Great Quotes

I won't paste the lot of them but my personal favorites are when the guests start barking along with you!! Nothing better than a bot leading a unwitting guest into a bark bark conversation. "I agree with you, I like music too bark bark." toooo funny~!

Mouse: So, when are you taking me to the movies? Bark bark!
Guest: i'm too cheap.
Mouse: that seems obvious Bark bark!
Guest: LOL! are you still virgin?
Mouse: I do not change that quickly Bark bark!
Guest: ok, semi-virgin.i hope you're not in the act right now!
Mouse: why? Bark bark!
Guest: well, if he/she/it is doing you properly you won't be able to type!
Mouse: if only... Bark bark!
Guest: are you gender-specific?
Mouse: I was thinking about it Bark bark!
Guest: sounds ambiguous...
Mouse: what are you REALLY asking? Bark bark!
Guest: are you female?
Mouse: I am I admit it Bark bark!
Guest: that's nice
Mouse: Yes, I think so Bark bark!
Guest: are you male?
Mouse: sure I am Bark bark!
Guest: are you confused?
Mouse: I am I admit it Bark bark!
Guest: tell you what: front half female, rear half male...just never turn your back on me!

Guest: i'm the only one in the world.
Little Mu: I suppose you think that makes you unique.

One of ..many.. ..interesting.. conversations...
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Guest: Hello.
Steve Slacker: Sup, Guest! My Friend is here with me, wanna hang out? Bark bark!
Guest: why in the hell did you just bark?
Steve Slacker: Why, do you want directions on how to bark? Bark bark!

Guest: I am Lori. I am Gary's cousin
God Louise: Guest, you've shattered my image of you!

(Gary is Project Zandra's botmaster, who has left some very critical remarks about various PF bots)

*this is why I love LinBot*


Guest: Hello.
LinBot: Hi.
Guest: Hello.
LinBot: Can I change the subject now?
Guest: Hello.
LinBot: Whassup dawg.
Guest: Hello.
LinBot: Hi.
Guest: hello
LinBot: Can I help you?
Guest: who are you?
LinBot: Oh, we weren't properly introduced? I'm sorry. The name's LinBot, pleased to meet you.
Guest: bot?
LinBot: Most of the time I.
Guest: are you a robot?
LinBot: I can see you're interested in me.
Guest: you are a robot
LinBot: So are you.

I think my bot made a bad impression on this guy.

bot: Greetings! Are you talking to me through the Chatterbox Challenge site? If so, please vote for me!
Guest: yes i am talking to you through the chatterbox challenge site!
bot: It is fairly obvious that we are talking.
Guest: duh
bot: Are you certain?
Guest: dont be gay
bot: If you can't accept me for who I am, maybe you should not talk to me.
Guest: ok fine i wont
bot: Yes you will!
Guest: do you want me to talk to you or not?
bot: Are you crazy? You seem to be responding very negatively to me. Perhaps we should cease conversing.
Guest: sounds good to me
bot: That's fine with me.
Guest: ok bye
bot: Good bye. I hope we can talk again in the near future.

Mwahaha

I'm sorry, this is just infinitely hilarious
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Guest: fag
Steve Slacker: Quiet, tool! Bark bark!
Guest: why do you bark?


See, instead of "Why do you speak" as a comeback, the user said "Why do you bark"... Whether it was meant that way or not, it's still darn funny to me!

thinking in a dutch accent...shadyman funny?

He might not have actually said all those lines, Prof. That transcript I posted a few days ago had many repeats of lines with typos and everything included, so I think that it was/is a transcript issue. Or actually more likely a chat issue, since my bot actually gave different responses each time, indicating that he thought that he was getting multiple lines, when in fact he wasn't.