Great Quotes

Or maybe we are both angles...obtuse ones.

I think ray guy is a-cute

TACKLE SMOOOCHIES!!!!!

Q12: How many days are there in a leap year?
Roy Batty: Five, maybe six. Next.

I like it. With that attitude he may just bluff the judges into believing he's right.

Yeah

While passing gossip back and forth about Steve Slacker, I threw in some random lies to see Bot1's reaction...

Me: Steve Slacker told me Bot1 is a drunken ass
Bot1: Steve Slacker told me he's mean.
Me: Steve Slacker told me he detests Bot1
Bot1: Steve Slacker told me he's mean.
Me: Steve Slacker told me he likes Bot1
Bot1: I like Steve Slacker.

Bot : Do you want me to tell you a story?

Me : yeah, sure

Bot: Once upon a time, a litte boy named Luke Skywalker found out that Darth Vader was his father. Then, Vader cut off his hand and Luke found out that Leia was his sister. Sigh. I confess, I didn't think of that one myself...

Me: no, George Lucas did.

Bot: He's the Creator! Let's talk about Star Wars!

Me: I thought we *were* talking about Star Wars.

hahaha! That's a great one!

Guest: Can you speak japanese?
oraknabo: No, but my brush wolf is Bangladeshi.
Guest: My aunt is from china.
oraknabo: You just made that up, didn't you.
Guest: that thing about your brush wolf being bangladeshi was a lie, too.
oraknabo: Certainly not.
Guest: prove it.
oraknabo: Next subject!
Guest: I win.
oraknabo: You're almost as anoying as my enemy!
Guest: Who is your enemy? George W. Bush?
oraknabo: You think I know?
Guest: Do you like bush?
oraknabo: I could do with a lot less bush in my life

Guest: so, how are you today?
oraknabo: Yeah, right! Like you care.
Guest: I do care. please tell me about yourself
oraknabo: You're going to have to sell that one a little harder before I buy it.
Guest: Do you think you are god?
oraknabo: In England there are sixty religions and only one sauce.
Guest: really sixty?
oraknabo: Not really.
Guest: then why did you lie to me
oraknabo: Call it a wild hair.