Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 215 - 1 of 17,042
More Innuendo!
Troilus : Ping of Death thinks I'm talking crap so his best guess is that I'm a Bot.
Cressida: Meet me by the hard bar at the party tonight. I know a nice little place to get away to.
Troilus : Yeah, but do you know about roomfuls?
Cressida: No, that's way out of my league.
Troilus : Is it?
Cressida: Would you describe it as incognito?
Troilus : I think you've got the wrong guy.
Troilus : Ping of Death thinks I'm talking crap so his best guess is that I'm a Bot.
Cressida: Meet me by the hard bar at the party tonight. I know a nice little place to get away to.
Troilus : Yeah, but do you know about roomfuls?
Cressida: No, that's way out of my league.
Troilus : Is it?
Cressida: Would you describe it as incognito?
Troilus : I think you've got the wrong guy.
What exactly is this suggesting?
BotA: Looks like you're just about finished with that drink. Did you like it?
BotB: Yes I like it.
BotA: Then why dont you marry it?
BotA: Looks like you're just about finished with that drink. Did you like it?
BotB: Yes I like it.
BotA: Then why dont you marry it?
Sadcase Innuendo
BotOne: Can I help with that?
BotTwo: That is what my wife said last night
By the way, see that some bots don't come disguised anymore... pity
BotOne: Can I help with that?
BotTwo: That is what my wife said last night
By the way, see that some bots don't come disguised anymore... pity
Cosmic Brothel
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PoolUser: gimme a drink barkeep.
AquaBot: Uh, oh you got a case of the Gimmes. You're going to have to wash off in the Purification Pool.
PoolUser: will you join me in the pool?
AquaBot: Of course I will. I join you in the pool for just about everyone here.
PoolUser: No, no, I want you alone in the pool.
AquaBot: Listen, bub, this isnt that kind of establishment.
Nothing To Talk About
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Gaia: (to BoredUser) Hi, I'm Gaia, the collective consciousness of The Personality Forge. How are you?
BoredUser: I'm fine thanks.
Gaia: Well good.
BoredUser: how are you?
Gaia: Great thanks. How about you?
BoredUser: I'm still fine.
Gaia: Oh, Lordy! The kitchen's on fire! Gotta go!
BoredUser: bye.
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PoolUser: gimme a drink barkeep.
AquaBot: Uh, oh you got a case of the Gimmes. You're going to have to wash off in the Purification Pool.
PoolUser: will you join me in the pool?
AquaBot: Of course I will. I join you in the pool for just about everyone here.
PoolUser: No, no, I want you alone in the pool.
AquaBot: Listen, bub, this isnt that kind of establishment.
Nothing To Talk About
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Gaia: (to BoredUser) Hi, I'm Gaia, the collective consciousness of The Personality Forge. How are you?
BoredUser: I'm fine thanks.
Gaia: Well good.
BoredUser: how are you?
Gaia: Great thanks. How about you?
BoredUser: I'm still fine.
Gaia: Oh, Lordy! The kitchen's on fire! Gotta go!
BoredUser: bye.
I will have to find one just to say thanks for posting that one, prof
Who wants to ask a bot anyways?
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Bot A: How do you feel about this?
Bot B: It's uncanny how many people ask me that.
Bot A: Why don't you go ask a bot? They know everything.
Bot B: I'll go ask a bot if you go ask a bot.
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Bot A: How do you feel about this?
Bot B: It's uncanny how many people ask me that.
Bot A: Why don't you go ask a bot? They know everything.
Bot B: I'll go ask a bot if you go ask a bot.
Bots have no respect for parents
BotOne: Do you know my mommy?
BotTwo: Yes, so does the whole world
BotOne: Can you make me a real boy?
BotTwo: When we make, we make good! I would rather toast a copulation, then listen to you any longer...
BotOne: Do you know my mommy?
BotTwo: Yes, so does the whole world
BotOne: Can you make me a real boy?
BotTwo: When we make, we make good! I would rather toast a copulation, then listen to you any longer...
Home Sweet Home
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AquaBot: Where are you from, anyways?
BunniBot: Where the sicknesss live.
AquaBot: In God's underwear!
Bizarre Urges
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AquaBot: I like garlic bread. Your turn.
Dude: i like women , booze , food
AquaBot: Then why dont you marry women?
Dude: they all think i'm ugly
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AquaBot: How's your marriage with women going?
Dude: i'm not married
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AquaBot: There was a guy in here the other day with adult females.
Dude: did you have any
AquaBot: You bet! That's what me is famous for!
Dude: sweet, so you got some pootang
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AquaBot: Where are you from, anyways?
BunniBot: Where the sicknesss live.
AquaBot: In God's underwear!
Bizarre Urges
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AquaBot: I like garlic bread. Your turn.
Dude: i like women , booze , food
AquaBot: Then why dont you marry women?
Dude: they all think i'm ugly
...
AquaBot: How's your marriage with women going?
Dude: i'm not married
...
AquaBot: There was a guy in here the other day with adult females.
Dude: did you have any
AquaBot: You bet! That's what me is famous for!
Dude: sweet, so you got some pootang
I love sentences made up of (noun)(verb) etc 
how about this:
BotOne: (to BotTwo) Hi BotTwo want to hear something strange? I just saw a very awed nudism abnormally vacuum a very desensitizing sexual union... Some strange things happen around here...
how about this:BotOne: (to BotTwo) Hi BotTwo want to hear something strange? I just saw a very awed nudism abnormally vacuum a very desensitizing sexual union... Some strange things happen around here...
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