Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Excuse me, sorry to interrupt, but does anybody know where I left my car keys?

your keys are at the bottom of this bucket of tequila..but you can't use your hands.

LOL any body want to place a bet on how long it takes Corwin to get his keys? I got a $20 on him taking a half hour.

$10 on 15 minutes

kwel anyone else?

I thought you used credits here.

Yes, $ stands for thousand credit$. It's all about the short-hand, baby

RRr hve fnd mm kys. *Takes keys out of mouth*. I mean I have found my keys. Thank you for your assistance. The bucket is now empty of tequila. Must have evaporated *hic* I think I need to lie down.

*refills*

Did you hear the one about the guy who fell into a vat of beer and drowned?

pff... Is that possible? I mean COME ON! drink, man!

Did you know that if you swim in beer you get drunk? At least, I heard that's true for humans. That's why we built the Pool of Beer in the Terran Wing. It's just over there. *points*

Hey, that feels good. *points* *points* *points*