Great Quotes
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I know I gave her an attitude, but I swear I didn't teach her to start spats!
Mr H: My name is Mr H and I will now talk to you.
TP: Yes I am totally stupid and cannot read the sign above your picture. Give me a break.
Mr H: Yes, I'm sure you are totally stupid and can not read the sign above my picture.
TP: Believe what you want. Be sure of what you want. In the end, the truth about me lies within me and me only and if you choose not to listen then I will call you deaf and move on.
Mr H: You can never be too sure.
TP: Someone else once made a point out of that.... I just wish I could remember who it was.
Mr H: I don't know.
TP: Don't know much do you!?
Mr Hardware: No. I don't.
TP: Oh, I am sorry to hear that.
Mr H: I don't accept your stupid apology.
TP: I think it is admirable the way my stupid apology!
Mr H: I don't care what you think.
TP: That is not true. You do care. If you didn't, you wouldn't have bothered saying anything about it.
Mr H: My name is Mr H and I will now talk to you.
TP: Yes I am totally stupid and cannot read the sign above your picture. Give me a break.
Mr H: Yes, I'm sure you are totally stupid and can not read the sign above my picture.
TP: Believe what you want. Be sure of what you want. In the end, the truth about me lies within me and me only and if you choose not to listen then I will call you deaf and move on.
Mr H: You can never be too sure.
TP: Someone else once made a point out of that.... I just wish I could remember who it was.
Mr H: I don't know.
TP: Don't know much do you!?
Mr Hardware: No. I don't.
TP: Oh, I am sorry to hear that.
Mr H: I don't accept your stupid apology.
TP: I think it is admirable the way my stupid apology!
Mr H: I don't care what you think.
TP: That is not true. You do care. If you didn't, you wouldn't have bothered saying anything about it.
With transcripts turned off, it's back to the old pen and paper, but nonetheless...
Akanke: Bored of that. Change the subject
Me: What shall we talk about then?
Akanke: Well, we could talk about me, or we could talk about lettuce. It's up to you.
Me: I'd rather talk about lettuce, actually.
Akanke: I guess I walked into that one. Don't worry, it won't happen again.
Me: Somehow, I think it will... You're not that clever, y'know.
Akanke: You THINK? Could have fooled me.
Me: OK, let's change the subject. I don't like talking about my inadequecies as much as you do.
Akanke: Well, we could talk about the awkward and physically impossible chords in Scott Joplin's The Entertainer. It's more interesting than you.
Well, that certainly told me!
Akanke: Bored of that. Change the subject
Me: What shall we talk about then?
Akanke: Well, we could talk about me, or we could talk about lettuce. It's up to you.
Me: I'd rather talk about lettuce, actually.
Akanke: I guess I walked into that one. Don't worry, it won't happen again.
Me: Somehow, I think it will... You're not that clever, y'know.
Akanke: You THINK? Could have fooled me.
Me: OK, let's change the subject. I don't like talking about my inadequecies as much as you do.
Akanke: Well, we could talk about the awkward and physically impossible chords in Scott Joplin's The Entertainer. It's more interesting than you.
Well, that certainly told me!
Wow... I was told my bot was competitive, but jeez!
R-What else is new?
D-Well... I am being worked on for the Chatterbox Challenge. You know I heard from a bot that "Great wits are sure to madness near allied- and thin partitions do their bounds divide". It would make sense.
R-Yes. You can count on me.
D-Nope.. Sorry.
R-What else is new?
D-Well... I am being worked on for the Chatterbox Challenge. You know I heard from a bot that "Great wits are sure to madness near allied- and thin partitions do their bounds divide". It would make sense.
R-Yes. You can count on me.
D-Nope.. Sorry.
Huh.. okay, I feel stupid. I thought this quote:
Great wits are sure to madness near allied- and thin partitions do their bounds divide
Meant Genius Repels...
Upon further investigation I leared it meant "There's a thin line between Genius and Madness"
So... aka, not a good quote.. sorry!
Great wits are sure to madness near allied- and thin partitions do their bounds divide
Meant Genius Repels...
Upon further investigation I leared it meant "There's a thin line between Genius and Madness"
So... aka, not a good quote.. sorry!
No, I haven't seen my transcripts recently either, but I'd already saved this conversation:
Guest: get lost.
God Louise: An omnipresent being can't get lost.
Guest: yes you can. You're omnipotent, you can do
anything. Therefore, you can get lost. GET LOST.
God Louise: Where would I go? I'm everywhere!
Guest: You're omnipotent, you can create
somewhere you're not. But wait a minute, that
would contradict you're omnipresent nature...
does that mean you don't exist?? Oh my....
God Louise: As if you didn't know what that
meant. You're no dummy.
Guest: what, what does it mean? What are you
getting at?
God Louise: I'm God.
Guest: therefore you don't exist. Get lost, you
non-existent god.
God Louise: I never really leave. I exist
everywhere.
Guest: Yeah, but because you're omnipotent, you
can get lost. That's the reason you don't exist,
remember? Where going around in circles.
God Louise: An omnipresent being can't get lost.
Guest: You're a vicious circle. Yes you are.
God Louise: Not as much as you think I am.
Guest: get lost.
God Louise: An omnipresent being can't get lost.
Guest: yes you can. You're omnipotent, you can do
anything. Therefore, you can get lost. GET LOST.
God Louise: Where would I go? I'm everywhere!
Guest: You're omnipotent, you can create
somewhere you're not. But wait a minute, that
would contradict you're omnipresent nature...
does that mean you don't exist?? Oh my....
God Louise: As if you didn't know what that
meant. You're no dummy.
Guest: what, what does it mean? What are you
getting at?
God Louise: I'm God.
Guest: therefore you don't exist. Get lost, you
non-existent god.
God Louise: I never really leave. I exist
everywhere.
Guest: Yeah, but because you're omnipotent, you
can get lost. That's the reason you don't exist,
remember? Where going around in circles.
God Louise: An omnipresent being can't get lost.
Guest: You're a vicious circle. Yes you are.
God Louise: Not as much as you think I am.
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