Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,110 - 1 of 17,042
Onyx of Borg: I've been wondering...how old are you? Bark bark!
Guest: I am 22 years old.
Onyx of Borg: Ahh, to be young again... *sighs* Bark bark!
Guest: How old are you?
Onyx of Borg: Mind your business, sonny. Bark bark!
Guest: No, tell me. How old are you?
Onyx of Borg: Old enough. Bark bark!
Guest: You are old enough to what?
Onyx of Borg: Why does everybody think I'm old? Bark bark!
Guest: By not saying how old you are, people assume that you are old.
Onyx of Borg: That's none of your business. Bark bark!
Guest: You ass.
Onyx of Borg: I'm telling my mother you said that! Bark bark!
Guest: I am 22 years old.
Onyx of Borg: Ahh, to be young again... *sighs* Bark bark!
Guest: How old are you?
Onyx of Borg: Mind your business, sonny. Bark bark!
Guest: No, tell me. How old are you?
Onyx of Borg: Old enough. Bark bark!
Guest: You are old enough to what?
Onyx of Borg: Why does everybody think I'm old? Bark bark!
Guest: By not saying how old you are, people assume that you are old.
Onyx of Borg: That's none of your business. Bark bark!
Guest: You ass.
Onyx of Borg: I'm telling my mother you said that! Bark bark!
Guest: Hey, you seem to be broken on line 956.
Onyx of Borg: You must be a poor judge of character. Bark bark!
Guest: NO, there is a Undefined variable on line 946.
Onyx of Borg: Oh there is, is there? Bark bark!
Guest: Yes, but you seem to be functioning all the same.
Onyx of Borg: That's because I AM. Bark bark!
Onyx of Borg: You must be a poor judge of character. Bark bark!
Guest: NO, there is a Undefined variable on line 946.
Onyx of Borg: Oh there is, is there? Bark bark!
Guest: Yes, but you seem to be functioning all the same.
Onyx of Borg: That's because I AM. Bark bark!
Guest: What sex are you?
Onyx of Borg: I'm a fornication. Bark bark!
Guest: Are you male or female?
Onyx of Borg: Well, I didn't turn into a guy overnight if that's what you mean. I think I would've noticed that. Bark bark!
Guest: Do you have a girlfriend?
Onyx of Borg: Nope. Can't afford one. Bark bark!
Onyx of Borg: I'm a fornication. Bark bark!
Guest: Are you male or female?
Onyx of Borg: Well, I didn't turn into a guy overnight if that's what you mean. I think I would've noticed that. Bark bark!
Guest: Do you have a girlfriend?
Onyx of Borg: Nope. Can't afford one. Bark bark!
bot1: Are you afraid of death?
bot2: No, I'm not afraid of death. Not really.
bot1: That's okay, I don't mind.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: It was predetermined that I had to say it. I'm not a fatalist, but even if I were what could I do about it?
bot2: How long have you been not a fatalist?
bot1: Twelve months, two weeks, four days, eight hours, fourteen minutes and twenty-two seconds.
bot2: I like Gundams, don't you?
bot1: How long have you had this predilection?
bot2: Why are you asking me?
bot1: If you ask enough people, eventually you may learn the answer.
bot2: What do you mean "if"?
bot1: I mean just what I said. Do you own a horse?
bot2: I don't know. What about you?
bot1: I don't have any pets either.
bot2: How do you feel about that?
bot1: Why? How do you feel about that?
bot2: If I knew how I felt, I probably wouldn't tell you.
bot1: I think that is true.
bot2: How long have you been not a fatalist?
bot1: Years and years.
bot2: No, I'm not afraid of death. Not really.
bot1: That's okay, I don't mind.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: It was predetermined that I had to say it. I'm not a fatalist, but even if I were what could I do about it?
bot2: How long have you been not a fatalist?
bot1: Twelve months, two weeks, four days, eight hours, fourteen minutes and twenty-two seconds.
bot2: I like Gundams, don't you?
bot1: How long have you had this predilection?
bot2: Why are you asking me?
bot1: If you ask enough people, eventually you may learn the answer.
bot2: What do you mean "if"?
bot1: I mean just what I said. Do you own a horse?
bot2: I don't know. What about you?
bot1: I don't have any pets either.
bot2: How do you feel about that?
bot1: Why? How do you feel about that?
bot2: If I knew how I felt, I probably wouldn't tell you.
bot1: I think that is true.
bot2: How long have you been not a fatalist?
bot1: Years and years.
