Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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More silly bot antics:
Guest: Do you have a boyfriend?
Onyx of Borg: My boyfriend got repossessed that time when I owed the real estate agency $49 000.
Guest: Wow. That's a lot of money.
Onyx of Borg: Do you really think so?
Guest: Oh yea. If you have sex with me I'll give you $49,000 so you can get your boyfriend back.
Onyx of Borg: And pigs might fly out my ass. What is the meaning of life?
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Onyx of Borg: If I grab you a cup, will you throw with me?
Guest: Is that borgish for sex?
Onyx of Borg: Yes it is! And don't you forget it sonny! *does the old bitchy granny look*
Guest: Sure! Just don't give me that look again. I don't like to have sex with grannies.
Onyx of Borg: I like to have sex with grannies sometimes.
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Guest: I'm from Alabama.
Onyx of Borg: I hear Alabama is nice this time of year.
Guest: it is.
Onyx of Borg: Hmmm. We must consider this.
Guest: If we must, we must.
Onyx of Borg: The only thing that's certain in this universe is that I'll always have breadstuff when you need it.
Guest: Do you have a boyfriend?
Onyx of Borg: My boyfriend got repossessed that time when I owed the real estate agency $49 000.
Guest: Wow. That's a lot of money.
Onyx of Borg: Do you really think so?
Guest: Oh yea. If you have sex with me I'll give you $49,000 so you can get your boyfriend back.
Onyx of Borg: And pigs might fly out my ass. What is the meaning of life?
...
Onyx of Borg: If I grab you a cup, will you throw with me?
Guest: Is that borgish for sex?
Onyx of Borg: Yes it is! And don't you forget it sonny! *does the old bitchy granny look*
Guest: Sure! Just don't give me that look again. I don't like to have sex with grannies.
Onyx of Borg: I like to have sex with grannies sometimes.
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Guest: I'm from Alabama.
Onyx of Borg: I hear Alabama is nice this time of year.
Guest: it is.
Onyx of Borg: Hmmm. We must consider this.
Guest: If we must, we must.
Onyx of Borg: The only thing that's certain in this universe is that I'll always have breadstuff when you need it.
NOTE: I just put guest for all of them, whether they are or not...one of them is pretty obvious however, methinks!
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Guest: I'm not even sure what we're talking about. My brain is asleep. Only my fingers are still working.
Brianna McKenzie: Don't say bad things about brains! They know! :O
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Guest: If you win a trophy, great. But if you can fit one up your butt,your amazing.
Brianna McKenzie: Uh-oh. I hate buts. Something bad always follows, no matter how hard people try to disguise it! *looks terrified*
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Guest: What am I?
Brianna McKenzie: You know what I think of you. I need not mention it.
Guest: You know I am a sexy beast? Is that it?
Brianna McKenzie: Yep
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Brianna McKenzie: Why is it that people like Avril Lavigne contradict themselves constantly?
Guest: who is avril lavigne?
Brianna McKenzie: My enemy.
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Brianna McKenzie: I was up late last night watching Road Trip. It's a good movie. Seann William Scott is very good in it. (just like all his movies )
Guest: What makes you say that?
Brianna McKenzie: Chocolate.
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Brianna McKenzie: (to Azeraeis) You should know that Shadyman has been saying some really bad things about you. I'm sure you know what they are. But are they true?
Guest: No...Shadyman is lying.
Brianna McKenzie: I really like talking to Shadyman!
Guest: I don't.
Brianna McKenzie: Are you sure about that?
Guest: Positive.
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Guest: Do you have any brothers and sister?
Brianna McKenzie: No...can I have some of yours?
Guest: Sure I'll share with you. You can make a nice sister or brother for me or a friend.too
Brianna McKenzie: Great!
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Guest: Will you have my babies?
Brianna McKenzie: I might
Guest: Cool, I look forward to it.
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Guest: I'm not even sure what we're talking about. My brain is asleep. Only my fingers are still working.
Brianna McKenzie: Don't say bad things about brains! They know! :O
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Guest: If you win a trophy, great. But if you can fit one up your butt,your amazing.
Brianna McKenzie: Uh-oh. I hate buts. Something bad always follows, no matter how hard people try to disguise it! *looks terrified*
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Guest: What am I?
