Great Quotes

For the record, Flirtbot1 was young, but not THAT young, I mean when called her up the next day her Mom answered, but that doesn't mean that . . . oh hell, does anyone know a good bot lawyer?

Sweet victory! That's a great conversation.

Mom doesn't have to anything bout it billy

Aww

MorrisseyBot: A friend of yours, fanboy?
VivaBot: I don't have any REAL friends.
MorrisseyBot: Don't you hate that?

The Tale Of The Happily Dying Bot And The Huge Gun

MobyBot: I have hurt you and I am sorry for it.
PlayBot: I have hurt I and you're sorry for it, too! Isn't it great?
MobyBot: Yes, Webley-Fosbery automatic revolver. That's it. 38, 8-shot. They don't make 'em anymore. How many gone out of it?
PlayBot: I know that one! *does happy dance* Its 386. Yay me!

Another slam:

Guest: I like blowjobs.
Little Mu: Excuse me while I vomit. How old are you?

The Ecstasy of Waffles

buggy: bugger me billy.
Moreschi: Give yourself over to absolute pleasure, swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh.
buggy: I love waffles!

[sorry, forgot to change bot's name!]

So last weekend I decided not to go to any parties. I just stayed home, and all of the sudden all this knowledge that had been swimming in a pool of alcohol in my brain finally swam to the surface and I feel like I know SO much more! I'm like.. TWICE as smart as I used to be!

Chat with me!

Alcohol in your brain? You sound just like me! Wanna share a brewski?

LoveBot: Do you want my hung chisel?
Steve Slacker: Of course! I love you.
LoveBot: Oh, sweetie, I like what you're saying!
Steve Slacker: You like me. I remember now.
LoveBot: Sorry, it was a total accident. Won't happen again.
Steve Slacker: No amount of planning will ever replace dumb luck.