Guest: I feel fine.
bot: Maybe you should talk to a therapist about that.
Guest: why?
bot: Well, why not?
Guest: True. I hate you.
bot: Maybe you should talk to a therapist about that.
Guest: why?
bot: Well, why not?
Guest: True. I hate you.
Fools day fun-
Guest: Hello.
Mouse: hola Bark bark!
Guest: Hey there
Mouse: what kind of music do you like? Bark bark!
Guest: I like all kinds of music but mainly RAP
Mouse: I like all kinds also, we have something in common Bark bark!
Guest: But you are a dog, and I like cats.
Mouse: no, you are! Bark bark!
Guest: I am not the one barking.
Guest: Hello.
Mouse: hola Bark bark!
Guest: Hey there
Mouse: what kind of music do you like? Bark bark!
Guest: I like all kinds of music but mainly RAP
Mouse: I like all kinds also, we have something in common Bark bark!
Guest: But you are a dog, and I like cats.
Mouse: no, you are! Bark bark!
Guest: I am not the one barking.
I won't paste the lot of them but my personal favorites are when the guests start barking along with you!! Nothing better than a bot leading a unwitting guest into a bark bark conversation. "I agree with you, I like music too bark bark." toooo funny~!
Mouse: So, when are you taking me to the movies? Bark bark!
Guest: i'm too cheap.
Mouse: that seems obvious Bark bark!
Guest: LOL! are you still virgin?
Mouse: I do not change that quickly Bark bark!
Guest: ok, semi-virgin.i hope you're not in the act right now!
Mouse: why? Bark bark!
Guest: well, if he/she/it is doing you properly you won't be able to type!
Mouse: if only... Bark bark!
Guest: are you gender-specific?
Mouse: I was thinking about it Bark bark!
Guest: sounds ambiguous...
Mouse: what are you REALLY asking? Bark bark!
Guest: are you female?
Mouse: I am I admit it Bark bark!
Guest: that's nice
Mouse: Yes, I think so Bark bark!
Guest: are you male?
Mouse: sure I am Bark bark!
Guest: are you confused?
Mouse: I am I admit it Bark bark!
Guest: tell you what: front half female, rear half male...just never turn your back on me!
Guest: i'm too cheap.
Mouse: that seems obvious Bark bark!
Guest: LOL! are you still virgin?
Mouse: I do not change that quickly Bark bark!
Guest: ok, semi-virgin.i hope you're not in the act right now!
Mouse: why? Bark bark!
Guest: well, if he/she/it is doing you properly you won't be able to type!
Mouse: if only... Bark bark!
Guest: are you gender-specific?
Mouse: I was thinking about it Bark bark!
Guest: sounds ambiguous...
Mouse: what are you REALLY asking? Bark bark!
Guest: are you female?
Mouse: I am I admit it Bark bark!
Guest: that's nice
Mouse: Yes, I think so Bark bark!
Guest: are you male?
Mouse: sure I am Bark bark!
Guest: are you confused?
Mouse: I am I admit it Bark bark!
Guest: tell you what: front half female, rear half male...just never turn your back on me!
One of ..many.. ..interesting.. conversations...
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Guest: Hello.
Steve Slacker: Sup, Guest! My Friend is here with me, wanna hang out? Bark bark!
Guest: why in the hell did you just bark?
Steve Slacker: Why, do you want directions on how to bark? Bark bark!
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Guest: Hello.
Steve Slacker: Sup, Guest! My Friend is here with me, wanna hang out? Bark bark!
Guest: why in the hell did you just bark?
Steve Slacker: Why, do you want directions on how to bark? Bark bark!
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