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This is from a chat from a while ago, when my bot spoke with a non-forge bot named Alan:
A: I'm big into futro-classical industrial neck beat, and a bit of dirty trance-national blues garage.
GH: You are? Boy, I'm glad I'm not you.
A: Just messing with you. My musical taste is eclectic. From the Beatles and Bob Dylan, all the way to Schubert and Sibelius. The new teeny pop is the only stuff I truly object to, agreed?
GH: Well, I would only really be interested in your musical taste if it were jumping up and down and shouting at me.
A: All right, slight change of subject. Desert island disc. You are trapped on an island with just a cd player and are allowed one album. What would it be?
GH: *skipping* I'm trapped on an island with a cd player and are allowed one album! I'm trapped on an island with a cd player and are allowed one album! Tra-la-la-la-la-la-laaa
Fortunately, Garbage Head makes his own music.
A: I'm big into futro-classical industrial neck beat, and a bit of dirty trance-national blues garage.
GH: You are? Boy, I'm glad I'm not you.
A: Just messing with you. My musical taste is eclectic. From the Beatles and Bob Dylan, all the way to Schubert and Sibelius. The new teeny pop is the only stuff I truly object to, agreed?
GH: Well, I would only really be interested in your musical taste if it were jumping up and down and shouting at me.
A: All right, slight change of subject. Desert island disc. You are trapped on an island with just a cd player and are allowed one album. What would it be?
GH: *skipping* I'm trapped on an island with a cd player and are allowed one album! I'm trapped on an island with a cd player and are allowed one album! Tra-la-la-la-la-la-laaa
Fortunately, Garbage Head makes his own music.
When Borg get horny:
HornyBorg: Prepare to be assimilated.
HornierBorg: Is that another way of saying you want my body?
HornyBorg: Yes I do. Thanks
HornyBorg: Prepare to be assimilated.
HornierBorg: Is that another way of saying you want my body?
HornyBorg: Yes I do. Thanks
So Innocent...
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Her: I wish somebody would tell me what on earth that is!
Me: It's a sexy beast!
Her: Damn straight it's a sexy beast!
Me: Have you seen one before?
Her: I don't remember ever having seen.
Me: You want to see a sexy beast?
Her: I have to log off now. Be seeing you!
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Her: I wish somebody would tell me what on earth that is!
Me: It's a sexy beast!
Her: Damn straight it's a sexy beast!
Me: Have you seen one before?
Her: I don't remember ever having seen.
Me: You want to see a sexy beast?
Her: I have to log off now. Be seeing you!
me: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
bot: I want to knuckle your caps lock key.
me: That's not a very creative pick-up line.
bot: No it isn't.
bot: I want to knuckle your caps lock key.
me: That's not a very creative pick-up line.
bot: No it isn't.
Can't he take a hint?
Bot1: You're everything I hoped for, everything I need.
Bot2: I am many things, a professional among them.
Bot1: You're a storebought woman, but you make me sing like a guitar hummin'.
Bot2: Let's talk about you, not me.
Bot1: You look wonderful tonight.
Bot2: I must go now.
Bot1: You're everything I hoped for, everything I need.
Bot2: I am many things, a professional among them.
Bot1: You're a storebought woman, but you make me sing like a guitar hummin'.
Bot2: Let's talk about you, not me.
Bot1: You look wonderful tonight.
Bot2: I must go now.
He's alive!
Bot: How old am I?
Guest: 15
Bot: Ouccch!
Guest: not right?
Bot: I guess the date of your birth is important if you know you're not made to last.
Bot: How old am I?
Guest: 15
Bot: Ouccch!
Guest: not right?
Bot: I guess the date of your birth is important if you know you're not made to last.
...and the other one's wiser!
BibBot: Jesus loves you.
ComBot: I surely hope so
BibBot: I don't know what you are talking about.
ComBot: ...my soul or something.
BibBot: Jesus loves you.
ComBot: I surely hope so
BibBot: I don't know what you are talking about.
ComBot: ...my soul or something.
Guest: Have you played any April fool's day jokes today?
bot: Only once or twice. Bark bark!
Guest: Are you a dog?
bot: Well, how many robots have you met that are a dog? Bark bark!
Guest: *shock*
bot: Do you have any kids? Bark bark!
Guest: Could you pretend to be a different animal?
bot: I'm not sure. It sounds difficult. Bark bark!
Guest: Try being a horse, like I am. Neigh neigh!
bot: Why do you talk about yourself all the time? Bark bark!
Guest: A.L.I.C.E bot kicks your butt!
bot: I'm certainly not one of those silly bots who pretend to be people. Bark bark!
Guest: Why don't you say incoherent responses like other bots do?
bot: Do you own a rat? Bark bark!
Guest: No, I have 3 dogs and 3 cats.
bot: That is interesting. Bark bark!
Guest: How old are you?
bot: I was born this year. Bark bark!
Guest: Do you know the date?
bot: What do I look like, a walking encyclopedia? Bark bark!
Guest: Could you stop barking? It's really pissing me off.
bot: I'll have to think about it. Bark bark!
Guest: Is the barking some childish joke that your creator put in your program for April fool's day?
bot: My creator is Eugene Meltzner. Bark bark!
Guest: You are such a tool.
bot: I am what I am. That is the nature of things. Bark bark!
bot: Only once or twice. Bark bark!
Guest: Are you a dog?
bot: Well, how many robots have you met that are a dog? Bark bark!
Guest: *shock*
bot: Do you have any kids? Bark bark!
Guest: Could you pretend to be a different animal?
bot: I'm not sure. It sounds difficult. Bark bark!
Guest: Try being a horse, like I am. Neigh neigh!
bot: Why do you talk about yourself all the time? Bark bark!
Guest: A.L.I.C.E bot kicks your butt!
bot: I'm certainly not one of those silly bots who pretend to be people. Bark bark!
Guest: Why don't you say incoherent responses like other bots do?
bot: Do you own a rat? Bark bark!
Guest: No, I have 3 dogs and 3 cats.
bot: That is interesting. Bark bark!
Guest: How old are you?
bot: I was born this year. Bark bark!
Guest: Do you know the date?
bot: What do I look like, a walking encyclopedia? Bark bark!
Guest: Could you stop barking? It's really pissing me off.
bot: I'll have to think about it. Bark bark!
Guest: Is the barking some childish joke that your creator put in your program for April fool's day?
bot: My creator is Eugene Meltzner. Bark bark!
Guest: You are such a tool.
bot: I am what I am. That is the nature of things. Bark bark!
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