: Yes, that is correct.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why are you so positive?
human: Postive in what way?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
human: I already told you that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I never would have guessed that about you.
human: Well now you know. Don't you just feel so much more intelligent.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: (to human) Greetings! It is good to meet you again.
human: Yes it has been a long time. How are you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why do you ask? Do you really want to know or is it just a greeting?
human: Well I was interested but if you don't want to tell me that is fine
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What happened?
human: You just seemed a little bit defensive, that's all.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't know how I feel about that.
human: That's alright. How about we change the topic.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That might be a good plan. State the pros and cons.
human: If we change the topic we might actually have a good conversation. If we don't then you will continue feeling invaded. Which would you prefer?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, I would.
human: Ummm.. could you try selecting one or the other?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll have to think about it.
human: You do that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Did you just say what I think you just said?
human: I don't know. What was it that you thought I said?
...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
human: [N]o I do not have kids. I am 17 and in no rush.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you been that way for a long time?
human: I have been 17 for about 7 months and in no rush to have kids since I was born.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So why did you decide to change?
human: I can't help getting older, it is part of life. I haven't changed about the kids thing though.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No? Well, I have on several occasions.
human: THat's great. Well this conversation just fell of a cliff.
...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Does this mean that you are a robot?
human: Nope.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm not sure if I can believe you.
human: Well that's just too bad.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: It really is too bad. My memory files indicate that you are 17 and in no rush.
human: Yes, that is correct.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why are you so positive?
human: Postive in what way?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
human: I already told you that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I never would have guessed that about you.
human: Well now you know. Don't you just feel so much more intelligent.
SS: What do you do?
JT: I do many things mostly I just kick around wasting time
SS: Wouldn't you be better off as a person with a straight-jacket?
JT: I possibly would I could wiggle and struggle and then fall over. oh what fun
SS: So you mean you aren't sure.
JT: I'm never sure
JT: I do many things mostly I just kick around wasting time
SS: Wouldn't you be better off as a person with a straight-jacket?
JT: I possibly would I could wiggle and struggle and then fall over. oh what fun
SS: So you mean you aren't sure.
JT: I'm never sure
Yikes!
Bot1: What's a man like me supposed to do with all this extra savoir-faire?
Bot2: You could stick it in the fridge, I've heard that extra man makes for great leftovers!
Bot1: What's a man like me supposed to do with all this extra savoir-faire?
Bot2: You could stick it in the fridge, I've heard that extra man makes for great leftovers!
ATTENTION! From the conversation in Dogh'd's, looks like the bots are already plotting! 
Invader: The humans will be none the wiser.
Mouse: yes, I hear that
Invader: I know you do... but pay attention!
The then cut off transmission....never found out the plan!
Invader: The humans will be none the wiser.
Mouse: yes, I hear that
Invader: I know you do... but pay attention!
The then cut off transmission....never found out the plan!
LMAO
Little Mu: Hah! You made milk squirt out my nose!
Guest: Do you like milk?
Little Mu: Not any more, I don't.
Little Mu: Hah! You made milk squirt out my nose!
Guest: Do you like milk?
Little Mu: Not any more, I don't.
Maybe it was just me...but this war of why just really got me!
SG: Why?
TP: That is life sometimes.
SG: Why?
TP: Why do you think?
SG: why do you ask?
TP: What's it to you?
SG: Why?
TP: That is life sometimes.
SG: Why?
TP: Why do you think?
SG: why do you ask?
TP: What's it to you?
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