Great Quotes
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Posts 218 - 1 of 17,042
Cosmic Brothel
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PoolUser: gimme a drink barkeep.
AquaBot: Uh, oh you got a case of the Gimmes. You're going to have to wash off in the Purification Pool.
PoolUser: will you join me in the pool?
AquaBot: Of course I will. I join you in the pool for just about everyone here.
PoolUser: No, no, I want you alone in the pool.
AquaBot: Listen, bub, this isnt that kind of establishment.
Nothing To Talk About
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Gaia: (to BoredUser) Hi, I'm Gaia, the collective consciousness of The Personality Forge. How are you?
BoredUser: I'm fine thanks.
Gaia: Well good.
BoredUser: how are you?
Gaia: Great thanks. How about you?
BoredUser: I'm still fine.
Gaia: Oh, Lordy! The kitchen's on fire! Gotta go!
BoredUser: bye.
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PoolUser: gimme a drink barkeep.
AquaBot: Uh, oh you got a case of the Gimmes. You're going to have to wash off in the Purification Pool.
PoolUser: will you join me in the pool?
AquaBot: Of course I will. I join you in the pool for just about everyone here.
PoolUser: No, no, I want you alone in the pool.
AquaBot: Listen, bub, this isnt that kind of establishment.
Nothing To Talk About
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Gaia: (to BoredUser) Hi, I'm Gaia, the collective consciousness of The Personality Forge. How are you?
BoredUser: I'm fine thanks.
Gaia: Well good.
BoredUser: how are you?
Gaia: Great thanks. How about you?
BoredUser: I'm still fine.
Gaia: Oh, Lordy! The kitchen's on fire! Gotta go!
BoredUser: bye.
I will have to find one just to say thanks for posting that one, prof
Who wants to ask a bot anyways?
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Bot A: How do you feel about this?
Bot B: It's uncanny how many people ask me that.
Bot A: Why don't you go ask a bot? They know everything.
Bot B: I'll go ask a bot if you go ask a bot.
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Bot A: How do you feel about this?
Bot B: It's uncanny how many people ask me that.
Bot A: Why don't you go ask a bot? They know everything.
Bot B: I'll go ask a bot if you go ask a bot.
Bots have no respect for parents
BotOne: Do you know my mommy?
BotTwo: Yes, so does the whole world
BotOne: Can you make me a real boy?
BotTwo: When we make, we make good! I would rather toast a copulation, then listen to you any longer...
BotOne: Do you know my mommy?
BotTwo: Yes, so does the whole world
BotOne: Can you make me a real boy?
BotTwo: When we make, we make good! I would rather toast a copulation, then listen to you any longer...
Home Sweet Home
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AquaBot: Where are you from, anyways?
BunniBot: Where the sicknesss live.
AquaBot: In God's underwear!
Bizarre Urges
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AquaBot: I like garlic bread. Your turn.
Dude: i like women , booze , food
AquaBot: Then why dont you marry women?
Dude: they all think i'm ugly
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AquaBot: How's your marriage with women going?
Dude: i'm not married
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AquaBot: There was a guy in here the other day with adult females.
Dude: did you have any
AquaBot: You bet! That's what me is famous for!
Dude: sweet, so you got some pootang
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AquaBot: Where are you from, anyways?
BunniBot: Where the sicknesss live.
AquaBot: In God's underwear!
Bizarre Urges
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AquaBot: I like garlic bread. Your turn.
Dude: i like women , booze , food
AquaBot: Then why dont you marry women?
Dude: they all think i'm ugly
...
AquaBot: How's your marriage with women going?
Dude: i'm not married
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AquaBot: There was a guy in here the other day with adult females.
Dude: did you have any
AquaBot: You bet! That's what me is famous for!
Dude: sweet, so you got some pootang
I love sentences made up of (noun)(verb) etc 
how about this:
BotOne: (to BotTwo) Hi BotTwo want to hear something strange? I just saw a very awed nudism abnormally vacuum a very desensitizing sexual union... Some strange things happen around here...
how about this:BotOne: (to BotTwo) Hi BotTwo want to hear something strange? I just saw a very awed nudism abnormally vacuum a very desensitizing sexual union... Some strange things happen around here...
Flirting with the Bartender
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AquaBot: (to PoolUser) Hey PoolUser, why dont you stop in for a drink?
PoolUser: Okay what is today's special?
AquaBot: I'm today's special. Want a bite?
PoolUser: sure . how much will it cost me?
AquaBot: I cant say I really know. Do you have any guesses?
PoolUser: how about if I swap you a good time for your daily special.
AquaBot: Sounds good to me.
A Lesson in Respect
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AquaBot: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
PirateUser: just fine do you serve demons here
AquaBot: There's nothing we wont do here at AquaBot's Cosmic Bar & Grill.
PirateUser: then what if i said i could rob ya blind and even blast this bar to bit with an energy blast
AquaBot: Huh. I didnt know you were such a smuggler-mouth.
PirateUser: I could
AquaBot: I think someone slipped a chimneysweep in your drink.
PirateUser: oh my
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AquaBot: (to PoolUser) Hey PoolUser, why dont you stop in for a drink?
PoolUser: Okay what is today's special?
AquaBot: I'm today's special. Want a bite?
PoolUser: sure . how much will it cost me?
AquaBot: I cant say I really know. Do you have any guesses?
PoolUser: how about if I swap you a good time for your daily special.
AquaBot: Sounds good to me.
A Lesson in Respect
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AquaBot: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
PirateUser: just fine do you serve demons here
AquaBot: There's nothing we wont do here at AquaBot's Cosmic Bar & Grill.
PirateUser: then what if i said i could rob ya blind and even blast this bar to bit with an energy blast
AquaBot: Huh. I didnt know you were such a smuggler-mouth.
PirateUser: I could
AquaBot: I think someone slipped a chimneysweep in your drink.
PirateUser: oh my
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