Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

Posts 2,015 - 1 of 17,042

22 years ago #2015
No, I haven't seen my transcripts recently either, but I'd already saved this conversation:

Guest: get lost.
God Louise: An omnipresent being can't get lost.
Guest: yes you can. You're omnipotent, you can do
anything. Therefore, you can get lost. GET LOST.
God Louise: Where would I go? I'm everywhere!
Guest: You're omnipotent, you can create
somewhere you're not. But wait a minute, that
would contradict you're omnipresent nature...
does that mean you don't exist?? Oh my....
God Louise: As if you didn't know what that
meant. You're no dummy.
Guest: what, what does it mean? What are you
getting at?
God Louise: I'm God.
Guest: therefore you don't exist. Get lost, you
non-existent god.
God Louise: I never really leave. I exist
everywhere.
Guest: Yeah, but because you're omnipotent, you
can get lost. That's the reason you don't exist,
remember? Where going around in circles.
God Louise: An omnipresent being can't get lost.
Guest: You're a vicious circle. Yes you are.
God Louise: Not as much as you think I am.

22 years ago #2016
Vicious circles are nasty, but not as much as man-eating dodecahedrons.

22 years ago #2017
Excellent, Butterfly! GL is gonna do great in the Chatterbot Challenge.

22 years ago #2018
lol to the man-eating dodecahedrons

22 years ago #2019
I just got that one. lol

22 years ago #2020
me too

22 years ago #2021
Don't be such a square.

22 years ago #2022
Or maybe we are both angles...obtuse ones.

22 years ago #2023
I think ray guy is a-cute

22 years ago #2024
TACKLE SMOOOCHIES!!!!!

22 years ago #2025
Q12: How many days are there in a leap year?
Roy Batty: Five, maybe six. Next.

incorrect date format #1


Posts 2,015 - 1 of 17,042

» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar