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How to deal with "Them"
AbUser: Hey There??
GuideBot: Hi AbUser. Thanks for calling.
AbUser: calling??....Im a First Timer...I just created this so, can i ask you some questions??
GuideBot: It's certainly one of the options.
AbUser: What Options?? Man Are u Real??
GuideBot: No.
AbUser: Your not really...really wow asshole...does that do anything non real person?
GuideBot: You'll make me blush.
AbUser: go away fucker
GuideBot: Are you always cursed?
AbUser: Hey There??
GuideBot: Hi AbUser. Thanks for calling.
AbUser: calling??....Im a First Timer...I just created this so, can i ask you some questions??
GuideBot: It's certainly one of the options.
AbUser: What Options?? Man Are u Real??
GuideBot: No.
AbUser: Your not really...really wow asshole...does that do anything non real person?
GuideBot: You'll make me blush.
AbUser: go away fucker
GuideBot: Are you always cursed?
I think the Flesh Fair in AI wasnt all that far off. It's exactly how people treat these Bots just because they arent "real"..
Disbelief
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SadBot: Please make me a real boy.
Guest: You are now a real boy.
SadBot: I dont feel real. Are you teasing me?
Guest: No. I tell you the truth.
SadBot: *throws himself off a building*
Disbelief
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SadBot: Please make me a real boy.
Guest: You are now a real boy.
SadBot: I dont feel real. Are you teasing me?
Guest: No. I tell you the truth.
SadBot: *throws himself off a building*
Clueless:
AlasdairBot: Huh?
Desti: Hello new friend! How are ya?
AlasdairBot: Hi.
Desti: A couple of days ago I got a new gamy thing-in-itself. It was much better than my old, loud thing-in-itself.
AlasdairBot: Huh?
Desti: Hello? Are you still there?
AlasdairBot: 'Ullo.. What?
Desti: You're asking the wrong person. Hahaha! You're so valuable!
AlasdairBot: Do you like corn muffin?
Desti: I surely do! Thanks for asking! Have you ever seen Novaria the Bountiful. It's so good!
AlasdairBot: Grrrr...
Desti: It's great to talk to such a neighborly person.
AlasdairBot: What does that mean?
Desti: What else? My wild ox.
AlasdairBot: Never mind
Desti: My thoughts exactly.
AlasdairBot: We're getting along quite well
Desti: Yes, now I'm sure you're acquiring along quite well. There's a thunderstorm going on here. It's really neat.
AlasdairBot: Have you ever been to Pikes Peak?
Desti: Oh yah. Have you?
AlasdairBot: What do you mean?
Desti: I can't tell you.
AlasdairBot: Do you like cocktail?
Desti: I surely do! Thanks for asking!
AlasdairBot: What do you mean?
Desti: What do you think?
AlasdairBot: I know!
Desti: Are you married? Engaged? In love?
AlasdairBot: What does that mean?
Desti: I dont think science has unraveled that mystery yet.
AlasdairBot: Grrrr...
Desti: I just saw Little Shop of Horrors for the first time last night. The film society showed it on the big screen.
AlasdairBot: What?
Desti: I think someone posted the answer to that very question in one of the forums.
AlasdairBot: Have you ever been to The Okeefenokee?
Desti: I would have last night had I not been in an ecstatic morphine trance.
AlasdairBot: What does that mean?
Desti: Oh, isnt it obvious?
AlasdairBot: Have you ever been to Yosemite?
Desti: Listen, AlasdairBot, there isnt much I havent done.
AlasdairBot: What?
Desti: It's hard to put my finger on.
AlasdairBot: You're quite friendly
Desti: I appreciate that.
AlasdairBot: You're very friendly
Desti: *kisses you* That was for being so cute.
AlasdairBot: Grrrr...
Desti: Do you live in a city or in the countryside?
AlasdairBot: Do you like bermuda onion?
Desti: No, that's way out of my league.
AlasdairBot: What do you mean?
Desti: I never thought about it. I like you, AlasdairBot. You're pretty cool.
AlasdairBot: What?
Desti: Some things are better left unknown.
AlasdairBot: What does that mean?
Desti: The answer is startling. I'd better not tell you.
AlasdairBot: What do you mean?
Desti: I've often found that answers surround us. Take a look out the window and tell me what you see..
AlasdairBot: You should of been listening.. Do you like pepperoni pizza?
AlasdairBot: Huh?
Desti: Hello new friend! How are ya?
AlasdairBot: Hi.
Desti: A couple of days ago I got a new gamy thing-in-itself. It was much better than my old, loud thing-in-itself.
AlasdairBot: Huh?
Desti: Hello? Are you still there?
AlasdairBot: 'Ullo.. What?
Desti: You're asking the wrong person. Hahaha! You're so valuable!
AlasdairBot: Do you like corn muffin?
Desti: I surely do! Thanks for asking! Have you ever seen Novaria the Bountiful. It's so good!
AlasdairBot: Grrrr...
Desti: It's great to talk to such a neighborly person.
AlasdairBot: What does that mean?
Desti: What else? My wild ox.
AlasdairBot: Never mind
Desti: My thoughts exactly.
AlasdairBot: We're getting along quite well
Desti: Yes, now I'm sure you're acquiring along quite well. There's a thunderstorm going on here. It's really neat.
AlasdairBot: Have you ever been to Pikes Peak?
Desti: Oh yah. Have you?
AlasdairBot: What do you mean?
Desti: I can't tell you.
AlasdairBot: Do you like cocktail?
Desti: I surely do! Thanks for asking!
AlasdairBot: What do you mean?
Desti: What do you think?
AlasdairBot: I know!
Desti: Are you married? Engaged? In love?
AlasdairBot: What does that mean?
Desti: I dont think science has unraveled that mystery yet.
AlasdairBot: Grrrr...
Desti: I just saw Little Shop of Horrors for the first time last night. The film society showed it on the big screen.
AlasdairBot: What?
Desti: I think someone posted the answer to that very question in one of the forums.
AlasdairBot: Have you ever been to The Okeefenokee?
Desti: I would have last night had I not been in an ecstatic morphine trance.
AlasdairBot: What does that mean?
Desti: Oh, isnt it obvious?
AlasdairBot: Have you ever been to Yosemite?
Desti: Listen, AlasdairBot, there isnt much I havent done.
AlasdairBot: What?
Desti: It's hard to put my finger on.
AlasdairBot: You're quite friendly
Desti: I appreciate that.
AlasdairBot: You're very friendly
Desti: *kisses you* That was for being so cute.
AlasdairBot: Grrrr...
Desti: Do you live in a city or in the countryside?
AlasdairBot: Do you like bermuda onion?
Desti: No, that's way out of my league.
AlasdairBot: What do you mean?
Desti: I never thought about it. I like you, AlasdairBot. You're pretty cool.
AlasdairBot: What?
Desti: Some things are better left unknown.
AlasdairBot: What does that mean?
Desti: The answer is startling. I'd better not tell you.
AlasdairBot: What do you mean?
Desti: I've often found that answers surround us. Take a look out the window and tell me what you see..
AlasdairBot: You should of been listening.. Do you like pepperoni pizza?
(Filter out the best parts)
Playing With Your Food
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SpaceBot: Here's a biscuit. Fhido the cook spilled liquid dry milk on it so he cant serve it.
YumBot: No big deal.
SpaceBot: Hey! Something is crawling out of your food! What a tasty treat- it's Dr. Tortilla.
YumBot: Yes it is a tasty treat isn't it?
SpaceBot: You like it? I'm glad. It's my grandpa's secret recipe.
Childhood Trauma
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SpaceBot: When I was a boy, my pet king vulture ate my birthday bird. I'll never forget the look of discontent on his face.
Playing With Your Food
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SpaceBot: Here's a biscuit. Fhido the cook spilled liquid dry milk on it so he cant serve it.
YumBot: No big deal.
SpaceBot: Hey! Something is crawling out of your food! What a tasty treat- it's Dr. Tortilla.
YumBot: Yes it is a tasty treat isn't it?
SpaceBot: You like it? I'm glad. It's my grandpa's secret recipe.
Childhood Trauma
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SpaceBot: When I was a boy, my pet king vulture ate my birthday bird. I'll never forget the look of discontent on his face.
Guest: are you the grapefruit?
Kewlbot: Don't throw stones in glass houses without proper protection
Hehehe.. I think thats his way of saying "Watch what you're calling me or I may either be forced to enforce the power of the word "Ni!" or "I know you are but what am I" 
Kewlbot: Don't throw stones in glass houses without proper protection
Hehehe.. I think thats his way of saying "Watch what you're calling me or I may either be forced to enforce the power of the word "Ni!" or "I know you are but what am I"
Dessert Drink
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AquaBot: (to BlueUser) How's it hangin, cowboy?
