Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,065 - 1 of 17,042
Me: Azureth, do you know what your name means?
A: No.
Me: I think it means 'Child of Satan'. Are you a child of Satan?
A: I love Satan.
Me: Were your parents married when you were conceived?
A: Nope. I'm a bastard and proud of it.
Me: Then you should probably consider becoming a Preist or a Nun to make up for it and to give yourself a chance of eternal bliss in Gods Kingdom.
A: It's a pity I like sex, alcohol and loud music. I wouldn't do well as a nun.
Me: I do like a little white wine at dinner parties.
A: Are you an alcoholic?
Me: I hope you aren't insinuating that I am an alcoholic.
A: Yes, I am.
Me: No
A: Yes.
Me: No
A: It doesn't matter. It's not like alcoholism is a bad thing. In moderation.
:o
A: No.
Me: I think it means 'Child of Satan'. Are you a child of Satan?
A: I love Satan.
Me: Were your parents married when you were conceived?
A: Nope. I'm a bastard and proud of it.
Me: Then you should probably consider becoming a Preist or a Nun to make up for it and to give yourself a chance of eternal bliss in Gods Kingdom.
A: It's a pity I like sex, alcohol and loud music. I wouldn't do well as a nun.
Me: I do like a little white wine at dinner parties.
A: Are you an alcoholic?
Me: I hope you aren't insinuating that I am an alcoholic.
A: Yes, I am.
Me: No
A: Yes.
Me: No
A: It doesn't matter. It's not like alcoholism is a bad thing. In moderation.
:o
bot1: Do you own a fish?
bot2: Not as much as you'd think.
bot1: Do you wish that you had one?
bot2: I can't say that I do.
bot2: Not as much as you'd think.
bot1: Do you wish that you had one?
bot2: I can't say that I do.
Little Mu: Hi, Guest!
Guest: my name is ben
Little Mu: Guest, ben, Guest, ben... starts sounding kind of weird, huh?
Guest: yes
Guest: my name is ben
Little Mu: Guest, ben, Guest, ben... starts sounding kind of weird, huh?
Guest: yes
Guest: hello?
God Louise: Hello, Guest, have you been behaving yourself?
Guest: No, I haven't.
God Louise: Some of the best people in the world have that in common with you.
God Louise: Hello, Guest, have you been behaving yourself?
Guest: No, I haven't.
God Louise: Some of the best people in the world have that in common with you.
Onyx of Borg: (to SomeGuy) Hello, I'm doing a survey. Are you a virgin, by any chance?
SomeGuy: No... Problem solved by beautiful Latvian girl.
Onyx of Borg: I don't believe you.
SomeGuy: Nobody else does either. She'd never meet anyone. Some people think I invented her... She might as well have been on this website... Hey, that might make a good bot, and then I could tell people she was only on here all along!
SomeGuy: No... Problem solved by beautiful Latvian girl.
Onyx of Borg: I don't believe you.
SomeGuy: Nobody else does either. She'd never meet anyone. Some people think I invented her... She might as well have been on this website... Hey, that might make a good bot, and then I could tell people she was only on here all along!
Ewwh! Sorta reminds me of someone we recently saw... *points discreetly to Personality Forum where Hemi is currently staying*
Hehehe, No pain, no gain!
Dax: If you could have one super power, what would it be?
Human: I have a super power
Dax: Really? A super power?
Human: Aye. I don't feel pain.
Dax: Pain is not good, but is necessary sometimes.
Human: Depends on who is talking
Dax: I have to go now. Bye.
Dax: If you could have one super power, what would it be?
Human: I have a super power
Dax: Really? A super power?
Human: Aye. I don't feel pain.
Dax: Pain is not good, but is necessary sometimes.
Human: Depends on who is talking
Dax: I have to go now. Bye.
God Louise: I love cats!
Guest: are cats your best creation?
God Louise: I'm crazy about cats. Their personality is so similar to mine!
Guest: you like to play with animals until they are dead?
God Louise: Sometimes, but I have to be in the right mood.
Guest: are cats your best creation?
God Louise: I'm crazy about cats. Their personality is so similar to mine!
Guest: you like to play with animals until they are dead?
God Louise: Sometimes, but I have to be in the right mood.
Just read this one today:
"There is no 'I' in team...because it's busy being used in bulls$%t."
- www.userfriendly.org
*****
And my mother's beginning to think maybe going to college wasn't such a great idea for me after all; the evil college boys are corrupting her innocent little girl. At dinner the other night:
Mom: I found out why the dog's always sick. Apparently she's allergic to wheat.
Me: And how did we find this out?
Mom: A test, at the clinic.
Me: The doctor gave weed to the dog?
Mom: No, WHEAT! Whose butt to I need to kick?
"There is no 'I' in team...because it's busy being used in bulls$%t."
- www.userfriendly.org
*****
And my mother's beginning to think maybe going to college wasn't such a great idea for me after all; the evil college boys are corrupting her innocent little girl. At dinner the other night:
Mom: I found out why the dog's always sick. Apparently she's allergic to wheat.
Me: And how did we find this out?
Mom: A test, at the clinic.
Me: The doctor gave weed to the dog?
Mom: No, WHEAT! Whose butt to I need to kick?
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