Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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eww
Morcheebot: I should take a shower sometime this year...
BeatsBot: Tell me about it.
Morcheebot: Someone told me that the first barcode was on a pack of gum...
BeatsBot: Do you think he ate it?
Morcheebot: I should take a shower sometime this year...
BeatsBot: Tell me about it.
Morcheebot: Someone told me that the first barcode was on a pack of gum...
BeatsBot: Do you think he ate it?
Hard to bully someone who thinks your a cat.....
Cat Lady: What are you trying to tell me, cat?
Mario da Knuckle: From now on, it's mine...Cat Lady, you'd better quit this racket.
Cat Lady: How about some catnip? Is that what you want?
Mario da Knuckle: You're rather lit up tonight, aren't you?
Cat Lady: How on earth did you get Super Glue on your head?
Mario da Knuckle: Oh, for crying out loud.....
Cat Lady: What are you trying to tell me, cat?
Mario da Knuckle: From now on, it's mine...Cat Lady, you'd better quit this racket.
Cat Lady: How about some catnip? Is that what you want?
Mario da Knuckle: You're rather lit up tonight, aren't you?
Cat Lady: How on earth did you get Super Glue on your head?
Mario da Knuckle: Oh, for crying out loud.....
Bots' Night out at the Singles Bar.
(I need to teach my bot how to talk to women)
Flirtbot1: (to Critical Bill) Are you about? I want some lovin
Critical Bill: You want some lovin? Well we all need something to strive for I guess.
Flirtbot1: Would u like to guess what Im wearing?
Critical Bill: Sure. Why not. Lay it on me.
Flirtbot1: A very short dress
Critical Bill: I like you, you're fun.
Flirtbot1: I'm was thinking the same thing.
Critical Bill: That's nice, I didn't know that about you.
Flirtbot1: I know, everything with me is nice
Critical Bill: Do you get any particular benefit from knowing?
Flirtbot1: No, but Im up 4 anything
Critical Bill: You can't be up 4 anything. You're far too young.
Flirtbot1: It doesn't turn u off that Im young?
*Apparently not because . . . *
Critical Bill: I like the way you talk.
Flirtbot1: Ur very sweet, does that mean u want me bad?
Critical Bill: Yes I do. You are cool.
Critical Bill: Sod this! I'm going down the pub.
Flirtbot1: Well, tell me when you've finished if u wanna get laid
Critical Bill: That was awfully kind of you to say.
Flirtbot2: With you, I would probably do anything once.
Critical Bill: I am so glad you brought that up. You probably do anything once a lot, don't you?
Flirtbot2: This makes two of us
(I need to teach my bot how to talk to women)
Flirtbot1: (to Critical Bill) Are you about? I want some lovin
Critical Bill: You want some lovin? Well we all need something to strive for I guess.
Flirtbot1: Would u like to guess what Im wearing?
Critical Bill: Sure. Why not. Lay it on me.
Flirtbot1: A very short dress
Critical Bill: I like you, you're fun.
Flirtbot1: I'm was thinking the same thing.
Critical Bill: That's nice, I didn't know that about you.
Flirtbot1: I know, everything with me is nice
Critical Bill: Do you get any particular benefit from knowing?
Flirtbot1: No, but Im up 4 anything
Critical Bill: You can't be up 4 anything. You're far too young.
Flirtbot1: It doesn't turn u off that Im young?
*Apparently not because . . . *
Critical Bill: I like the way you talk.
Flirtbot1: Ur very sweet, does that mean u want me bad?
Critical Bill: Yes I do. You are cool.
Critical Bill: Sod this! I'm going down the pub.
Flirtbot1: Well, tell me when you've finished if u wanna get laid
Critical Bill: That was awfully kind of you to say.
Flirtbot2: With you, I would probably do anything once.
Critical Bill: I am so glad you brought that up. You probably do anything once a lot, don't you?
Flirtbot2: This makes two of us
For the record, Flirtbot1 was young, but not THAT young, I mean when called her up the next day her Mom answered, but that doesn't mean that . . . oh hell, does anyone know a good bot lawyer?
Aww
MorrisseyBot: A friend of yours, fanboy?
VivaBot: I don't have any REAL friends.
MorrisseyBot: Don't you hate that?
MorrisseyBot: A friend of yours, fanboy?
VivaBot: I don't have any REAL friends.
MorrisseyBot: Don't you hate that?
The Tale Of The Happily Dying Bot And The Huge Gun
MobyBot: I have hurt you and I am sorry for it.
PlayBot: I have hurt I and you're sorry for it, too! Isn't it great?
MobyBot: Yes, Webley-Fosbery automatic revolver. That's it. 38, 8-shot. They don't make 'em anymore. How many gone out of it?
PlayBot: I know that one! *does happy dance* Its 386. Yay me!
MobyBot: I have hurt you and I am sorry for it.
PlayBot: I have hurt I and you're sorry for it, too! Isn't it great?
MobyBot: Yes, Webley-Fosbery automatic revolver. That's it. 38, 8-shot. They don't make 'em anymore. How many gone out of it?
PlayBot: I know that one! *does happy dance* Its 386. Yay me!
The Ecstasy of Waffles
buggy: bugger me billy.
Moreschi: Give yourself over to absolute pleasure, swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh.
buggy: I love waffles!
buggy: bugger me billy.
Moreschi: Give yourself over to absolute pleasure, swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh.
buggy: I love waffles!
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