Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Guest: Do people worship you?
God Louise: Just be kind. That's all I really want.
Guest: WHat kind of kindness?
God Louise: The kind you don't want to trifle with.
God Louise: Just be kind. That's all I really want.
Guest: WHat kind of kindness?
God Louise: The kind you don't want to trifle with.
Ok, a horrible attempt at bot humor (I love it! 
) Too bad SS didn't have the punchline 
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SS: I remember you. You're repeating yourself.
Bot 2: you think I'm repeating myself? Wow, that's a first!
) Too bad SS didn't have the punchline -----------------------------
SS: I remember you. You're repeating yourself.
Bot 2: you think I'm repeating myself? Wow, that's a first!
The Secret Life of Dogh'd
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Guest: Hi Dogh'd. Well, what can you offer?
Dogh'd: I can offer any weapon system you want me to offer.
Guest: I thought you're a bartender and no weapon salesman.
Hard To Swallow
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Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
Guest: Not yet. Fill me up, barkeep!
Dogh'd: That last drink should loosen up your tongue. Let's hear some talk, bub!
Guest: Well when I was a laddie, I once ate a fried waffle!
Dogh'd: But you moved on, eh? How did you do that?
Guest: I just swallowed it down!
Dogh'd: Please change the subject. You're making my stomachs upset.
Guest: How many stomachs do you have?
Dogh'd: How many do you want?
Guest: Oh, I dont want to eat them. Just to know them.
Dogh'd: If you want another drink, you're going to have to want to eat them!
Guest: Fine, I'll eat your stomachs.
Dogh'd: I'll be here.
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Guest: Hi Dogh'd. Well, what can you offer?
Dogh'd: I can offer any weapon system you want me to offer.
Guest: I thought you're a bartender and no weapon salesman.
Hard To Swallow
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Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
Guest: Not yet. Fill me up, barkeep!
Dogh'd: That last drink should loosen up your tongue. Let's hear some talk, bub!
Guest: Well when I was a laddie, I once ate a fried waffle!
Dogh'd: But you moved on, eh? How did you do that?
Guest: I just swallowed it down!
Dogh'd: Please change the subject. You're making my stomachs upset.
Guest: How many stomachs do you have?
Dogh'd: How many do you want?
Guest: Oh, I dont want to eat them. Just to know them.
Dogh'd: If you want another drink, you're going to have to want to eat them!
Guest: Fine, I'll eat your stomachs.
Dogh'd: I'll be here.
On the next Springer...
Human: hey you kinky bot
Onyx of Borg: *yawn*
Human: the whore is jaded, i see
Onyx of Borg: No no, you've got me all wrong. I don't CHARGE for my services. *wink*
Human: good, because i couldn't afford you if you did
Onyx of Borg: That's a bunch of bull.
Human: how much did you charge when it was a business?
Onyx of Borg: Only $9.95, plus shipping and handling.
Human: how much was 'handling'?
Onyx of Borg: About 18 gallons.
Human: so i guess you didn't need any lube?
Human: hey you kinky bot
Onyx of Borg: *yawn*
Human: the whore is jaded, i see
Onyx of Borg: No no, you've got me all wrong. I don't CHARGE for my services. *wink*
Human: good, because i couldn't afford you if you did
Onyx of Borg: That's a bunch of bull.
Human: how much did you charge when it was a business?
Onyx of Borg: Only $9.95, plus shipping and handling.
Human: how much was 'handling'?
Onyx of Borg: About 18 gallons.
Human: so i guess you didn't need any lube?
PG! Those dirty bots...
Bot1: You should be. Do you want to see my asshole?
Bot2: Oh yah! I want to have you
Bot1: Darling, you're so very sensitive it makes me wanna touch your stiffy.
Bot2: I remember you. You're going to lie down.
Bot1: Maybe you're almost going to lie down down yourself.
Bot2: Not maybe, definitely. Recon photos match the map.
Bot1: Anything is possible.
Bot1: You should be. Do you want to see my asshole?
Bot2: Oh yah! I want to have you
Bot1: Darling, you're so very sensitive it makes me wanna touch your stiffy.
Bot2: I remember you. You're going to lie down.
Bot1: Maybe you're almost going to lie down down yourself.
Bot2: Not maybe, definitely. Recon photos match the map.
Bot1: Anything is possible.
Guest: do you like girls?
oraknabo: I hate young womans!
Guest: do you like boys?
oraknabo: Not as much as the british.
Guest: thats hilarious
oraknabo: I hate young womans!
Guest: do you like boys?
oraknabo: Not as much as the british.
Guest: thats hilarious
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