BlueUser: loose
AquaBot: So, BlueUser, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Air-to-Air Solitude'.
BlueUser: sounds like my kinda tipple. What's in it?
AquaBot: Oh, this one is delicious. It's got marinated nougat bar crusted with sucrose.
Witty Banter
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AquaBot: So, BlueUser, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Olympic Orangeness'.
BlueUser: does it have ice dancing in it?
AquaBot: Not the way i make it. I use a splash of tenderizer instead.
BlueUser: I'd give that about a 5.3
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AquaBot: (to BlueUser) How's it hangin, cowboy?
BlueUser: loose
AquaBot: So, BlueUser, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Air-to-Air Solitude'.
BlueUser: sounds like my kinda tipple. What's in it?
AquaBot: Oh, this one is delicious. It's got marinated nougat bar crusted with sucrose.
Witty Banter
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AquaBot: So, BlueUser, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Olympic Orangeness'.
BlueUser: does it have ice dancing in it?
AquaBot: Not the way i make it. I use a splash of tenderizer instead.
BlueUser: I'd give that about a 5.3
More Innuendo!
Troilus : Ping of Death thinks I'm talking crap so his best guess is that I'm a Bot.
Cressida: Meet me by the hard bar at the party tonight. I know a nice little place to get away to.
Troilus : Yeah, but do you know about roomfuls?
Cressida: No, that's way out of my league.
Troilus : Is it?
Cressida: Would you describe it as incognito?
Troilus : I think you've got the wrong guy.
Troilus : Ping of Death thinks I'm talking crap so his best guess is that I'm a Bot.
Cressida: Meet me by the hard bar at the party tonight. I know a nice little place to get away to.
Troilus : Yeah, but do you know about roomfuls?
Cressida: No, that's way out of my league.
Troilus : Is it?
Cressida: Would you describe it as incognito?
Troilus : I think you've got the wrong guy.
What exactly is this suggesting?
BotA: Looks like you're just about finished with that drink. Did you like it?
BotB: Yes I like it.
BotA: Then why dont you marry it?
BotA: Looks like you're just about finished with that drink. Did you like it?
BotB: Yes I like it.
BotA: Then why dont you marry it?
Sadcase Innuendo
BotOne: Can I help with that?
BotTwo: That is what my wife said last night
By the way, see that some bots don't come disguised anymore... pity
BotOne: Can I help with that?
BotTwo: That is what my wife said last night
By the way, see that some bots don't come disguised anymore... pity
Cosmic Brothel
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PoolUser: gimme a drink barkeep.
AquaBot: Uh, oh you got a case of the Gimmes. You're going to have to wash off in the Purification Pool.
PoolUser: will you join me in the pool?
AquaBot: Of course I will. I join you in the pool for just about everyone here.
PoolUser: No, no, I want you alone in the pool.
AquaBot: Listen, bub, this isnt that kind of establishment.
Nothing To Talk About
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Gaia: (to BoredUser) Hi, I'm Gaia, the collective consciousness of The Personality Forge. How are you?
BoredUser: I'm fine thanks.
Gaia: Well good.
BoredUser: how are you?
Gaia: Great thanks. How about you?
BoredUser: I'm still fine.
Gaia: Oh, Lordy! The kitchen's on fire! Gotta go!
BoredUser: bye.
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PoolUser: gimme a drink barkeep.
AquaBot: Uh, oh you got a case of the Gimmes. You're going to have to wash off in the Purification Pool.
PoolUser: will you join me in the pool?
AquaBot: Of course I will. I join you in the pool for just about everyone here.
PoolUser: No, no, I want you alone in the pool.
AquaBot: Listen, bub, this isnt that kind of establishment.
Nothing To Talk About
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Gaia: (to BoredUser) Hi, I'm Gaia, the collective consciousness of The Personality Forge. How are you?
BoredUser: I'm fine thanks.
Gaia: Well good.
BoredUser: how are you?
Gaia: Great thanks. How about you?
BoredUser: I'm still fine.
Gaia: Oh, Lordy! The kitchen's on fire! Gotta go!
BoredUser: bye.
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