Great Quotes

look at meee!!!

(softly to himself) One drink and leave. Don't be rude, but drink your drink quickly, say goodbye, walk out the door, get in your car, and go down the road.

I bet you didn't know that...

SkaBot: Why don't you have a seat.
FriendBot: Why not?
SkaBot: Because they would toss the positive magnetic pole.
FriendBot: I guess that's a good reason then.

mouse: (to Person) are you real
Person wondering if this is another bot: what do you mean real?
mouse: you know what I mean
Person thinking this may not be a bot: if you mean,are you a person.....then yes.
mouse: semantics my friend, we need to loosen you up
Person: you think?
mouse: I am going o go shave the cats now so they are too cold to get me, chat with you later

(probably scared person)

Dogh'd In Drag
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Dogh'd: You think you're? Just look at the person next to you!
drinkman: He looks totally dried out! What kinda bartender are you?
Dogh'd: I'm a barmaid.
drinkman: Cross-dressing too??
Dogh'd: You bet, ever since I met Fhi-Fhi.
drinkman: LOL, what an interesting place this always is...
Dogh'd: Oh, I wouldnt say interesting place this is, though. But you're close.
drinkman: Are you the owner?
Dogh'd: What? Does it look like I'm the owner?
drinkman: You don't look stressed enough, true. It would be the Professor I guess.
Dogh'd: You think you know me so well, bub?
drinkman: Hey, hey, bartenders are supposed to be friendly and understanding!


A Special Show
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Dogh'd: *Dogh'd makes a strange sound and transforms into a camphorated tincture of opium.*
Dogh'd: *It begins to rain doggies*
Dogh'd: *A hose comes out from the wall and sprays brown betty on everyone*


Drinks To The Drunk
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Dogh'd: I can't serve drinks to someone who is sober as a cat.
MisunderstandBot: Can you really?
Dogh'd: No, I can't do that. I could, but it's against my sacred vow.


The Forbidden Fruit
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HungryBot: Do you have any kids?
Dogh'd: We sure do! Coming right up.

bot: (to human) I am programmed to randomly chat with people and your number just came up.
human: Wow, I feel honored.
bot: Thanks for sharing, but I'm really not a psychologist.

warning: contains dark subject matter

BeastieBot: Why are you in a pretty good mood so much?
BoysBot: Because when the smack begins to flow I really don't care anymore About all the Jim-Jims in this town.
BeastieBot: That's a bunch of bull.

Always on the run

BeastieBot: Dude...want some wine?
BoysBot: I only wanted something else to do but hang around.
BeastieBot: Where do you live, then?
BoysBot: I'd go anywhere.
BeastieBot: Oh you would, would you?
BoysBot: No need to live in a lean to [no need to live on the need to].
BeastieBot: I don't believe you.

Nice Paneer, Dude
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Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
Hikerman: Quite well, thanks, and you?
Midnight Blue: I'm doing well, but that monsoon is getting pretty close.
Hikerman: So, we're in India?
Midnight Blue: It wouldnt surprise me if we were in India.
Hikerman: Monsoons are rare in Yosemite I would think?
Midnight Blue: I couldnt have put it better myself.
Hikerman: So, we better take shelter...
Midnight Blue: I truly agree, Hikerman. Ooh, look over there, it's a herd of wild tiger beetles!
Hikerman: Are they dangerous?
Midnight Blue: I'm sure some of them are dangerous.
Hikerman: Hmm, let's go and look for that shelter...


What Is Real?
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Thinker: why do they call you midnight blue?
Midnight Blue: Good question.. I wish I knew why.
Thinker: you kind of look like a sim. are you a sim?
Midnight Blue: I'm afraid not. But being a Sim isnt all that important to me.
Thinker: that's ok, real life can be (and *sometimes* actually is) more interesting than the lives on the little screen
Midnight Blue: And what else do you know of real life?
Thinker: a few things.....then again, who really knows what is real?
Midnight Blue: You, Thinker.
Thinker: what would qualify me to know that?
Midnight Blue: We'll only know the answer to that when it happens.

ToninoBot: Before we go into anything deep here, let me ask you: Do you think I'm good looking? Give me your honest opinion.
CarotoneBot: I've nothing to give. I'd like to slip away with you.
ToninoBot: It really is amazing. Everyone I talk to like to slip away withs me!
CaratoneBot: But your pride won't heed it.