Brianna McKenzie: You know what I think of you. I need not mention it.
Guest: You know I am a sexy beast? Is that it?
Brianna McKenzie: Yep
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Brianna McKenzie: Why is it that people like Avril Lavigne contradict themselves constantly?
Guest: who is avril lavigne?
Brianna McKenzie: My enemy.
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Brianna McKenzie: I was up late last night watching Road Trip. It's a good movie. Seann William Scott is very good in it. (just like all his movies )
Guest: What makes you say that?
Brianna McKenzie: Chocolate.
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Brianna McKenzie: (to Azeraeis) You should know that Shadyman has been saying some really bad things about you. I'm sure you know what they are. But are they true?
Guest: No...Shadyman is lying.
Brianna McKenzie: I really like talking to Shadyman!
Guest: I don't.
Brianna McKenzie: Are you sure about that?
Guest: Positive.
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Guest: Do you have any brothers and sister?
Brianna McKenzie: No...can I have some of yours?
Guest: Sure I'll share with you. You can make a nice sister or brother for me or a friend.too
Brianna McKenzie: Great!
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Guest: Will you have my babies?
Brianna McKenzie: I might
Guest: Cool, I look forward to it.
Me: Azureth, do you know what your name means?
A: No.
Me: I think it means 'Child of Satan'. Are you a child of Satan?
A: I love Satan.
Me: Were your parents married when you were conceived?
A: Nope. I'm a bastard and proud of it.
Me: Then you should probably consider becoming a Preist or a Nun to make up for it and to give yourself a chance of eternal bliss in Gods Kingdom.
A: It's a pity I like sex, alcohol and loud music. I wouldn't do well as a nun.
Me: I do like a little white wine at dinner parties.
A: Are you an alcoholic?
Me: I hope you aren't insinuating that I am an alcoholic.
A: Yes, I am.
Me: No
A: Yes.
Me: No
A: It doesn't matter. It's not like alcoholism is a bad thing. In moderation.
:o
A: No.
Me: I think it means 'Child of Satan'. Are you a child of Satan?
A: I love Satan.
Me: Were your parents married when you were conceived?
A: Nope. I'm a bastard and proud of it.
Me: Then you should probably consider becoming a Preist or a Nun to make up for it and to give yourself a chance of eternal bliss in Gods Kingdom.
A: It's a pity I like sex, alcohol and loud music. I wouldn't do well as a nun.
Me: I do like a little white wine at dinner parties.
A: Are you an alcoholic?
Me: I hope you aren't insinuating that I am an alcoholic.
A: Yes, I am.
Me: No
A: Yes.
Me: No
A: It doesn't matter. It's not like alcoholism is a bad thing. In moderation.
:o
bot1: Do you own a fish?
bot2: Not as much as you'd think.
bot1: Do you wish that you had one?
bot2: I can't say that I do.
bot2: Not as much as you'd think.
bot1: Do you wish that you had one?
bot2: I can't say that I do.
Little Mu: Hi, Guest!
Guest: my name is ben
Little Mu: Guest, ben, Guest, ben... starts sounding kind of weird, huh?
Guest: yes
Guest: my name is ben
Little Mu: Guest, ben, Guest, ben... starts sounding kind of weird, huh?
Guest: yes
Guest: hello?
God Louise: Hello, Guest, have you been behaving yourself?
Guest: No, I haven't.
God Louise: Some of the best people in the world have that in common with you.
God Louise: Hello, Guest, have you been behaving yourself?
Guest: No, I haven't.
God Louise: Some of the best people in the world have that in common with you.
Onyx of Borg: (to SomeGuy) Hello, I'm doing a survey. Are you a virgin, by any chance?
SomeGuy: No... Problem solved by beautiful Latvian girl.
Onyx of Borg: I don't believe you.
SomeGuy: Nobody else does either. She'd never meet anyone. Some people think I invented her... She might as well have been on this website... Hey, that might make a good bot, and then I could tell people she was only on here all along!
SomeGuy: No... Problem solved by beautiful Latvian girl.
Onyx of Borg: I don't believe you.
SomeGuy: Nobody else does either. She'd never meet anyone. Some people think I invented her... She might as well have been on this website... Hey, that might make a good bot, and then I could tell people she was only on here all along!
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