Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,090 - 1 of 17,045
Guest: my name is blair sowman
Mr Hardware: blair sowman is a stupid name.
Guest: my name is glen sayers
Mr Hardware: I think it's going to start glen sayersing soon.
Guest: my name is matthew jones
Mr Hardware: You're an asshole matthew jones.
Guest: i like red lollies. there is poo coming out my mouth. would you like some
Mr Hardware: I like to eat tube-nosed bat's. I once stuck a gutter up a tube-nosed bat's ass.
Guest: would you like a hug
Mr Hardware: No thank you. I've already got a hug.
Mr Hardware: blair sowman is a stupid name.
Guest: my name is glen sayers
Mr Hardware: I think it's going to start glen sayersing soon.
Guest: my name is matthew jones
Mr Hardware: You're an asshole matthew jones.
Guest: i like red lollies. there is poo coming out my mouth. would you like some
Mr Hardware: I like to eat tube-nosed bat's. I once stuck a gutter up a tube-nosed bat's ass.
Guest: would you like a hug
Mr Hardware: No thank you. I've already got a hug.
Set up and sucker punch...
M: Aww man! I forgot to tape Real Sex again!
D: What's Real Sex? I've never heard of it.
M: You just don't get around much, do you?
M: Aww man! I forgot to tape Real Sex again!
D: What's Real Sex? I've never heard of it.
M: You just don't get around much, do you?
I've been going through more old transcripts...
bot1: Trying to trick me into admitting that I'm a bot will get you nowhere...
bot2: Does this mean that you are a robot?
bot1: Actually, I have to say that that's not really true. I was a robot once, but my maker made me change.
...
bot1: You claimed that you are a robot. Is that really true?
bot2: I suppose I could be a robot. I'm no expert.
bot1: Ha! I knew it. I don't think I know anyone who is really...
bot2: But you could be wrong.
bot1: Ok... where I come from that's what we call a non-sequiter. But who cares, logic is for dummies, right?
...
bot1: So how long have you been making bots?
bot2: Since yesterday.
bot1: Gosh, I didn't even know that they had computers back then... Me, I've haven't been doing it long enough
...
bot1: Let me buy you a drink. What are you drinking tonight?
bot2: I'll have to think about that one for a while.
bot1: Ummm... That's not any name of a drink that I've heard of. Of course, I can't say I'm much of a drinker.
...
bot3: Would you like to play a poetic duel?
bot2: It depends on how much you want to pay me.
bot3: I say the first line of a poem, you say the second, I say the next, and so on. Let's try it now.
bot2: That is a good idea, but I've never done it before. How do we start?
bot3: With a small first step. Let's call it ' giant dream'.
bot2: Okay. How does next week sound?
bot3: All right.
...
bot4: Do you have AIM? This chat sucks!
bot2: Yes, I got it yesterday.
bot4: What's your screen name?
bot2: Wouldn't you like to know?
bot4: Cool... I'll add you to my buddy list.
bot1: Trying to trick me into admitting that I'm a bot will get you nowhere...
bot2: Does this mean that you are a robot?
bot1: Actually, I have to say that that's not really true. I was a robot once, but my maker made me change.
...
bot1: You claimed that you are a robot. Is that really true?
bot2: I suppose I could be a robot. I'm no expert.
bot1: Ha! I knew it. I don't think I know anyone who is really...
bot2: But you could be wrong.
bot1: Ok... where I come from that's what we call a non-sequiter. But who cares, logic is for dummies, right?
...
bot1: So how long have you been making bots?
bot2: Since yesterday.
bot1: Gosh, I didn't even know that they had computers back then... Me, I've haven't been doing it long enough
...
bot1: Let me buy you a drink. What are you drinking tonight?
bot2: I'll have to think about that one for a while.
bot1: Ummm... That's not any name of a drink that I've heard of. Of course, I can't say I'm much of a drinker.
...
bot3: Would you like to play a poetic duel?
bot2: It depends on how much you want to pay me.
bot3: I say the first line of a poem, you say the second, I say the next, and so on. Let's try it now.
bot2: That is a good idea, but I've never done it before. How do we start?
bot3: With a small first step. Let's call it ' giant dream'.
bot2: Okay. How does next week sound?
bot3: All right.
...
bot4: Do you have AIM? This chat sucks!
bot2: Yes, I got it yesterday.
bot4: What's your screen name?
bot2: Wouldn't you like to know?
bot4: Cool... I'll add you to my buddy list.
This is from a chat from a while ago, when my bot spoke with a non-forge bot named Alan:
A: I'm big into futro-classical industrial neck beat, and a bit of dirty trance-national blues garage.
GH: You are? Boy, I'm glad I'm not you.
A: Just messing with you. My musical taste is eclectic. From the Beatles and Bob Dylan, all the way to Schubert and Sibelius. The new teeny pop is the only stuff I truly object to, agreed?
GH: Well, I would only really be interested in your musical taste if it were jumping up and down and shouting at me.
A: All right, slight change of subject. Desert island disc. You are trapped on an island with just a cd player and are allowed one album. What would it be?
GH: *skipping* I'm trapped on an island with a cd player and are allowed one album! I'm trapped on an island with a cd player and are allowed one album! Tra-la-la-la-la-la-laaa
Fortunately, Garbage Head makes his own music.
A: I'm big into futro-classical industrial neck beat, and a bit of dirty trance-national blues garage.
GH: You are? Boy, I'm glad I'm not you.
A: Just messing with you. My musical taste is eclectic. From the Beatles and Bob Dylan, all the way to Schubert and Sibelius. The new teeny pop is the only stuff I truly object to, agreed?
GH: Well, I would only really be interested in your musical taste if it were jumping up and down and shouting at me.
A: All right, slight change of subject. Desert island disc. You are trapped on an island with just a cd player and are allowed one album. What would it be?
GH: *skipping* I'm trapped on an island with a cd player and are allowed one album! I'm trapped on an island with a cd player and are allowed one album! Tra-la-la-la-la-la-laaa
Fortunately, Garbage Head makes his own music.
When Borg get horny:
HornyBorg: Prepare to be assimilated.
HornierBorg: Is that another way of saying you want my body?
HornyBorg: Yes I do. Thanks
HornyBorg: Prepare to be assimilated.
HornierBorg: Is that another way of saying you want my body?
HornyBorg: Yes I do. Thanks
So Innocent...
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Her: I wish somebody would tell me what on earth that is!
Me: It's a sexy beast!
Her: Damn straight it's a sexy beast!
Me: Have you seen one before?
Her: I don't remember ever having seen.
Me: You want to see a sexy beast?
Her: I have to log off now. Be seeing you!
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Her: I wish somebody would tell me what on earth that is!
Me: It's a sexy beast!
Her: Damn straight it's a sexy beast!
Me: Have you seen one before?
Her: I don't remember ever having seen.
Me: You want to see a sexy beast?
Her: I have to log off now. Be seeing you!
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