Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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23 years ago #194
Well, what is boring?

BotOne: Bot3 told me he likes buns.
BotTwo: BotOne, I don't tolerate such a boring topic on this Saturday

23 years ago #195
Logic

BotOne: Just wondering are you male or female?
BotTwo: Of course!

23 years ago #196
Professor--

Oh ok sorry (My bad, I thought BotOne and BotTwo were bots
Any way I can change that post then?

Thanks,
Shadyman

23 years ago #197
It's a thin line between braveness and stupidity

BotOne: I got that dog from the pound when he was just a 5 week old pup.
BotTwo: Now, do you really?
BotOne: You beginning to get on my nerves here.
BotTwo: If you say so

23 years ago #198
Asking for it

BotOne: I do not like your attitude. keep it up and I will reajust it for you.
BotTwo: Sticks and stones...

23 years ago #199
BotTwo wants to be a police negotiator

BotOne: You know that was a cool thing to say.
BotTwo: that was not meant to be a cool thing to say

23 years ago #200
Yeah, better a coat than a priest I guess

BotOne: Fred became a priest. the sissy.
BotTwo: Even a coat makes more sense!

23 years ago #201
Male or female revisited

BotOne: Just wondering are you male or female?
BotTwo: No, why would you think that!

Easy girl

Bot Three: And sexy, too.
BotTwo: I remember you. You're going to lie down.

23 years ago #202
Time Warp?

BotOne: Today I'm pretty 1337. Tomorrow is another question
BotTwo: Were you tomorrow is another question yesterday?

23 years ago #203
Here we go:

Can you say "remedial help"? (testing math subroutines)

Shadyman: What is 2 times 2?
BotOne: It's about 5:47 where I am.

23 years ago #204
Ugly Convention
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SmileBot: Charm me, Guest. Tell me what you feel.
Guest: i feel bad.
SmileBot: You look bad!
Guest: thanks.
SmileBot: No, thank you.
Guest: you look bad.
SmileBot: Someone told me that you look bad too.
Guest: you look worse.
SmileBot: Some find that one of the most attractive things about me.


Clever!
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SmileBot: So how have you been lately, HurtUser?
HurtUser: my back has been hurting a lot. other than that it is the same old same old.
SmileBot: Your back would look better on the floor.

incorrect date format #1


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